Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

If you don't want to see this horrible garbage happen in every future high-stakes election, make sure it demonstrably fails in the Wisconsin Supreme Court race by helping elect Susan Crawford

I think one of the big problems is that everyone in charge has no idea how to do anything but the one idea they did have was to fire everyone who knew how to do anything

Bezos destroying the post opinion pages is just another reminder: Conservatives think free speech is when they can say what they want and when you can say what they want.

I understand cynicism and hopelessness at a time like this and cynics may well be right, but if people are pissed off and want to make a better world because they see this one is failing I don’t see any better choice than everyone pushing forwards together and believing we can do it

Honey have you seen my swomog

I need it for the wee hours, what if there’s a clatter

Who do I ask about a short-term cryogenic freeze?