Jess Bluemke Greiff
@jessbluemke.bsky.social
Co-host of the Friendly Atheist Podcast, feminist, writer, dog-haver, horse girl.
His name is Prince, perch/quarter cross, not mine, huge goober.
His name is Prince, perch/quarter cross, not mine, huge goober.
@jessethorn.bsky.social please thank whichever of your kids was obsessed with Logistics or whatever that Swedish movie was because I won trivia by getting the closest number of hours it was.
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
@jessethorn.bsky.social please thank whichever of your kids was obsessed with Logistics or whatever that Swedish movie was because I won trivia by getting the closest number of hours it was.
I’m doing my part to spread the word of @kenjilopezalt.bsky.social and his perfect Mac and cheese recipe I learned on @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social because the world sucks but this recipe is perfect and that’s worth celebrating.
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I’m doing my part to spread the word of @kenjilopezalt.bsky.social and his perfect Mac and cheese recipe I learned on @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social because the world sucks but this recipe is perfect and that’s worth celebrating.
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Perhaps there were two sandwiches. The regular one and…
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the grassy roll
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the grassy roll
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Perhaps there were two sandwiches. The regular one and…
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the grassy roll
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the grassy roll
@mikeflanaganfilm.com Madeline's delivery of "the fucking Supreme Court" is hitting really hard today.
Also, you should win a pulitzer for "lempire" 🍋
Also, you should win a pulitzer for "lempire" 🍋
November 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
@mikeflanaganfilm.com Madeline's delivery of "the fucking Supreme Court" is hitting really hard today.
Also, you should win a pulitzer for "lempire" 🍋
Also, you should win a pulitzer for "lempire" 🍋
Every year on my #BlyManor rewatch I wonder if @mikeflanaganfilm.com was trying to set a world record by fitting the word ‘parapet’ 83 times into a single episode.
October 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Every year on my #BlyManor rewatch I wonder if @mikeflanaganfilm.com was trying to set a world record by fitting the word ‘parapet’ 83 times into a single episode.
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Chicago
October 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Chicago
Maybe it’s because I haven’t watched baseball regularly since 2016 or because Chicago is under a fascist takeover, but the announcers’ jibber jabber feels especially inane tonight #Cubs
October 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Maybe it’s because I haven’t watched baseball regularly since 2016 or because Chicago is under a fascist takeover, but the announcers’ jibber jabber feels especially inane tonight #Cubs
J Edgar Hoover inventing the male loneliness epidemic back in the 1930s
October 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
J Edgar Hoover inventing the male loneliness epidemic back in the 1930s
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Let's say it again:
1) Harvard said "No," and Trump has backed off.
2) Chicago (and Illinois) said "No," and Trump has backed off.
It's day by day. But those who said "OK, sure," have gained nothing at all. Except shame.
1) Harvard said "No," and Trump has backed off.
2) Chicago (and Illinois) said "No," and Trump has backed off.
It's day by day. But those who said "OK, sure," have gained nothing at all. Except shame.
(CNN) - President Donald Trump shelved his plans to target Chicago as the next city for his domestic crime push after advisers warned him that sending in troops .. could create legal headaches they want to avoid, sources familiar with the matter told CNN.
@cnn.com
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@cnn.com
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September 14, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Let's say it again:
1) Harvard said "No," and Trump has backed off.
2) Chicago (and Illinois) said "No," and Trump has backed off.
It's day by day. But those who said "OK, sure," have gained nothing at all. Except shame.
1) Harvard said "No," and Trump has backed off.
2) Chicago (and Illinois) said "No," and Trump has backed off.
It's day by day. But those who said "OK, sure," have gained nothing at all. Except shame.
It’s a white straight conservative Christian man and wow it’s fun to watch the backflips his fellow white straight conservative Christian men to still make it the left’s fault somehow.
“Perhaps he was electrocuted wokely”
A complete separation from reality.
“Perhaps he was electrocuted wokely”
A complete separation from reality.
September 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
It’s a white straight conservative Christian man and wow it’s fun to watch the backflips his fellow white straight conservative Christian men to still make it the left’s fault somehow.
“Perhaps he was electrocuted wokely”
A complete separation from reality.
“Perhaps he was electrocuted wokely”
A complete separation from reality.
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You can write this only if, by virtue of your income, identity, or both, you are utterly removed from the consequences of politics. To pretend that the racist, misogynistic, anti-gay vileness that Kirk spent his life spreading is secondary to the fact that he spread it "the right way" is appalling.
Charlie Kirk Was Practicing Politics the Right Way
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/o...
Opinion | Charlie Kirk Was Practicing Politics the Right Way
www.nytimes.com
September 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM
You can write this only if, by virtue of your income, identity, or both, you are utterly removed from the consequences of politics. To pretend that the racist, misogynistic, anti-gay vileness that Kirk spent his life spreading is secondary to the fact that he spread it "the right way" is appalling.
Happy Oh Shit It’s A Long Weekend and We’re Out of Beer and Indiana has Blue Laws and Liquor Stores are Closed on Sundays Memorial Day to all who celebrate!
August 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Happy Oh Shit It’s A Long Weekend and We’re Out of Beer and Indiana has Blue Laws and Liquor Stores are Closed on Sundays Memorial Day to all who celebrate!
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the haters and losers will say it's foolish to indulge in wild speculation but you can't deny it's extremely funny that they have to write headlines like this
August 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
the haters and losers will say it's foolish to indulge in wild speculation but you can't deny it's extremely funny that they have to write headlines like this
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We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
August 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
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What I enjoy about this is you don’t get too many of these that feature two insane people
August 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
What I enjoy about this is you don’t get too many of these that feature two insane people
My first in-person capybara experience did not disappoint. My dude’s head was square as hell. @jordanmorris.bsky.social @jessethorn.bsky.social @jordanjessego.bsky.social
August 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
My first in-person capybara experience did not disappoint. My dude’s head was square as hell. @jordanmorris.bsky.social @jessethorn.bsky.social @jordanjessego.bsky.social
Just leaving this here for the next time someone wants to tell me how great capitalism is
August 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Just leaving this here for the next time someone wants to tell me how great capitalism is
AI is not even ready to tackle "sphygmomanometer" and like I couldn't do better but also no one thinks I'm going to be able to run the entire world and solve all of the world's problems.
Yet.
Yet.
August 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
AI is not even ready to tackle "sphygmomanometer" and like I couldn't do better but also no one thinks I'm going to be able to run the entire world and solve all of the world's problems.
Yet.
Yet.
Big news: New Goat
August 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Big news: New Goat
@pastpunditry.bsky.social “he was a graduate of Cornell- he and Andy Bernard”
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ALT: Ed Helms Andy Bernard GIF
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August 16, 2025 at 5:37 AM
@pastpunditry.bsky.social “he was a graduate of Cornell- he and Andy Bernard”
Dang Braham Stoker has met every dude I’ve ever known!
August 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Dang Braham Stoker has met every dude I’ve ever known!
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I believe a lawyer told Andrew Yang this, because Yang is a rich nitwit who hangs out with other rich nitwits, none of whom do any real work nor can tell good work from bad, all of whom could be replaced by an AI chatbot with no loss in output speed or quality.
July 29, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I believe a lawyer told Andrew Yang this, because Yang is a rich nitwit who hangs out with other rich nitwits, none of whom do any real work nor can tell good work from bad, all of whom could be replaced by an AI chatbot with no loss in output speed or quality.
July 19, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I fell off a pony yesterday and two (2) of my terrible friends separately asked if I was pushed.
July 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I fell off a pony yesterday and two (2) of my terrible friends separately asked if I was pushed.