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Jered Floyd
@jeredfloyd.bsky.social
I like building robust, complex, useful systems out of bits, atoms, and/or people (with their consent). Unapologetically queer. 🏳️‍🌈 he/him/dad

Primarily @jered@metasocial.com currently.
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Hello friends, old and new! Welcome to the place with the new social network smell, where the upholstery isn't yet cracking and the food is still good. Enjoy it while it lasts.

I'm not posting much here; I'm mostly at @jered@metasocial.com on Mastodon. I am reading here, though!
I love the (always recommended) L.L.Bean bedsheets, but I wish they came in colors other than blue, beige, and kitsch.
November 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Philip K Dick still undefeated at correctly predicting our current dystopia
October 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
My cold clipping. take: “There Existed an Addiction to Blood” has better top tracks, but “Dead Channel Sky” holds together better as an album. Both are fantastically more literate than 99% of current music.
October 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
AI has a different approach to dessert than I do. This is clearly worth billions of dollars and not a massive embarrassment to everyone involved.
October 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Massachusetts watching California celebrate the signing of ANOTHER major pro-housing bill…
October 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Saw a kid wearing this as a sweatshirt on the train yesterday. NGL, tempting to get one and see who pearl-clutches: tokopyramid.com/product/kill...

(Is anti-racism still allowed on Bluesky or is it too divisive?)
Kill The Klan Ghost Hanging Shirt - TokoPyramid
Make a bold statement against hate with the Kill The Klan Ghost Hanging Shirt, a powerful design that reflects strength, defiance, and justice. The front
tokopyramid.com
October 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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I feel like it should be a law that any affordable housing project killed by NIMBYs must come back 4 years later and 50% taller until it is built.

The previous attempt was a great proposal, and this is even better. Build it. And then do it 100 more times. Now.
October 8, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Please join me in congratulating Woman on her appointment
October 3, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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I’ve grown to appreciate typos as they indicate the lack of generative AI. Perverse incentives against copyediting.
October 1, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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The great thing about Rosh Hashanah and Fat Bear Week starting the same day is apples and honey is completely appropriate for both
September 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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This morning at 11am, corner of Hathorn and Broadway in Somerville MA. 3 ICE vehicles idling on nearby corners. I was following two ICE cars that were cruising around the neighborhood.

This person was just walking down the sidewalk when two ICE vehicles stopped and officers jumped out to stop him.
September 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Amazon: “Our courier delivered you a box soaked in corrosive acid leaking onto your porch with a crushed bottle inside, but that’s not eligible for return or refund.” (Yes, it is if you chat, but wtf.)
September 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
What the heck, is this weird AI slop? Local restaurant on DoorDash. Odd synonym usage makes for a fun puzzle... "Aboriginal American cooking" is obviously "Indian cuisine". "companionable stick" must be something like "helpful staff". "Caretaker Square" is "Porter Square".
September 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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September 4, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I smirked at this a few days ago though not enough to share, but now all the Halloween-tinged tracks are dropping and are clearly placeable on this graph:

youtu.be/03iBgkXb1EE
youtu.be/xGaZBfJOyAc
September 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
“How come there’s no Bourgeoisie Day?” <said in “how come there’s no Straight Pride Month” voice>
September 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Yeah yeah but how much is she going to donate?

“I have come to believe that Burning Man is not just an eccentric festival, but rather a powerful vehicle for deception,” wrote Shanahan. “In fact, it may be one of the most effective tools for Satan to misdirect souls away from our Heavenly Father”
Billionaire Nicole Shanahan Calls Burning Man ‘Demonic’
Ex-wife of Google founder and RFK Jr running make calls Burning Man demonic as tech billionaires embrace devil discourse
www.thenerdreich.com
September 1, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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This is the best product listing copy I’ve ever read
August 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The Somerville mayoral race is even more interesting than NYC:
But once again, Somerville, you so silly awesome.

2/?
August 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
After seeing another report of AWS surprise-deleting a user account: how do you cost-effectively do DR backups of AWS?

The obvious ($$) method is to create an entire app-level failover environment in another cloud, but I’d rather not do that. 1/
August 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Counterpoint: Apple stood by their diversity, equity, and inclusion policies and said “no” when asked to abandon their employees.

I much prefer these CEO-degrading theatrics to walking away from your values, like others have done. This only embarrasses Tim Cook, which he’s paid well to endure.
Tim Cook pathetically kisses Trump's ass by pretending him with a "24 karat gold" gift
August 7, 2025 at 11:48 AM
If you're a Mac user and Parallels is trying to shake you down for $120/yr for their VM client, be aware that Broadcom made VMware Fusion *free* for personal use last year: blogs.vmware.com/cloud-founda...

They made have squeezed every cent from their enterprise customers, but this is good.
VMware Fusion and Workstation are Now Free for All Users
These powerful desktop hypervisor products are free to all users - commercial, educational, & personal users alike!
blogs.vmware.com
August 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Just encountered YouTube auto-dubbing videos in a foreign language; it's like the dark side of the Star Trek universal translator. In Trek, all the technology just works perfectly -- more episodes should have been about the universal translator being 97% accurate and creating diplomatic incidents.
August 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM