Jenny Mitchell
@jenmitcherman.bsky.social
Archives, crafts, and cats...in no particular order.
Hi, It's Me, Wikipedia, and I Am Ready for Your Apology www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/hi-...
Hi, It’s Me, Wikipedia, and I Am Ready for Your Apology
“Wikipedia, the constantly changing knowledge base created by a global free-for-all of anonymous users, now stands as the leading force for the dum...
www.mcsweeneys.net
October 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Hi, It's Me, Wikipedia, and I Am Ready for Your Apology www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/hi-...
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Every lawyer should get the day off in observance of the fact that they actually failed to indict a ham sandwich
Federal prosecutors on Tuesday were unable to secure a felony assault indictment against a man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent on the streets of Washington this month, according to two people familiar with the matter.
Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent
www.nytimes.com
August 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Every lawyer should get the day off in observance of the fact that they actually failed to indict a ham sandwich
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every now and then i catch myself diligently reading someone’s long-ass thread on here before im like…hang on. i don’t care about any of this
July 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
every now and then i catch myself diligently reading someone’s long-ass thread on here before im like…hang on. i don’t care about any of this
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Do we all still ultimately pay for their hubris and greed?
Yes.
Is the condemned man allowed to chortle when the approaching executioner slips on a banana peel?
Also yes.
Yes.
Is the condemned man allowed to chortle when the approaching executioner slips on a banana peel?
Also yes.
June 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Do we all still ultimately pay for their hubris and greed?
Yes.
Is the condemned man allowed to chortle when the approaching executioner slips on a banana peel?
Also yes.
Yes.
Is the condemned man allowed to chortle when the approaching executioner slips on a banana peel?
Also yes.
It feels surreal to me that my government's slide into fascist authoritarianism isn't the only thing I have going on right now.
April 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It feels surreal to me that my government's slide into fascist authoritarianism isn't the only thing I have going on right now.
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Spotted on campus this morning. Thanks to the person who posted this.
March 5, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Spotted on campus this morning. Thanks to the person who posted this.
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RUBIO [thinking]: I just want to sink into this couch
😬😣😰🫣🤢
VANCE [thinking]: I just want to ~s i n k~ into this couch
😛🤤😮💨😏😈
😬😣😰🫣🤢
VANCE [thinking]: I just want to ~s i n k~ into this couch
😛🤤😮💨😏😈
March 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM
RUBIO [thinking]: I just want to sink into this couch
😬😣😰🫣🤢
VANCE [thinking]: I just want to ~s i n k~ into this couch
😛🤤😮💨😏😈
😬😣😰🫣🤢
VANCE [thinking]: I just want to ~s i n k~ into this couch
😛🤤😮💨😏😈
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Trump fires archivist of the United States, official who oversees government records 📜
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-f...
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-f...
Trump fires archivist of the United States, official who oversees government records
President Trump has fired the nation's top record keeper, Archivist of the United States Colleen J. Shogan.
www.cbsnews.com
February 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Trump fires archivist of the United States, official who oversees government records 📜
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-f...
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-f...
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well I sure hope so, or I made this for nothing
January 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
well I sure hope so, or I made this for nothing
RIP, President Carter 😔
December 29, 2024 at 10:33 PM
RIP, President Carter 😔
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![A [FAKE] tweet from South Korea's soon-to-be-ex-President Yoon Su, reading "The haters said we couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:aohq6g4pn4njqioimsxtvghu/bafkreihm76lxdvcctcmb4dcjrorqaqxrzujwztozstsk5hiodditj3vzoe@jpeg)
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not to be too harsh but what’s the use of transgender representation in congress if they will immediately give in to fascist demands. genuinely what’s the purpose to this at all here
1. Transgender Congresswoman Sarah McBride has announced that she will comply with Speaker Johnson's policy declaring her a man and banning trans people from bathrooms.
She is receiving sharp critiques from those with trans friends who work in the capitol.
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She is receiving sharp critiques from those with trans friends who work in the capitol.
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Congresswoman McBride Announces She Will Comply With Rules Declaring Her a Man
The decision comes after Mike Johnson declared that transgender people are not allowed in bathrooms of their gender identity under the provision that he "controls the facilities."
www.erininthemorning.com
November 20, 2024 at 9:23 PM
not to be too harsh but what’s the use of transgender representation in congress if they will immediately give in to fascist demands. genuinely what’s the purpose to this at all here
Cats are such ridiculous creatures
November 16, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Cats are such ridiculous creatures
How are people still giving this woman the benefit of the doubt?
"Liberals on and off the bench see Barrett as someone who may provide some equilibrium to a court remaking the law in America, possibly able with her legalistic ways to secure a cross-ideological majority for moderation," writes Joan Biskupic. | Analysis
Meet the last best hope for Supreme Court liberals: Amy Coney Barrett | CNN Politics
So far it is her method, not bottom-line votes, that primarily sets this Trump appointee apart.
cnn.it
November 9, 2024 at 3:02 AM
How are people still giving this woman the benefit of the doubt?