Not actually Gritty
@jerembluehouse.bsky.social
Ah, fsck, I'm just an old guy that hates Nazis and insurrectionist assholes.
I'm usually more trying to be funny than I am trying to piss anyone off.
Except Nazis.
Proud owner of three Teletubby neck tattoos.
I'm usually more trying to be funny than I am trying to piss anyone off.
Except Nazis.
Proud owner of three Teletubby neck tattoos.
I've been to Cub, I've been to Costco. I mopped the kitchen, I mopped the entryways. I've touched up a couple of spots of paint, I've vacuumed a ton of shit. Why do i feel like i haven't gotten anything done?
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I've been to Cub, I've been to Costco. I mopped the kitchen, I mopped the entryways. I've touched up a couple of spots of paint, I've vacuumed a ton of shit. Why do i feel like i haven't gotten anything done?
Fuck, am i going to have to move to Saint Paul?!?!
By a vote of 6-1, the St. Paul City Council has banned crypto-kiosks citywide. There's 32 of these, at least, in St. Paul, and I'm told they tend to post huge mark-ups on conversion from dollars to Bitcoin. Most users in the know do that online. Fraud victims, they get kiosked...
November 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Fuck, am i going to have to move to Saint Paul?!?!
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I have never seen a woman within 100 yards of one.
I imagine women diving into bushes while out jogging upon seeing one on the horizon. Little old ladies dropping their walkers and scurrying up trees like squirrels when they spot the headlights.
I imagine women diving into bushes while out jogging upon seeing one on the horizon. Little old ladies dropping their walkers and scurrying up trees like squirrels when they spot the headlights.
November 17, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I have never seen a woman within 100 yards of one.
I imagine women diving into bushes while out jogging upon seeing one on the horizon. Little old ladies dropping their walkers and scurrying up trees like squirrels when they spot the headlights.
I imagine women diving into bushes while out jogging upon seeing one on the horizon. Little old ladies dropping their walkers and scurrying up trees like squirrels when they spot the headlights.
I have found my long lost twin sibling
the sense of incredulity and comic revulsion i get every time i see a cybertruck in the wild has not been reduced by even a single degree in all the time they’ve been on the street
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I have found my long lost twin sibling
So, I've been kind of busy lately. Did anything interesting happen recently?
November 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
So, I've been kind of busy lately. Did anything interesting happen recently?
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White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
The more i see how big companies run, the more it feels like a poorly-conceived, untested set of homebrew RPG rules.
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The more i see how big companies run, the more it feels like a poorly-conceived, untested set of homebrew RPG rules.
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Today, I'm thinking of Paul, Sheila, Marcia, Mary, Tom and Will. They were taken from us much too soon. We honor their memories by continuing to organize every day.
Paul believed that when we all do better, we all do better.
So today, stand up and keep fighting. 💚
Paul believed that when we all do better, we all do better.
So today, stand up and keep fighting. 💚
October 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Today, I'm thinking of Paul, Sheila, Marcia, Mary, Tom and Will. They were taken from us much too soon. We honor their memories by continuing to organize every day.
Paul believed that when we all do better, we all do better.
So today, stand up and keep fighting. 💚
Paul believed that when we all do better, we all do better.
So today, stand up and keep fighting. 💚
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Everyone please diligently check your candy this year. I cracked open a snickers bar and not only did I find a copper ingot, but it was of poor quality.
Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.
Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.
October 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Everyone please diligently check your candy this year. I cracked open a snickers bar and not only did I find a copper ingot, but it was of poor quality.
Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.
Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.
The Prince gave an excellent and brief speech about the friendship between our nations, acknowledged the indigenous peoples who were here first, and spoke in nearly unaccented English.
And he said Hei to MrsNotActuallyGritty as he walked by her.
And he said Hei to MrsNotActuallyGritty as he walked by her.
October 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The Prince gave an excellent and brief speech about the friendship between our nations, acknowledged the indigenous peoples who were here first, and spoke in nearly unaccented English.
And he said Hei to MrsNotActuallyGritty as he walked by her.
And he said Hei to MrsNotActuallyGritty as he walked by her.
Norwegian secret service is NOT to be ducked with.
October 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Norwegian secret service is NOT to be ducked with.
Today, I get to see HRH Crown Prince Håkon of Norway.
My grandmother would be absolutely atwitter. Her joy would only be tempered by the fact that he's a Lutheran, and that's hardly any better than being a Catholic.
Også, jeg snakker litt norsk!
My grandmother would be absolutely atwitter. Her joy would only be tempered by the fact that he's a Lutheran, and that's hardly any better than being a Catholic.
Også, jeg snakker litt norsk!
October 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Today, I get to see HRH Crown Prince Håkon of Norway.
My grandmother would be absolutely atwitter. Her joy would only be tempered by the fact that he's a Lutheran, and that's hardly any better than being a Catholic.
Også, jeg snakker litt norsk!
