Lorin Elise
@paperbackbish.bsky.social
sgj’s favorite bish 🔪
don’t temp me with a good time (books & silence)
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don’t temp me with a good time (books & silence)
🏳️🌈🍉🇺🇦 // 🚫🧊👑
http://www.instagram.com/paperbackbish
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Lorin Elise
@paperbackbish.bsky.social
· Jul 16
Had the ✨best best✨ time with @sgj.bsky.social last night at @boulderbookstore.bsky.social! 🔥
I filmed our chat celebrating the release of KILLER ON THE ROAD / THE BABYSITTER LIVES — you absolutely do NOT want to miss the “Mean Tweets” segment…👀 @sagapressbooks.bsky.social
youtu.be/LlWaCeoetmQ?...
I filmed our chat celebrating the release of KILLER ON THE ROAD / THE BABYSITTER LIVES — you absolutely do NOT want to miss the “Mean Tweets” segment…👀 @sagapressbooks.bsky.social
youtu.be/LlWaCeoetmQ?...
My two besties 🫶
I did a little reader's guide to @sgj.bsky.social books on my Instagram! Check it out:
www.instagram.com/p/DRXYe7biWU9/
www.instagram.com/p/DRXYe7biWU9/
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
My two besties 🫶
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Behind this important reversal is a member of the Coast Guard who saw what was happening and had the courage to leak it to the press. That person deserves serious praise.
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Behind this important reversal is a member of the Coast Guard who saw what was happening and had the courage to leak it to the press. That person deserves serious praise.
I am floored. Mamdani is a witch.
Q: “Are you affirming you think Trump is a fascist?”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I am floored. Mamdani is a witch.
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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Donald Trump for Zohran Mamdani
November 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Donald Trump for Zohran Mamdani
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Trump feuding with Marjorie Taylor Greene but being in love with Zohran Mamdani was not on my November 2025 bingo card
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Trump feuding with Marjorie Taylor Greene but being in love with Zohran Mamdani was not on my November 2025 bingo card
These may not seem like it at first, but they ARE actually @sgj.bsky.social themed—guess which story?
November 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
These may not seem like it at first, but they ARE actually @sgj.bsky.social themed—guess which story?
Started this chonker last night, having a good time. Have you read it yet?
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Started this chonker last night, having a good time. Have you read it yet?
Recently, I realized that creepy older men have stopped unimaginatively nicknaming me “Trouble” and I think it’s because I’m no longer young enough to be legally/morally problematic for them to think of in a sexual way. Big ick vibes.
November 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Recently, I realized that creepy older men have stopped unimaginatively nicknaming me “Trouble” and I think it’s because I’m no longer young enough to be legally/morally problematic for them to think of in a sexual way. Big ick vibes.
Ummmm @sgj.bsky.social how on earth did I fail to notice this on my first read of volume 1?!
November 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Ummmm @sgj.bsky.social how on earth did I fail to notice this on my first read of volume 1?!
I named this run after the Eagles song I ended on…and as I typed the title, realized I reeeeeeally enjoy the “runnin’ ‘round” double contraction-apostrophe combo.
November 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I named this run after the Eagles song I ended on…and as I typed the title, realized I reeeeeeally enjoy the “runnin’ ‘round” double contraction-apostrophe combo.
This could be a legitimate transformer/electrical tag, I have no idea 😆
November 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
This could be a legitimate transformer/electrical tag, I have no idea 😆
Reskeet with a time you looked cool
(Couldn’t decide between these shirts)
(Couldn’t decide between these shirts)
November 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Reskeet with a time you looked cool
(Couldn’t decide between these shirts)
(Couldn’t decide between these shirts)
How are y’all answering the inevitable “what are you thankful for” at dinner this year?
Last year I went with, “that I haven’t gone missing or been murdered like the 5000 native women so far this year.”
This year I’m thinking something about never having supported a putrid piggy pedophile? Idk.
Last year I went with, “that I haven’t gone missing or been murdered like the 5000 native women so far this year.”
This year I’m thinking something about never having supported a putrid piggy pedophile? Idk.
November 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
How are y’all answering the inevitable “what are you thankful for” at dinner this year?
