Jess Bluemke Greiff
@jessbluemke.bsky.social
Co-host of the Friendly Atheist Podcast, feminist, writer, dog-haver, horse girl.
His name is Prince, perch/quarter cross, not mine, huge goober.
His name is Prince, perch/quarter cross, not mine, huge goober.
I’m doing my part to spread the word of @kenjilopezalt.bsky.social and his perfect Mac and cheese recipe I learned on @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social because the world sucks but this recipe is perfect and that’s worth celebrating.
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I’m doing my part to spread the word of @kenjilopezalt.bsky.social and his perfect Mac and cheese recipe I learned on @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social because the world sucks but this recipe is perfect and that’s worth celebrating.
J Edgar Hoover inventing the male loneliness epidemic back in the 1930s
October 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
J Edgar Hoover inventing the male loneliness epidemic back in the 1930s
My first in-person capybara experience did not disappoint. My dude’s head was square as hell. @jordanmorris.bsky.social @jessethorn.bsky.social @jordanjessego.bsky.social
August 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
My first in-person capybara experience did not disappoint. My dude’s head was square as hell. @jordanmorris.bsky.social @jessethorn.bsky.social @jordanjessego.bsky.social
Just leaving this here for the next time someone wants to tell me how great capitalism is
August 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Just leaving this here for the next time someone wants to tell me how great capitalism is
AI is not even ready to tackle "sphygmomanometer" and like I couldn't do better but also no one thinks I'm going to be able to run the entire world and solve all of the world's problems.
Yet.
Yet.
August 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
AI is not even ready to tackle "sphygmomanometer" and like I couldn't do better but also no one thinks I'm going to be able to run the entire world and solve all of the world's problems.
Yet.
Yet.
Big news: New Goat
August 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Big news: New Goat
Dang Braham Stoker has met every dude I’ve ever known!
August 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Dang Braham Stoker has met every dude I’ve ever known!
July 19, 2025 at 7:25 AM
In twitter days, sometimes I would seek out a writer from an episode of Superstore or whatever to let them know one joke/line really got me
July 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
In twitter days, sometimes I would seek out a writer from an episode of Superstore or whatever to let them know one joke/line really got me
I love this stupid dog so so much
July 5, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I love this stupid dog so so much
Acknowledging the fourth by double-featuring The Post and All The President’s Men.
I hate this holiday and I hate fireworks.
But Meryl Streep and Tom Hanks tho 🤌
I hate this holiday and I hate fireworks.
But Meryl Streep and Tom Hanks tho 🤌
July 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Acknowledging the fourth by double-featuring The Post and All The President’s Men.
I hate this holiday and I hate fireworks.
But Meryl Streep and Tom Hanks tho 🤌
I hate this holiday and I hate fireworks.
But Meryl Streep and Tom Hanks tho 🤌
I was feeling lousy so @mikeygreiff.bsky.social suggested I watch Barbie because he was going to bed.
Images from the next hour:
Images from the next hour:
July 4, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I was feeling lousy so @mikeygreiff.bsky.social suggested I watch Barbie because he was going to bed.
Images from the next hour:
Images from the next hour:
Life is so bad so I’m going to celebrate the absolute shit out of finishing the #LBJ series by Caro.
Took me just under a year to read them and I loved it.
Took me just under a year to read them and I loved it.
July 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Life is so bad so I’m going to celebrate the absolute shit out of finishing the #LBJ series by Caro.
Took me just under a year to read them and I loved it.
Took me just under a year to read them and I loved it.
Oh my god we’re (bare)back again
July 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Oh my god we’re (bare)back again
The fan mail is overwhelming sometimes
June 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The fan mail is overwhelming sometimes
Hey here’s a picture of my dog and her new friend Miggy Mackerel @justinmcelroy.bsky.social @travismcelroy.bsky.social @griffinmcelroy.bsky.social
June 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Hey here’s a picture of my dog and her new friend Miggy Mackerel @justinmcelroy.bsky.social @travismcelroy.bsky.social @griffinmcelroy.bsky.social
I’m in the backseat of my car with my parents and husband and my dad is playing my podcast and I think I’m in a waking stress dream
June 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I’m in the backseat of my car with my parents and husband and my dad is playing my podcast and I think I’m in a waking stress dream
Brooke Sheilds and two writers of the previous evening’s Oscars gave me and my folks a restaurant recommendation in 2002ish
June 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Brooke Sheilds and two writers of the previous evening’s Oscars gave me and my folks a restaurant recommendation in 2002ish
Here’s a life hack: If there’s something that makes you happy in the year of our lord 2025, by all means grab it with both hands.
This is my thing. Wrong lead and all.
This is my thing. Wrong lead and all.
May 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Here’s a life hack: If there’s something that makes you happy in the year of our lord 2025, by all means grab it with both hands.
This is my thing. Wrong lead and all.
This is my thing. Wrong lead and all.
This is my DREAM podcasting setup. LET ME STAND AND YELL @friendlyatheist.com IVE EARNED THIS
May 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
This is my DREAM podcasting setup. LET ME STAND AND YELL @friendlyatheist.com IVE EARNED THIS
@mikeflanaganfilm.com is gonna pop out any second I can feel it
May 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
@mikeflanaganfilm.com is gonna pop out any second I can feel it
I just took my helmet off after a riding lesson and this fell out.
I’ll be answering no further questions at this time.
I’ll be answering no further questions at this time.
April 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I just took my helmet off after a riding lesson and this fell out.
I’ll be answering no further questions at this time.
I’ll be answering no further questions at this time.
This terrible transcription software is approaching Amelia Bedelia levels of foolishness.
April 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This terrible transcription software is approaching Amelia Bedelia levels of foolishness.
@jessethorn.bsky.social hey friend - if you have a couple hours to spare in Chicago I’d love to introduce you to some of my friends!
March 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
@jessethorn.bsky.social hey friend - if you have a couple hours to spare in Chicago I’d love to introduce you to some of my friends!