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jessetpierson.bsky.social
@jessetpierson.bsky.social
Teacher. Coach. Pet dad. Total wife guy.
The #Colts last won the AFC South in the 2014-15 season.
Since April of 2014 (cheating a little, admittedly), every other team in the division has had at least one AFCS title AND at least one 1st overall pick.
Indy has had neither.
#NFL #Mediocrity
January 5, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Pinning your happiness on politics will lead to bitterness.
Pinning your happiness on sports will lead to disappointment.
Pinning your happiness on pets will lead to heartbreak.
Pinning your happiness on philosophy, though? Well, let's just say you must imagine yourself happy.
January 5, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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From ESPN Research: the Colts are the first team in the Super Bowl era to at one point be 6 games over .500, and then end the season with a losing record.
January 4, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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Watching Riley Leonard and....the Colts deserve a lot of smoke for going with Rivers, man
January 4, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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For some reason this tweet comes to mind today.
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
🎵 And when the band plays, "Hail To The Chief"
Ooh, they point the cannon at you 🎵
January 3, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Teacher here. While this is true, I will ask: is it necessary? School should prepare children for the world that they're going to enter. Whether it does that effectively is a discussion for another day, but it's ok to admit that some things kids used to know aren't relevant to today's world. 🤷‍♂️
It's 2026.

Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:

* Dial a rotary telephone

* Tell time from an analog clock

* Read or write cursive

* Decipher Roman numerals

* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass

* Balance a checkbook

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January 2, 2026 at 4:36 PM
The Thong Song being reworked into a ToyotaThon jingle made me laugh to beat the band. Well done.
December 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Feeling like I want me a quiche
Feeling like I want bread with cheese
December 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
@cbssports.bsky.social playing "What's my age again?" leading into commercial after a Philip Rivers touchdown pass in the year 2025?
a man in a pink sweater is standing in front of a bar
ALT: a man in a pink sweater is standing in front of a bar
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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My dad's favorite saying was the two things every asshole has are bad opinions and a cowboy hat
December 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM