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Not actually Gritty
@jerembluehouse.bsky.social
Ah, fsck, I'm just an old guy that hates Nazis and insurrectionist assholes.
I'm usually more trying to be funny than I am trying to piss anyone off.
Except Nazis.
Proud owner of three Teletubby neck tattoos.
Norwegian secret service is NOT to be ducked with.
October 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Y'all gotta buy those kids a hellbox. Nothing says July 4th like running det cord....
July 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Omg. My daughter won pride:
June 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Right now, he's circling pretty tightly over beltline industrial Park.
June 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
June 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
June 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I think this screenshot tells us all we need more know about batmanjrmpls. Also, now the MPD knows that Shelley Leesson almost certainly has the mailing address for batmanjrmpls. :). It's warrant time!
June 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
June 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Now I'm sad.
June 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
June 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
June 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
June 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Uh....
May 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
December 5, 2024 at 2:13 PM
I'll just put this out here. #umbrellaman #UHC #conspiracy
December 4, 2024 at 9:46 PM
November 26, 2024 at 4:34 AM
November 15, 2024 at 4:42 AM
November 8, 2024 at 5:28 PM
When people ask if I was bullied in high school, I reply with this photograph:
October 25, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #845,151!
September 24, 2024 at 3:29 AM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

I'm in deep, deep doodoo.
January 13, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Five days ago, I blindly trusted my reflexes.
Lesson learned.
January 13, 2024 at 12:28 AM
We do too!
January 10, 2024 at 2:17 AM
December 30, 2023 at 3:43 PM
Look at the cute little electric golf carts the mail service uses on Oslo!
December 28, 2023 at 8:54 AM