My grandmother would be absolutely atwitter. Her joy would only be tempered by the fact that he's a Lutheran, and that's hardly any better than being a Catholic.
Også, jeg snakker litt norsk!
I tried some Carolina reaper hot sauce when I was at Cub foods about an hour ago
I am fifteen pounds lighter now, I tell you what
#NeverAgain
#WhyDontIEverLearn
I am fifteen pounds lighter now, I tell you what
#NeverAgain
#WhyDontIEverLearn
September 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I tried some Carolina reaper hot sauce when I was at Cub foods about an hour ago
I am fifteen pounds lighter now, I tell you what
#NeverAgain
#WhyDontIEverLearn
I am fifteen pounds lighter now, I tell you what
#NeverAgain
#WhyDontIEverLearn
How do people keep conflating schadenfreude with celebration?
September 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
How do people keep conflating schadenfreude with celebration?
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I don't know why patriot Charlie Kirk deleted this patriotic tweet about patriotic buses busing patriots to DC on Jan 6th, but the Internet never forgets.
web.archive.org/web/20210107...
web.archive.org/web/20210107...
January 6, 2024 at 5:03 PM
I don't know why patriot Charlie Kirk deleted this patriotic tweet about patriotic buses busing patriots to DC on Jan 6th, but the Internet never forgets.
web.archive.org/web/20210107...
web.archive.org/web/20210107...
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Unapologetic 2nd Amendment Absolutist Goes Out Living His Dream
September 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Unapologetic 2nd Amendment Absolutist Goes Out Living His Dream
Wait, the shooter is still at large? Luigi mangioni doesn't have a brother named Mario, does he? If so, does anyone know where he at?
September 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Wait, the shooter is still at large? Luigi mangioni doesn't have a brother named Mario, does he? If so, does anyone know where he at?
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This is a Melissa Hortman appreciation account for the next 24 hours.
Minnesota lawmaker Melissa Hortman remembered as funny, savvy and 'a true leader'
Friends and colleagues remembered her as grounded, kind and compassionate.
www.pbs.org
September 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This is a Melissa Hortman appreciation account for the next 24 hours.
Yo, anyone besides me wondering if the mango Mussolini had Charlie Kirk whacked because they'd had a falling out, or he was just now useful dead than alive?
September 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Yo, anyone besides me wondering if the mango Mussolini had Charlie Kirk whacked because they'd had a falling out, or he was just now useful dead than alive?
My $EMPLOYER has about 6 townhalls per quarter, based on various leaders.
Each one begins with a talk about how our voice is heard. And then, goes on to prove that false, and further disenfranchise me. I feel compelled to attend, but it actively derails me.
Each one begins with a talk about how our voice is heard. And then, goes on to prove that false, and further disenfranchise me. I feel compelled to attend, but it actively derails me.
July 31, 2025 at 1:52 PM
My $EMPLOYER has about 6 townhalls per quarter, based on various leaders.
Each one begins with a talk about how our voice is heard. And then, goes on to prove that false, and further disenfranchise me. I feel compelled to attend, but it actively derails me.
Each one begins with a talk about how our voice is heard. And then, goes on to prove that false, and further disenfranchise me. I feel compelled to attend, but it actively derails me.
every day at work, i'm getting spitroasted by the pro-AI crowd.
this is getting old.
this is getting old.
July 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
every day at work, i'm getting spitroasted by the pro-AI crowd.
this is getting old.
this is getting old.
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FYI, none of these people are me. They are making the rounds on this site today asking people to follow them on WhatsApp and presumably do shenanigans. I don't use WhatsApp. I can only be reached on FarmersOnly.
July 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
FYI, none of these people are me. They are making the rounds on this site today asking people to follow them on WhatsApp and presumably do shenanigans. I don't use WhatsApp. I can only be reached on FarmersOnly.
"Capacity Planning in cloud doesn't really apply."
-- someone in charge of the cloud initiative at work, who shouldn't be in charge of any goddamn thing.
-- someone in charge of the cloud initiative at work, who shouldn't be in charge of any goddamn thing.
July 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
"Capacity Planning in cloud doesn't really apply."
-- someone in charge of the cloud initiative at work, who shouldn't be in charge of any goddamn thing.
-- someone in charge of the cloud initiative at work, who shouldn't be in charge of any goddamn thing.
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Still July 4th for a couple more minutes, figured I'd post this for no particular reason.
July 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Still July 4th for a couple more minutes, figured I'd post this for no particular reason.
Look, in all seriousness, if you need to understand outstate MN, just watch Drop Dead Gorgeous. It's pitched as a black comedy. The only thing fictional is how beautiful all the people are. Everything else? Dead on.
July 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Look, in all seriousness, if you need to understand outstate MN, just watch Drop Dead Gorgeous. It's pitched as a black comedy. The only thing fictional is how beautiful all the people are. Everything else? Dead on.