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@jennjenn.bsky.social
🪷 i’m a minion and a mom and an overall peach of a gal ;) she/her 🌞
tbh being in an eldest daughter/eldest son marriage is the way to go
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
tbh being in an eldest daughter/eldest son marriage is the way to go
staying sane in public because i will never be institutionalized 😌 (i want to fight so many idiots)
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
staying sane in public because i will never be institutionalized 😌 (i want to fight so many idiots)
arrested for the crime of menacing my cheeseburger patty
October 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
arrested for the crime of menacing my cheeseburger patty
reaping what i have sown 😔🥲
(one bazillion skin problems from eating dairy products like crazy, like cows are about to be discontinued)
(one bazillion skin problems from eating dairy products like crazy, like cows are about to be discontinued)
October 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
reaping what i have sown 😔🥲
(one bazillion skin problems from eating dairy products like crazy, like cows are about to be discontinued)
(one bazillion skin problems from eating dairy products like crazy, like cows are about to be discontinued)
listening to jazz, it’s like someone is deep tissue massaging my brain, giving it a forehead smooch, then pouring it a glass of absinthe
October 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
listening to jazz, it’s like someone is deep tissue massaging my brain, giving it a forehead smooch, then pouring it a glass of absinthe
going to Plato’s Closet to sell my wares like a bedraggled Fallout trader, wearing a suit made of molerat leather, hoping for a decent sum of bottle caps so i can go to Ulta
October 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
going to Plato’s Closet to sell my wares like a bedraggled Fallout trader, wearing a suit made of molerat leather, hoping for a decent sum of bottle caps so i can go to Ulta
ok the new moon energy is waning we can all feel less crazy now
October 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
ok the new moon energy is waning we can all feel less crazy now
don’t need a period tracker app when as soon as i start spotting i just turn around and my husband has already gone to the truck stop for a bottle of wine, a bar of chocolate, and a family-sized bag of Doritos
October 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
don’t need a period tracker app when as soon as i start spotting i just turn around and my husband has already gone to the truck stop for a bottle of wine, a bar of chocolate, and a family-sized bag of Doritos
me + my vibe
October 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
me + my vibe
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Fuck you, I will never Help YouTube by answering one question
September 26, 2024 at 12:29 PM
Fuck you, I will never Help YouTube by answering one question
ooooo spooky toes 🦇🎃
this angle makes it look like someone shrank my legs with a shrink ray and left my shorts gigantic
this angle makes it look like someone shrank my legs with a shrink ray and left my shorts gigantic
October 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
ooooo spooky toes 🦇🎃
this angle makes it look like someone shrank my legs with a shrink ray and left my shorts gigantic
this angle makes it look like someone shrank my legs with a shrink ray and left my shorts gigantic
the cats are cold 🥶🤣
October 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
the cats are cold 🥶🤣
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I don't pray, but Dolly prays and i love her. I just read that she's doing poorly, so I'm sending this one out to her. (It's a fking banger, btw)
Heaven's Just a Prayer Away
YouTube video by Dolly Parton - Topic
youtu.be
October 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I don't pray, but Dolly prays and i love her. I just read that she's doing poorly, so I'm sending this one out to her. (It's a fking banger, btw)
sometimes i feel overwhelmed when i see other people’s fridges in videos and they have dozens of open condiments
i have some sort of severe brain problem that forces me to prune and rotate the contents of my refrigerator like a wartime housewife
i have some sort of severe brain problem that forces me to prune and rotate the contents of my refrigerator like a wartime housewife
October 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
sometimes i feel overwhelmed when i see other people’s fridges in videos and they have dozens of open condiments
i have some sort of severe brain problem that forces me to prune and rotate the contents of my refrigerator like a wartime housewife
i have some sort of severe brain problem that forces me to prune and rotate the contents of my refrigerator like a wartime housewife
mmm gallbladder pain… i can enjoy NOTHING apparently lol
October 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
mmm gallbladder pain… i can enjoy NOTHING apparently lol
me, communicating telepathically with everyone within reach of my brain waves
*you want to give jenn 40 dollars and also take her out for ice cream*
*you want to give jenn 40 dollars and also take her out for ice cream*
October 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
me, communicating telepathically with everyone within reach of my brain waves
*you want to give jenn 40 dollars and also take her out for ice cream*
*you want to give jenn 40 dollars and also take her out for ice cream*
JB about to turn 3 years old and it has been so long since i was pregnant that i can no longer immediately conjure up physical memories of how it feels to be pregnant
brain has completely forgotten labor despite the fact that i texted aurora “it feels like i am in a rocking chair covered in knives”
brain has completely forgotten labor despite the fact that i texted aurora “it feels like i am in a rocking chair covered in knives”
September 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
JB about to turn 3 years old and it has been so long since i was pregnant that i can no longer immediately conjure up physical memories of how it feels to be pregnant
brain has completely forgotten labor despite the fact that i texted aurora “it feels like i am in a rocking chair covered in knives”
brain has completely forgotten labor despite the fact that i texted aurora “it feels like i am in a rocking chair covered in knives”
love when a Seattle hoarder is on Hoarders because i am pretty sure this one in particular was a client at the cleaning company where i worked
September 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
love when a Seattle hoarder is on Hoarders because i am pretty sure this one in particular was a client at the cleaning company where i worked
i’m on a Detox Cleanse that i just made up
(ran out of weed, vape running out, and smoking the CBD weed i have left is giving me a stuffy nose)
(ran out of weed, vape running out, and smoking the CBD weed i have left is giving me a stuffy nose)
September 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
i’m on a Detox Cleanse that i just made up
(ran out of weed, vape running out, and smoking the CBD weed i have left is giving me a stuffy nose)
(ran out of weed, vape running out, and smoking the CBD weed i have left is giving me a stuffy nose)
watching Farscape and Rygel goes “i’m overwhelmed with dread!” then “it’s just the clams talking!”
when i am overwhelmed with dread i’m gonna start telling myself nah jenn it’s just the clams talking
when i am overwhelmed with dread i’m gonna start telling myself nah jenn it’s just the clams talking
September 29, 2025 at 4:42 AM
watching Farscape and Rygel goes “i’m overwhelmed with dread!” then “it’s just the clams talking!”
when i am overwhelmed with dread i’m gonna start telling myself nah jenn it’s just the clams talking
when i am overwhelmed with dread i’m gonna start telling myself nah jenn it’s just the clams talking
nothing keeps you locked into your home pedicure routine like a few years of slinging foot content, you stop neglecting your soles even in retirement
September 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
nothing keeps you locked into your home pedicure routine like a few years of slinging foot content, you stop neglecting your soles even in retirement
having anxiety so bad i feel like a burrito with french fries inside of it would fix me, but there is also a chance i would then have anxiety plus a stomachache
September 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
having anxiety so bad i feel like a burrito with french fries inside of it would fix me, but there is also a chance i would then have anxiety plus a stomachache
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'Big Dog' is for sure a gender-neutral term. a lot of the biggest dogs i've known were girls
September 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
'Big Dog' is for sure a gender-neutral term. a lot of the biggest dogs i've known were girls
doctor i trust more than rfk jr
September 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
doctor i trust more than rfk jr