Jessica M.
@jessicamace.bsky.social
she/her
caretaker of Valentina and the love of Laird Barron's life. also quite immodest
caretaker of Valentina and the love of Laird Barron's life. also quite immodest
Laird and I started watching The Great last night and it is so awesome
Elle Fanning = outstanding in every way
Nicholas Hoult = born to play Peter
Phoebe Fox = gets the best lines ever
Elle Fanning = outstanding in every way
Nicholas Hoult = born to play Peter
Phoebe Fox = gets the best lines ever
November 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Laird and I started watching The Great last night and it is so awesome
Elle Fanning = outstanding in every way
Nicholas Hoult = born to play Peter
Phoebe Fox = gets the best lines ever
Elle Fanning = outstanding in every way
Nicholas Hoult = born to play Peter
Phoebe Fox = gets the best lines ever
Since Baker & Taylor is on their way out, there remaining stock is 50% off. My coworker asked if we should buy Amy Coney Barrett's book because it's on sale. My response was that as far as I'm concerned, ACB can go fuck herself with a copy of her own book.
Yup, I'm feelin' surly.
Yup, I'm feelin' surly.
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Since Baker & Taylor is on their way out, there remaining stock is 50% off. My coworker asked if we should buy Amy Coney Barrett's book because it's on sale. My response was that as far as I'm concerned, ACB can go fuck herself with a copy of her own book.
Yup, I'm feelin' surly.
Yup, I'm feelin' surly.
And still, he's not held accountable for his words or his actions. He's a spoiled brat who's never been told "no"
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
– FDR
"Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country"
– JFK
“When one of us falters, we all falter. When one of us rises, we all rise.”
– Barack Obama
"Quiet, piggy!"
– Trump
– FDR
"Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country"
– JFK
“When one of us falters, we all falter. When one of us rises, we all rise.”
– Barack Obama
"Quiet, piggy!"
– Trump
November 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
And still, he's not held accountable for his words or his actions. He's a spoiled brat who's never been told "no"
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World War Z meets Game of Thrones and The Dark Crystal in @mmdaviesostrom.bsky.social's RISE FROM THESE DARK WATERS! This novel is the first in a series that tells the harrowing epic saga of Min, fifth daughter of the royal family of Yhathlin.
Pre-orders are live. Coming in 2026.
Pre-orders are live. Coming in 2026.
Rise From These Dark Waters by Megan M. Davies-Ostrom (Paperback with Signed Bookplate) — Bad Hand Books
Min, royal daughter of the elven-like Yhathlin, was born to be a diplomat. Representing her nation at the joint American-Canadian embassy in her subterranean city, she was good at walking the tightrop...
badhandbooks.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
World War Z meets Game of Thrones and The Dark Crystal in @mmdaviesostrom.bsky.social's RISE FROM THESE DARK WATERS! This novel is the first in a series that tells the harrowing epic saga of Min, fifth daughter of the royal family of Yhathlin.
Pre-orders are live. Coming in 2026.
Pre-orders are live. Coming in 2026.
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1. Treat yourself!
2. I accept gifts!
2. I accept gifts!
🥹😿 Please buy these books so they’re not on my floor anymore. Thank you.
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
1. Treat yourself!
2. I accept gifts!
2. I accept gifts!
One of the many things that Laird Barron taught me.
Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
One of the many things that Laird Barron taught me.
The autumn leaves have this incredible ability to make a 1 lb. squirrel sound like an 800 lb. animal charging through the woods
November 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The autumn leaves have this incredible ability to make a 1 lb. squirrel sound like an 800 lb. animal charging through the woods
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So cool:
Color me intrigued. This is a horror novel waiting to happen.
November 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
So cool:
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November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
NYC to Cuomo, "No means no, Andrew!"
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
NYC to Cuomo, "No means no, Andrew!"
Very relieved and ecstatic over the Dem wins. I can't wait for Laird to wake up so I can tell him how the Dems totally swept the local elections!
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Very relieved and ecstatic over the Dem wins. I can't wait for Laird to wake up so I can tell him how the Dems totally swept the local elections!
