Jennifer Heidi
@jenniferheidi.bsky.social
Local gov by day, books by night, fast bikes at the weekend.
The Spotify Wrappedification of brands has gone too far.
December 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The Spotify Wrappedification of brands has gone too far.
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Huge fan of this text/font combo
December 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Huge fan of this text/font combo
Impulse bought a Laithwaites advent calendar and I don’t regret it.
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Impulse bought a Laithwaites advent calendar and I don’t regret it.
Regularly wearing a waterproof coat
What do you like now that 16 year old you would hate you for?
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Regularly wearing a waterproof coat
Farewell half term. Your half hour commute was so sweet.
October 31, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Farewell half term. Your half hour commute was so sweet.
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Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's a Ducati Panigale V2S
Women only want one thing, and it's a Ducati Panigale V2S
October 17, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's a Ducati Panigale V2S
Women only want one thing, and it's a Ducati Panigale V2S
There has never been a book published that shouldn’t have been shorter.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
There has never been a book published that shouldn’t have been shorter.
I do recognise this is the most white, middle class (and middle aged) thing I’ve ever posted but I went to a recording of The Archers Podcast at the Cheltenham Literature Festival tonight and it was an absolute joy.
October 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I do recognise this is the most white, middle class (and middle aged) thing I’ve ever posted but I went to a recording of The Archers Podcast at the Cheltenham Literature Festival tonight and it was an absolute joy.
If you can, try to be as completely oblivious to the world as my husband who, it turns out, thought T*mmy R*binson was “that guy off Time Team”.
September 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
If you can, try to be as completely oblivious to the world as my husband who, it turns out, thought T*mmy R*binson was “that guy off Time Team”.
The absolute state of this. www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...
And if your head explodes: Pink Floyd’s 20 best songs – ranked!
Fifty years after the release of Wish You Were Here, we count down the best of the band’s Syd Barrett years, their difficult recovery and later reunion
www.theguardian.com
September 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The absolute state of this. www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...
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This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".
![One of Britain’s most senior police officers has launched an angry tirade against Extinction Rebellion protesters going “all floppy” when they get arrested.
Sir Stephen House, the deputy commissioner of the Metropolitan police, said the tactic of going limp was a “flipping nuisance” as it required extra officers to drag protesters away.
House told a London assembly police and crime committee hearing: “We have asked them to stop being floppy. And that might seem like a silly thing to say, but when we arrest them and pick them up, they go all floppy, which is why you see four or five officers carrying them away. It’s a complete waste of officers’ time, and a complete pain in the neck.”
Extinction Rebellion: how successful were the latest protests?
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House also expressed annoyance at how the tactic made the police look heavy-handed. He said: “The problem with them going floppy and four offices carrying them away [is that it] looks to the general public like police are overreacting here. We’re not making them go floppy. They’re just sort of being a nuisance.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7uvcqt45oqlutlrtgx7bpodq/bafkreie7yqxb4cj2t4gxftiqsno5wgk2kczb5vbtj7wh2b2u5sjtqtdrku@jpeg)
September 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".
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‘It’ll be the first time in my career that there’ll be a guy in the box with me who can do a better stoppie than me. That’s quite disappointing.’
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
September 4, 2025 at 11:08 AM
‘It’ll be the first time in my career that there’ll be a guy in the box with me who can do a better stoppie than me. That’s quite disappointing.’
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
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Crazy. A track where you can’t overtake on a MotoGP bike and, if (when!) you crash, there’s a chance you could take out a cameraman. Can we write this off as a failed experiment please? #motogp
Acosta’s crash was very nearly a tragedy today. This circuit simply isn’t appropriate for MotoGP. x.com/denkmit/stat...
Simon Patterson (@denkmit) on X
Acosta’s crash was very nearly a tragedy today. This circuit simply isn’t appropriate for MotoGP.
x.com
August 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Crazy. A track where you can’t overtake on a MotoGP bike and, if (when!) you crash, there’s a chance you could take out a cameraman. Can we write this off as a failed experiment please? #motogp
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we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
August 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
Am obsessed with these girls. #redroses www.bbc.co.uk/sport/extra/...
Red Roses
England's 32-player squad for a home Women's Rugby World Cup contains experience and star quality. After back-to-back final defeats by New Zealand, the Red Roses are favourites to win their first Worl...
www.bbc.co.uk
August 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Am obsessed with these girls. #redroses www.bbc.co.uk/sport/extra/...
Totally sold on The Devastating Boys by @unamccormack.bsky.social, @iammilliam.bsky.social & @andrewmale.bsky.social, it went straight on my library reservations.
1. What a title.
2. What a collection.
3. The joy of an aging library book with someone’s biro’d corrections.
@backlisted.bsky.social
1. What a title.
2. What a collection.
3. The joy of an aging library book with someone’s biro’d corrections.
@backlisted.bsky.social
August 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Totally sold on The Devastating Boys by @unamccormack.bsky.social, @iammilliam.bsky.social & @andrewmale.bsky.social, it went straight on my library reservations.
1. What a title.
2. What a collection.
3. The joy of an aging library book with someone’s biro’d corrections.
@backlisted.bsky.social
1. What a title.
2. What a collection.
3. The joy of an aging library book with someone’s biro’d corrections.
@backlisted.bsky.social
Felt well enough to do a bit of gardening (high risk activity!) but I overdid it ☹️😵💫🥴
I have a mild concussion after a gardening related head injury (ffs) so I’m off work and under strict instruction to avoid too much screen time. Doing really well at that as you will observe. Podcast recommendations (that are gentle and quiet) welcome.
August 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Felt well enough to do a bit of gardening (high risk activity!) but I overdid it ☹️😵💫🥴
I have a mild concussion after a gardening related head injury (ffs) so I’m off work and under strict instruction to avoid too much screen time. Doing really well at that as you will observe. Podcast recommendations (that are gentle and quiet) welcome.
July 29, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I have a mild concussion after a gardening related head injury (ffs) so I’m off work and under strict instruction to avoid too much screen time. Doing really well at that as you will observe. Podcast recommendations (that are gentle and quiet) welcome.
Do you have a courgette glut? Me too! Join me as I seek the perfect recipe
These muffins are easy and delicious but use a mere half a medium courgette so points deducted for that. 3.5/5
www.sarahsslice.co.uk/post/courget...
These muffins are easy and delicious but use a mere half a medium courgette so points deducted for that. 3.5/5
www.sarahsslice.co.uk/post/courget...
Cheesy Chive Courgette Muffins
I don't really make a lot of savoury bakes but I had some courgettes left and my husband who loves cheese and mustard was working from home so I thought I would make him some savoury muffins! Well the...
www.sarahsslice.co.uk
July 13, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Do you have a courgette glut? Me too! Join me as I seek the perfect recipe
These muffins are easy and delicious but use a mere half a medium courgette so points deducted for that. 3.5/5
www.sarahsslice.co.uk/post/courget...
These muffins are easy and delicious but use a mere half a medium courgette so points deducted for that. 3.5/5
www.sarahsslice.co.uk/post/courget...
Moved to the garden with a spicy margarita and got stung by a wasp so that taught me.
My life now is lying in a room with the curtains closed and a fan on, drinking vermouth on ice. I have nothing else in me.
July 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Moved to the garden with a spicy margarita and got stung by a wasp so that taught me.
My life now is lying in a room with the curtains closed and a fan on, drinking vermouth on ice. I have nothing else in me.
July 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My life now is lying in a room with the curtains closed and a fan on, drinking vermouth on ice. I have nothing else in me.
Sleep is inconceivable.
July 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Sleep is inconceivable.