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jessiscah23.bsky.social
chrstmasff
December 25, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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ggdg.bsky.social
in the song "I'm Giving Santa a Pikachu for Christmas" professor oak sings "he'll find it rather shocking" and then ash laughs. they're both used to being shocked by pikachu. but santa isn't from their world. he can't just tank a thunderbolt like it's nothing. he's gonna die.
December 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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aprilghost.net
its that time of year again
petscop text box that reads: Fuck you all, and fuck me as well. Merry Christmas. Check your bathroom now.
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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renamin.bsky.social
December 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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thepearlad.bsky.social
Made a little bb sticker
December 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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sundogscoops.bsky.social
firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now

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browser.ml.enable browser.ml.chat.enabled browser.ml.chat.menu browser.ml.chat.page browser.ml.chat.page.footerBadge browser.ml.chat.page.menuBadge browser.ml.linkPreview.enabled browser.ml.pageAssist.enabled browser.tabs.groups.smart.enabled browser.tabs.groups.smart.userEnabled extensions.ml.enabled browser.search.visualSearch.featureGate
December 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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catsharkchaireth.bsky.social
#ai #mozilla #firefox #fuckAI #genAI #fuckGenAI
December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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chuckuddin.bsky.social
Samus
December 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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mariobrothblog.bsky.social
Super Mario Bros. Deluxe includes a calendar that goes all the way to the year 3000. Ironically, this reaches much further than typical modern computer and smartphone calendars. As such, even now Super Mario Bros. Deluxe remains a good option to keep track of far future dates.
December 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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xan.lol
public urinals can suck
May 1, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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splendid.land
"non human" from "action 52"
October 3, 2023 at 7:21 AM
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ggdg.bsky.social
read soulsov and experience this emotion
(Anonymous asked:) With all of my deepest love and affection Ch. 3 made me want to hit Ysme with a car. This is because she's the best character ever invented. Thank you for the meal (I answered:) that's awesome probably
November 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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laurasaurus.bsky.social
I’m howling.
Recently, Clifford "Buzz" Grambo decided to upgrade his electric scooter. The old one he had purchased online only reached 16 mph and wasn't cutting it anymore. He needed to go faster to keep up with the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement cars he chases around Baltimore. So, Grambo bought a Segway MAX G3, which features a 2,000-watt motor and can get up to 28 mph. "The first time I caught up to them, I could tell that they already knew who I was," he told me when we first spoke on the phone in late October. "They had seen me before, so they thought they were just going to speed away. I was like, ha-ha bitches, I got a new scooter!"
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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usedpizza.bsky.social
losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
youtube suggesting i reply to a comment with "i miss my ffamily"
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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beetlenaut.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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darkmajia.bsky.social
i dont know if this was worth the time i spent on it
November 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
ms paint of a twitter post by Joyce Carol Oates that reads: "So curious that the richest man in the world doesn't have a favorite shape. Does he even know any shapes?" separate twitter post by an account named "shapesthetics": "The triangle is a shape with three sides and three corners, one of the most basic yet beautiful shapes in Euclidean geometry." reply to this post by Elon Musk: "Great shape:
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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ephemeralenigmas.bsky.social
This 2003 Gamefaqs guide for Illbleed has A Lot going on
A long warning about emailing the writer with "flames" "Special Spanks go to Satan" "To Saddam: You're in trouble, dude." A dedication to the author's EMS school instructor
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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lylathecreator.bsky.social
Kindness Luigi #kindnessluigi #sm64 #supermario64 #art #artsky
Illustration of "Kindness Luigi," a pink version of a leaked Luigi model from Super Mario 64. He is walking forward with a winged cap. Surrounding him are flowers and butterflies. In the background are clouds and 2 intersecting rainbows.
August 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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cleefouti.bsky.social
Captain Torture
A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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ggdg.bsky.social
please look forward to chapter 3 of soul of sovereignty on november 21st. #soulsov
November 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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dubiousdevil.bsky.social
9. the power of jack off
October 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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saskrotch.com
BRO WHAT
DEPRESSION STUDY ADVERTISEMENT ON THE BUS FEATURING SHINJI IN A CHAIR FEELING GUILTY ABOUT JERKIN IT TO A GIRL IN A COMA I THINK
November 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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sarahz.bsky.social
Y'all I was looking at 3d printers and I saw this and idk if anyone is brainrotted in the exact same way as I am but I thought this was something else entirely
A compact grey-and-white 3D printer with a roll of blue filament mounted on the left side. Inside the printer’s frame, a small blue figurine is being printed on the build plate. Below the image, text reads: “TINA2 Mini 3D Printer, HEPHI3D FDM 3D Printers for Beginners, Fully Assembled Auto Leveling 3D Printer for Kids, Resume Printing…” with a 4.2-star rating from 91 reviews and a listed price of $441.68. Except it vaguely looks like vvindows.
October 31, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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goodslides.bsky.social
October 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM