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Jessica M.
@jessicamace.bsky.social
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caretaker of Valentina and the love of Laird Barron's life. also quite immodest
One of the many things that Laird Barron taught me.
Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The autumn leaves have this incredible ability to make a 1 lb. squirrel sound like an 800 lb. animal charging through the woods
November 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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So cool:
Color me intrigued. This is a horror novel waiting to happen.
November 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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This really hasn’t gotten enough attention this week.

@wired.com #ICE
www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...
November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
NYC to Cuomo, "No means no, Andrew!"
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Very relieved and ecstatic over the Dem wins. I can't wait for Laird to wake up so I can tell him how the Dems totally swept the local elections!
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I've already got this open on my phone and am ready to start checking this obsessively in a few hours

www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
New York City Mayoral Election Results 2025 (Gift Article)
Get live results and maps from the 2025 New York City mayoral election.
www.nytimes.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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ICYMI
NEW EPISODE: @slimyswampghost.bsky.social joins THE BAD SIGNAL to discuss collaborations with @lairdbarron.bsky.social and @michaelwehunt.bsky.social, plus influences and working on the hit horror flick TAROT.

Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...
November 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Last year I bought candy but we had zero trick-or-treaters, which meant that Laird and I ate all the candy.
This year I bought no candy. If kids come, it looks like they're getting bananas and LÄRABARs.
October 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I can't help but like every single Halloween post I see.
IMO, best day of he year.
Happy Halloween all!
a cartoon of batman holding a pumpkin with the words happy halloween below it
ALT: a cartoon of batman holding a pumpkin with the words happy halloween below it
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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SNAP is running dry without govt. funding. If you can afford it, donate to your local food bank. 42 million people in 22 million households are relying on this program to eat. 1 in every 7 children.
October 31, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Can confirm
Middle age is primarily about opening a new kitchen sponge and going "this is much better"
October 31, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Be very clear when you talk about this with people: the core of this conflict is that Democrats want Americans to be able to afford healthcare… and Republicans don’t.
JD Vance: "The suffering is going to get a lot worse."
October 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Running a pretty epic giveaway on my Instagram, for any fantasy lovers…

www.instagram.com/reel/DQcO3yj...
October 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
So far, we've failed at Halloween movie viewing.
Sleep had dog death (deal breaker for me) and Things Will Be Different didn't have subtitles (deal breaker for Laird).
October 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Makes sense to me
Mandy: dryad
Black Skulls: draugr/wild hunt
Children of the Dawn: Loki disciples
Big dude with chainsaw: Frost giant
Caruther: Heimdall
The Chemist: Norn
Red Miller: Thor/Siegfried, somebody along those lines
a man with a beard is wearing a shirt that says ' a ' on it
Alt: Nic Cage drunkenly lamenting the death of his girl, Mandy
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
If you see this, post 4 female characters you love
October 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Four books to get to know me
October 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I'll take psycho MFers for 500, Alex
BREAKING: In an insane moment, Speaker Johnson complains that he's not in charge. They keep saying, 'Republicans are in charge of government.' We aren't!"

They control the House, Senate, and White House, and they could end the shutdown today.
October 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
We had a host of fall insects come in this last week or two, moths, stink bugs, ladybugs, etc. But then this bug came in and now they're the only bug in the house.
October 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Valentina and I went for a stroll through a cemetery. Some of the gravestones dated back to the 1800's and some were from this year.
October 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Go for it. You won't believe your eyes
October 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Exactly what my day needed
Play time is learning time! These year-old marmots are learning social skills they will need as adults to be part of a successful colony. Wrestling can be a pair bonding or a territorial activity. Sometime the difference is knowing how hard to bite.
October 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM