jem🇵🇸
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he/him | 📍 London | film, food, content, wildlife, pigeons | letterboxd: boxd.it/2krwn
just wanted to share a lovely picture of my dinner (spicy tomato and chickpea orzo)
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
just wanted to share a lovely picture of my dinner (spicy tomato and chickpea orzo)
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Checking in on MechaHitler
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Checking in on MechaHitler
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I'm losing my mind over how many reviewers are like "GDT's Frankenstein makes you wonder who the real monster is." THAT'S THE STORY! That's the story Shelley wrote!
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I'm losing my mind over how many reviewers are like "GDT's Frankenstein makes you wonder who the real monster is." THAT'S THE STORY! That's the story Shelley wrote!
we dressed up as mark and helly for Halloween
November 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
we dressed up as mark and helly for Halloween
God sunshine feels so far away rn
December 12, 2024 at 9:06 PM
God sunshine feels so far away rn
Is there anything more British than getting a national express coach to a family Christmas lunch on a day when there’s a massive storm tearing through the country?
December 7, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Is there anything more British than getting a national express coach to a family Christmas lunch on a day when there’s a massive storm tearing through the country?
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Massive away win for the little fella.
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Massive away win for the little fella.
few pictures from the weekend
December 1, 2024 at 6:15 PM
few pictures from the weekend
TIL when people got bitten by rabid dogs in the late 1300s/early 1400s a “cure” was thought to be plucking a roosters anus and then hanging the rooster by its wings and putting the anus over the dog bite so the anus would suck out the disease
December 1, 2024 at 3:29 PM
TIL when people got bitten by rabid dogs in the late 1300s/early 1400s a “cure” was thought to be plucking a roosters anus and then hanging the rooster by its wings and putting the anus over the dog bite so the anus would suck out the disease
we’ve all done our festive washing machine clean and filter drain then?
December 1, 2024 at 2:30 PM
we’ve all done our festive washing machine clean and filter drain then?
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Describing my top 5 crushes
December 1, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Describing my top 5 crushes
Ketchup
Ketchup does not exist. Mayonnaise does not exist. Tomatoes do not exist. The town you grew up in does not exist. Chocolate does not exist. Your son does not exist. The klingon empire does not exist. The universe is a spheroid region 705m in diameter. What are you putting on these?
November 30, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Ketchup
she’s interested in my toothpaste
November 30, 2024 at 10:42 AM
she’s interested in my toothpaste
my dogs have started recognising when I say ‘hey Google can dogs eat…’ and come to the kitchen whenever they hear it
November 29, 2024 at 2:43 PM
my dogs have started recognising when I say ‘hey Google can dogs eat…’ and come to the kitchen whenever they hear it
my GP was so patronising on the phone today, we’re a proper country again!!
November 29, 2024 at 10:57 AM
my GP was so patronising on the phone today, we’re a proper country again!!
poking my girlfriend on Facebook to keep the magic alive
November 28, 2024 at 3:16 PM
poking my girlfriend on Facebook to keep the magic alive
I made this a while ago and I stand by it
November 27, 2024 at 9:14 PM
I made this a while ago and I stand by it
This threatening email I got from Lime the other day is starting to make more sense! Even though it didn’t flag any issues with my parking at the time!
November 26, 2024 at 2:34 PM
This threatening email I got from Lime the other day is starting to make more sense! Even though it didn’t flag any issues with my parking at the time!
good thread
In 1890, the X and Y chromosomes were discovered. It was found that the men who were tested had 46 chromosomes, including an X and a Y, while women who were tested also had 46 chromosomes, including 2 X chromosomes.
So obviously the conclusion was that the Y chromosome defined masculinity.
So obviously the conclusion was that the Y chromosome defined masculinity.
November 26, 2024 at 2:20 PM
good thread
just watched i saw the tv glow
November 25, 2024 at 10:54 PM
just watched i saw the tv glow
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Jimmy Somerville, magnificently telling the LGB Alliance to get it up em.
November 24, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Jimmy Somerville, magnificently telling the LGB Alliance to get it up em.
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desperately wanting to be killed by a tree because of woke
November 25, 2024 at 8:14 AM
desperately wanting to be killed by a tree because of woke
desperately wanting to be killed by a tree because of woke
November 25, 2024 at 8:14 AM
desperately wanting to be killed by a tree because of woke