One of my favorite things to be accused of is doing stuff “for attention”

Bro, I’ve got a naturally 85 decibel speaking voice, and huge naturals. I’ve never had to beg for attention.

how did the dodgers miss out on luka wtf

evergreen

Don’t like a book? Don’t read it. Pretty simple.

Black ppl losing two weeks in a row? Im finna crash out 😂 WE NEED A NEW SCRIPT… let me go ahead and prepare for this AOTY loss and another white ass Chiefs SB win man… damn.

People always seem to be let down from overhyped boxing matches

This is why I watch professional wrestling which is real

I'm totally done with X/Twitter. I will still be doing my banking there, though.

Fox Contrib Ben Domenech: “Gaetz is a sex trafficking drug addicted piece of shit. He smells like Axe Body Spray & Astroglide. He’s a hypocritical ass with the worst Botox money can buy, pushing an ever-thinner nose & higher cheekbones like a Real Housewife gone mad for fillers.”

Since moving here from the hellscape that is X, my feed is somehow now full of posts about how awesome libraries are and I am HERE FOR IT! Support your local libraries, they provide a warm space safe for everyone and the free gift of knowledge!

i want mike tyson to knock jake paul's head off in the first punch to stunned silence from the audience but we live in hell so he's almost certainly being paid to take a fall

😂😂

Not everyone can agree on stuff like politics and religion, but everyone can agree that they all want to see Jake Paul get knocked out tonight

Bottoms was the most absurd, hilarious, girlypop movie — I LOVED IT SO MUCH. And the climactic needledrop was unmatched 🥲

basketball’s all like gimme that pumpkin i need it and tennis is all like fuck this lemon you take it

I never know what's going on with whatever stupid bullshit everybody's talking about. But that won't stop me from weighing in.