Last year I went with, “that I haven’t gone missing or been murdered like the 5000 native women so far this year.”
This year I’m thinking something about never having supported a putrid piggy pedophile? Idk.
Last year I went with, “that I haven’t gone missing or been murdered like the 5000 native women so far this year.”
This year I’m thinking something about never having supported a putrid piggy pedophile? Idk.
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
Do y’all remember that time an article (was it Vanity Fair?) completely misinterpreted Kendrick lyrics, very confidently? That was fun.
November 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Do y’all remember that time an article (was it Vanity Fair?) completely misinterpreted Kendrick lyrics, very confidently? That was fun.
Oh—um, no…no thank you.
November 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Oh—um, no…no thank you.
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Huge congrats to @sgj.bsky.social, director Mike Noble, and the cast of THE BUFFALO HUNTER HUNTER for placing in Audible's Top 20 audiobooks of 2025! One of the best audiobooks I've ever listened to ⭐
See the list, including @blacktopkid.bsky.social's KING OF ASHES: www.audible.com/ep/best-of-t...
See the list, including @blacktopkid.bsky.social's KING OF ASHES: www.audible.com/ep/best-of-t...
November 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Huge congrats to @sgj.bsky.social, director Mike Noble, and the cast of THE BUFFALO HUNTER HUNTER for placing in Audible's Top 20 audiobooks of 2025! One of the best audiobooks I've ever listened to ⭐
See the list, including @blacktopkid.bsky.social's KING OF ASHES: www.audible.com/ep/best-of-t...
See the list, including @blacktopkid.bsky.social's KING OF ASHES: www.audible.com/ep/best-of-t...
These new @victorlavalle.bsky.social editions from @oneworldbooks.bsky.social make my giddy with how visually stunning they are!!
More: www.instagram.com/p/DRPkge7EQh...
More: www.instagram.com/p/DRPkge7EQh...
November 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
These new @victorlavalle.bsky.social editions from @oneworldbooks.bsky.social make my giddy with how visually stunning they are!!
More: www.instagram.com/p/DRPkge7EQh...
More: www.instagram.com/p/DRPkge7EQh...
A tense, simmering little nightmare of a story. Fantastic on audio as well! Thank you @readlandmark.bsky.social 🩵
Full review: www.instagram.com/p/DRM0KOCjGA...
Full review: www.instagram.com/p/DRM0KOCjGA...
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
A tense, simmering little nightmare of a story. Fantastic on audio as well! Thank you @readlandmark.bsky.social 🩵
Full review: www.instagram.com/p/DRM0KOCjGA...
Full review: www.instagram.com/p/DRM0KOCjGA...
The 23% import duty I had to pay on this already-expensive set was annoying BUT very worth it bc:
1. Italians do fashion better than everyone else
2. I CANNOT WAIT TO DO FANTASY/HORROR OUTFITS WITH THIS
3. Now I can buy the blood drip one they have too…
1. Italians do fashion better than everyone else
2. I CANNOT WAIT TO DO FANTASY/HORROR OUTFITS WITH THIS
3. Now I can buy the blood drip one they have too…
November 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The 23% import duty I had to pay on this already-expensive set was annoying BUT very worth it bc:
1. Italians do fashion better than everyone else
2. I CANNOT WAIT TO DO FANTASY/HORROR OUTFITS WITH THIS
3. Now I can buy the blood drip one they have too…
1. Italians do fashion better than everyone else
2. I CANNOT WAIT TO DO FANTASY/HORROR OUTFITS WITH THIS
3. Now I can buy the blood drip one they have too…
I’m at that age where going to bed is a reward.
November 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I’m at that age where going to bed is a reward.
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They think we’re all so stupid
November 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
They think we’re all so stupid
Finding a buffalo sauce with no garlic or onion (allergic-ish) has been a STRUGGLE—but I lucked into this one!
November 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Finding a buffalo sauce with no garlic or onion (allergic-ish) has been a STRUGGLE—but I lucked into this one!
Easily one of my favorite bumper stickers I’ve captured in the wild 😂
November 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Easily one of my favorite bumper stickers I’ve captured in the wild 😂