my husband is a sagittarius sun/moon/rising and i am an aquarius sun/moon + sagittarius rising

just diabolically capable people lmao

aw! omg what a sweet bub, i love her little coat

pretty sure JB has shown up to one of her well visits with a shiner from throwing herself off of *gestures to everything and anything*

medical professionals don’t seem to think anything of it unless the baby seems otherwise uncared for

soon as i start letting the sugar consumption creep back up the “beefing up as though i am preparing for a famine” level of appetite kicks on too

like c’mon body i don’t need to grow out of my jeans unless i’m knocked up

thank you~ these do look nice, i’m gonna bookmark them for the next time i feel like trying new stuff

i miss having something to put on that’s not joggers or jeans lol

what are your favorite leggings?

tbh i’ve never liked any leggings enough to say they’re my favorite, so i stopped buying them and just wear my jeans 🥲😔

“had i not been with my family” lmfao, like my brother in Christ you can just not sexually objectify strangers in public, my husband literally doesn’t notice people unless they’re in his way

will i be re-learning this lesson every 6 months until the end of my time on this mortal plane… probably

everyone who has ever told me that dairy can’t give you zits was clearly working for Big Milk

i used colby jack AND cheddar, now i’m brainstorming like what if… chicken salad melts

i just worked out! 😝 even after eating two tuna melts! (gonna be so strong from all the protein)

oh i desire these beautiful glutens

omg i’m so curious if you hate it. the starbucks pumpkin drinks are better than most other commercial coffee store offerings, but they’re not the best you’ll ever have

the pumpkin cream cold brew is insanely good tho, when i worked there we’d save extra pumpkin cream cold foam just to drink

the whole article really is the same vibe as everyone who doesn’t give a fuck about pregnant people or alive babies, but care deeply about abortion lmao

how dare people who’ve experienced pregnancy talk about the experience! they’ll scare all the un-pregnant and newly pregnant people!

like… yes, pregnant people shouldn’t overwhelm themselves with more information than is necessarily helpful at their current stage of pregnancy, but i am only in my 30’s and there was so much even my own mom didn’t know about pregnancy and postpartum because there were so few conversations about it

oh i skimmed the article and it was as bad faith as i thought it would be 😭