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Watching this season of dragrace is feeling like a chore
February 14, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Watching this season of dragrace is feeling like a chore
Ella Purnell, Michelle Rudolph, and Havana Rose Liu (Charlie saved Drew, Cameron, and Lucy’s dna and cloned them)
February 14, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Ella Purnell, Michelle Rudolph, and Havana Rose Liu (Charlie saved Drew, Cameron, and Lucy’s dna and cloned them)
My chart fr fr
No, but for real, why are you so annoying?
February 13, 2026 at 10:14 PM
My chart fr fr
This new Danny L Harle album is giving everything I need at the gym
February 13, 2026 at 10:01 PM
This new Danny L Harle album is giving everything I need at the gym
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Happy Valentine's Day 💌 from Steve Kelso and 𝒜𝓊𝓉𝑜ᴇʀᴏᴛɪᴄᴀ
February 13, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Happy Valentine's Day 💌 from Steve Kelso and 𝒜𝓊𝓉𝑜ᴇʀᴏᴛɪᴄᴀ
This castle so dumb omg
February 13, 2026 at 2:36 AM
This castle so dumb omg
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❌ edging
✅ cummaxxing
✅ cummaxxing
February 12, 2026 at 11:41 PM
❌ edging
✅ cummaxxing
✅ cummaxxing
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Playing the last 2 minutes of Bugonia on repeat as a morning pick-me-up
February 12, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Playing the last 2 minutes of Bugonia on repeat as a morning pick-me-up
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Jill Zarin coming for Gaga’s face is actually funny when her eyebrows look like they’re stapled to the back of her fucking head
February 9, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Jill Zarin coming for Gaga’s face is actually funny when her eyebrows look like they’re stapled to the back of her fucking head
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[solemnly] push the Gasolina button
bsky.app/profile/drew...
bsky.app/profile/drew...
February 9, 2026 at 9:49 PM
[solemnly] push the Gasolina button
bsky.app/profile/drew...
bsky.app/profile/drew...
Let’s go lift, bro
February 9, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Let’s go lift, bro
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🦖🥝🥒🌲🔫🐍🥑🦜🗽🪲🫒🐉
February 3, 2026 at 10:48 PM
🦖🥝🥒🌲🔫🐍🥑🦜🗽🪲🫒🐉
Gaga covering jigglypuff
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Gaga covering jigglypuff
No one will top this
it's been 25 years since britney's first pepsi commercial premiered at the super bowl, in 2001. they just don’t make commercials like this no more.
February 8, 2026 at 10:48 PM
No one will top this
One of my favorite sides to make when serving fish rn: chop cucumber, heirloom tomatoes, red onion, and jalapeno into a bowl. Add chickpeas, pepper and TJ’s refrigerated greed goddess dressing. Mix and serve.
February 8, 2026 at 8:16 PM
One of my favorite sides to make when serving fish rn: chop cucumber, heirloom tomatoes, red onion, and jalapeno into a bowl. Add chickpeas, pepper and TJ’s refrigerated greed goddess dressing. Mix and serve.
Exactly
I don’t the mental capacity to manage an alt or whatever so you get one account with porn and my dumb skeets about video games and music!
February 8, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Exactly
The concept of Jennifer Tilly on subreddits
February 8, 2026 at 3:15 AM
The concept of Jennifer Tilly on subreddits
Too much preworkout and the new daphni album has me feeling like I’m rolling at the gym
February 8, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Too much preworkout and the new daphni album has me feeling like I’m rolling at the gym
Flex x FC Friday
February 6, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Flex x FC Friday
Eric is so stupid it’s actually crazy
February 6, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Eric is so stupid it’s actually crazy
I’m exhausted from pretending people’s goldendoodles are cute
February 5, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I’m exhausted from pretending people’s goldendoodles are cute