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When you’re in Boston and it’s raining hard at 12:45:
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
When you’re in Boston and it’s raining hard at 12:45:
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Grandma Concerned About Dinner Roll Count https://theonion.com/grandma-concerned-about-dinner-roll-count-1819571169/
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Grandma Concerned About Dinner Roll Count https://theonion.com/grandma-concerned-about-dinner-roll-count-1819571169/
I found Scaffold through @iamchrisscott.bsky.social’s wonderful piece on the DARE programs in schools, and have loved the mag ever since. Thrilled to have a piece published! www.scaffoldlit.com/microwriting...
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I found Scaffold through @iamchrisscott.bsky.social’s wonderful piece on the DARE programs in schools, and have loved the mag ever since. Thrilled to have a piece published! www.scaffoldlit.com/microwriting...
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ISSUE SIX HYBRID GEESE
November 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
ISSUE SIX HYBRID GEESE
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this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
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really obvious now why trump and the republican party have been working so hard to prevent fair elections lol they know
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
really obvious now why trump and the republican party have been working so hard to prevent fair elections lol they know
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i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.
November 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.
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"While you’re welcome to try it, my feeling is that man-to-man defense simply isn’t an option. Some teams like to play a box-and-one, which generally works well against most lycanthropes. With Teen Wolf, though, you have to be careful."
Covering Teen Wolf: One Coach’s Guide
Used to be, the key to beating Teen Wolf’s Beavers was just to play them on any night there wasn’t a full moon. We were unlucky one season in that ...
buff.ly
October 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
"While you’re welcome to try it, my feeling is that man-to-man defense simply isn’t an option. Some teams like to play a box-and-one, which generally works well against most lycanthropes. With Teen Wolf, though, you have to be careful."
A great piece on again, the coolest thing to happen in the last 100 years. Theft is cool!
"I am a French jewel thief, and I am the best at what I do. I move with precision, each step a carefully choreographed ballet. I do not simply steal things like a common pickpocket; I perform. I create. I inspire. But not before 9:30 a.m."
I, a French Jewel Thief, Refuse to Rob the Louvre Before Mid-Morning
“Thieves in balaclavas broke into Paris’ Louvre museum on Sunday morning, using a crane to smash an upstairs window, then stealing priceless object...
buff.ly
October 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
A great piece on again, the coolest thing to happen in the last 100 years. Theft is cool!
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The greatest moment in broadcast television history.
February 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The greatest moment in broadcast television history.
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it remains so FUCKING annoying that every piece of advice about getting up and moving your body first thing in the morning is correct
October 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
it remains so FUCKING annoying that every piece of advice about getting up and moving your body first thing in the morning is correct
I was in attendance tonight and Mavs fans were just laughing after each bucket, what can you do?
October 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I was in attendance tonight and Mavs fans were just laughing after each bucket, what can you do?
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You have to be shitting me... Ohtani homered again
October 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
You have to be shitting me... Ohtani homered again
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I get paid 7 figures a year to come up with this shit. Some stuff I have cooking up for you to look forward to: Amazon Prime changing to Amazon Plus. Paramount Plus changing to Paramount Now. HBO Max changing to just HBO. I fucking hate all of you and I will never stop.
October 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I get paid 7 figures a year to come up with this shit. Some stuff I have cooking up for you to look forward to: Amazon Prime changing to Amazon Plus. Paramount Plus changing to Paramount Now. HBO Max changing to just HBO. I fucking hate all of you and I will never stop.
Thank you @pointsincase.com for posting this silly one www.pointsincase.com/lists/the-hi...
The Hinge Profile of a World War I Soldier
Let’s make sure we’re on the same page about---The fact that I do NOT have trench foot.
www.pointsincase.com
October 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Thank you @pointsincase.com for posting this silly one www.pointsincase.com/lists/the-hi...
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Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored https://theonion.com/bored-national-guard-goes-door-to-door-asking-if-chicagoans-have-any-order-they-need-restored/
October 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored https://theonion.com/bored-national-guard-goes-door-to-door-asking-if-chicagoans-have-any-order-they-need-restored/
@cjzero.bsky.social idk if you’ve seen it but there’s an excellent moment in the Nashville 911 trailer where a dude on a Segway gets sucked into the sky by a twister
October 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
@cjzero.bsky.social idk if you’ve seen it but there’s an excellent moment in the Nashville 911 trailer where a dude on a Segway gets sucked into the sky by a twister
Can I offer anyone a Knife Bag in these trying times?
October 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Can I offer anyone a Knife Bag in these trying times?
My first piece for @pointsincase.com is live! www.pointsincase.com/articles/rit...
Rite Aid Closed All Its Stores, But I’m Still in the Bathroom
I’m still in here. Waving my arms at the bathroom motion sensors to keep the lights on.
www.pointsincase.com
October 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My first piece for @pointsincase.com is live! www.pointsincase.com/articles/rit...