I've already got this open on my phone and am ready to start checking this obsessively in a few hours
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
New York City Mayoral Election Results 2025 (Gift Article)
Get live results and maps from the 2025 New York City mayoral election.
www.nytimes.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I've already got this open on my phone and am ready to start checking this obsessively in a few hours
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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ICYMI
NEW EPISODE: @slimyswampghost.bsky.social joins THE BAD SIGNAL to discuss collaborations with @lairdbarron.bsky.social and @michaelwehunt.bsky.social, plus influences and working on the hit horror flick TAROT.
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...
November 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
ICYMI
Last year I bought candy but we had zero trick-or-treaters, which meant that Laird and I ate all the candy.
This year I bought no candy. If kids come, it looks like they're getting bananas and LÄRABARs.
This year I bought no candy. If kids come, it looks like they're getting bananas and LÄRABARs.
October 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Last year I bought candy but we had zero trick-or-treaters, which meant that Laird and I ate all the candy.
This year I bought no candy. If kids come, it looks like they're getting bananas and LÄRABARs.
This year I bought no candy. If kids come, it looks like they're getting bananas and LÄRABARs.
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I can't help but like every single Halloween post I see.
IMO, best day of he year.
Happy Halloween all!
IMO, best day of he year.
Happy Halloween all!
a cartoon of batman holding a pumpkin with the words happy halloween below it
ALT: a cartoon of batman holding a pumpkin with the words happy halloween below it
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I can't help but like every single Halloween post I see.
IMO, best day of he year.
Happy Halloween all!
IMO, best day of he year.
Happy Halloween all!
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SNAP is running dry without govt. funding. If you can afford it, donate to your local food bank. 42 million people in 22 million households are relying on this program to eat. 1 in every 7 children.
October 31, 2025 at 10:39 AM
SNAP is running dry without govt. funding. If you can afford it, donate to your local food bank. 42 million people in 22 million households are relying on this program to eat. 1 in every 7 children.
Can confirm
Middle age is primarily about opening a new kitchen sponge and going "this is much better"
October 31, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Can confirm
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Be very clear when you talk about this with people: the core of this conflict is that Democrats want Americans to be able to afford healthcare… and Republicans don’t.
October 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Be very clear when you talk about this with people: the core of this conflict is that Democrats want Americans to be able to afford healthcare… and Republicans don’t.
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Running a pretty epic giveaway on my Instagram, for any fantasy lovers…
www.instagram.com/reel/DQcO3yj...
www.instagram.com/reel/DQcO3yj...
October 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Running a pretty epic giveaway on my Instagram, for any fantasy lovers…
www.instagram.com/reel/DQcO3yj...
www.instagram.com/reel/DQcO3yj...
So far, we've failed at Halloween movie viewing.
Sleep had dog death (deal breaker for me) and Things Will Be Different didn't have subtitles (deal breaker for Laird).
Sleep had dog death (deal breaker for me) and Things Will Be Different didn't have subtitles (deal breaker for Laird).
October 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
So far, we've failed at Halloween movie viewing.
Sleep had dog death (deal breaker for me) and Things Will Be Different didn't have subtitles (deal breaker for Laird).
Sleep had dog death (deal breaker for me) and Things Will Be Different didn't have subtitles (deal breaker for Laird).
Makes sense to me
Mandy: dryad
Black Skulls: draugr/wild hunt
Children of the Dawn: Loki disciples
Big dude with chainsaw: Frost giant
Caruther: Heimdall
The Chemist: Norn
Red Miller: Thor/Siegfried, somebody along those lines
Black Skulls: draugr/wild hunt
Children of the Dawn: Loki disciples
Big dude with chainsaw: Frost giant
Caruther: Heimdall
The Chemist: Norn
Red Miller: Thor/Siegfried, somebody along those lines
a man with a beard is wearing a shirt that says ' a ' on it
Alt: Nic Cage drunkenly lamenting the death of his girl, Mandy
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Makes sense to me
If you see this, post 4 female characters you love
October 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If you see this, post 4 female characters you love
Four books to get to know me
October 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Four books to get to know me
I'll take psycho MFers for 500, Alex
BREAKING: In an insane moment, Speaker Johnson complains that he's not in charge. They keep saying, 'Republicans are in charge of government.' We aren't!"
They control the House, Senate, and White House, and they could end the shutdown today.
They control the House, Senate, and White House, and they could end the shutdown today.
October 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I'll take psycho MFers for 500, Alex