Me chatting up yet another Madonna stan in the sauna
November 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Me chatting up yet another Madonna stan in the sauna
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It’s Trans Remembrance Day! 🏳️⚧️🫶🏻 If you don’t stand with and support the trans community get the fuck outta here!
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
It’s Trans Remembrance Day! 🏳️⚧️🫶🏻 If you don’t stand with and support the trans community get the fuck outta here!
Just heard a teen girl of all people say “what’s Wicked?”
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Just heard a teen girl of all people say “what’s Wicked?”
Me as a catholic priest in the Middle Ages: yeah so god said all us boys should live together in a big house and live off the land and we need to wear loose robes with NOTHING underneath just our cocks hanging in the breeze and no girls allowed!!!
November 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Me as a catholic priest in the Middle Ages: yeah so god said all us boys should live together in a big house and live off the land and we need to wear loose robes with NOTHING underneath just our cocks hanging in the breeze and no girls allowed!!!
Was just confronted by reality in such a major way (looked at a clock)
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Was just confronted by reality in such a major way (looked at a clock)
Me after I realize I accidentally left my husband’s wallet in his pocket when I buried him
November 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Me after I realize I accidentally left my husband’s wallet in his pocket when I buried him
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Cuffing season got me like
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Cuffing season got me like
Malcolm X had this really great speech about ballots
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Malcolm X had this really great speech about ballots
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I have drawers of cords to long-dead iPods that are more useful than “centrist” Democrats
November 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I have drawers of cords to long-dead iPods that are more useful than “centrist” Democrats
What other obscenities can I post today?
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
What other obscenities can I post today?
If I keep crushing on guys with gigantic dongs, I’m gonna end up looking like the kennecott copper mine
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
If I keep crushing on guys with gigantic dongs, I’m gonna end up looking like the kennecott copper mine
Hot guy posted a cum shot vid. Hashtag grateful 4 gravy.
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Hot guy posted a cum shot vid. Hashtag grateful 4 gravy.
Is god real? No. Am I real? Also no.
November 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Is god real? No. Am I real? Also no.
Next semester, I’m turning all my students into gay nontheist quakers.
November 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Next semester, I’m turning all my students into gay nontheist quakers.
Okay so beta blockers might be the right move for me
November 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Okay so beta blockers might be the right move for me
oomf said I look like I’m on the moon and I’m stealing that concept for this caption
November 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
oomf said I look like I’m on the moon and I’m stealing that concept for this caption
Me at Thanksgiving when I eat aunt katy’s (famously bad cook) casserole
Ok but WHO let Katy cook??
November 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Me at Thanksgiving when I eat aunt katy’s (famously bad cook) casserole
Clouds blocking my view of the beaver moon 😒 how’s my puss supposed to commune with the cosmos now?
November 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Clouds blocking my view of the beaver moon 😒 how’s my puss supposed to commune with the cosmos now?
Hitting the brakes by saying to him “this is so us 😊” and then playing this song
music.apple.com/us/album/my-...
music.apple.com/us/album/my-...
My bestie by helen island on Apple Music
Song · 2023 · Duration 2:23
music.apple.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Hitting the brakes by saying to him “this is so us 😊” and then playing this song
music.apple.com/us/album/my-...
music.apple.com/us/album/my-...
Accidentally closed the app while in middle of reading a bad take. The universe is protecting me.
November 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Accidentally closed the app while in middle of reading a bad take. The universe is protecting me.
Wait… so Cheney plugged his ass with a wine bottle which trapped in his body a fart so big that it exploded out of him like a xenomorph? That’s how he died?
November 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Wait… so Cheney plugged his ass with a wine bottle which trapped in his body a fart so big that it exploded out of him like a xenomorph? That’s how he died?
If you can remove the sword from the stone, you can stick it in
November 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
If you can remove the sword from the stone, you can stick it in
It’s sooo cool that the world is filled with sweet people who I get to spend time with. I just love it!
November 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
It’s sooo cool that the world is filled with sweet people who I get to spend time with. I just love it!