Me at the bar listening to a dear elder queer’s take on Rebel Heart
February 13, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Me at the bar listening to a dear elder queer’s take on Rebel Heart
Was just informed that I am - contrary to popular belief - a very bad boy.
February 12, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Was just informed that I am - contrary to popular belief - a very bad boy.
This is not where I got it btw. Sorry, sweet teas.
February 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
This is not where I got it btw. Sorry, sweet teas.
Me ordering dicks
February 11, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Me ordering dicks
I will not be posting a picture of this cake on a platform where you can zoom in on images. It’s ugly. BUT 🤚 it does taste good.
February 8, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I will not be posting a picture of this cake on a platform where you can zoom in on images. It’s ugly. BUT 🤚 it does taste good.
Don’t act like you’ve never boiled a pomelo at 6:00am before
February 8, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Don’t act like you’ve never boiled a pomelo at 6:00am before
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Love language? Babe, I can barely speak English.
February 8, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Love language? Babe, I can barely speak English.
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my third (woah) album 'you will become morbid if you're not careful' is up for pre-order today with a new song called 'hollow' only available on band camp this week.
for the entire month of february i will be donating all proceeds to the Portland Immigrant Rights Coalition.
for the entire month of february i will be donating all proceeds to the Portland Immigrant Rights Coalition.
you will become morbid if you're not careful, by dorothea jane
9 track album
dorotheajane.bandcamp.com
February 6, 2026 at 4:32 PM
my third (woah) album 'you will become morbid if you're not careful' is up for pre-order today with a new song called 'hollow' only available on band camp this week.
for the entire month of february i will be donating all proceeds to the Portland Immigrant Rights Coalition.
for the entire month of february i will be donating all proceeds to the Portland Immigrant Rights Coalition.
Have y’all heard of trash?
February 6, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Have y’all heard of trash?
Would anyone like to join me on the 14th for a decadent and garlic-heavy dinner?
February 3, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Would anyone like to join me on the 14th for a decadent and garlic-heavy dinner?
I’ll marry whoever meets me at the airport. But only if they’re hot and I’m in a good mood after my flight.
January 30, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I’ll marry whoever meets me at the airport. But only if they’re hot and I’m in a good mood after my flight.
Getting boyfriends is easy. Just be pure of heart and hot as fuck.
January 28, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Getting boyfriends is easy. Just be pure of heart and hot as fuck.
If the world were verifiably ending in a week, companies would jack up their prices so they could make record profits one last time.
January 26, 2026 at 5:55 PM
If the world were verifiably ending in a week, companies would jack up their prices so they could make record profits one last time.
The way this soft boiled egg exploded when I dropped it. Should’ve been him.
January 25, 2026 at 12:26 AM
The way this soft boiled egg exploded when I dropped it. Should’ve been him.
ICE is the terrorist force the American government has always dreamed of creating. Abolishing ICE is just the first step.
January 24, 2026 at 4:42 PM
ICE is the terrorist force the American government has always dreamed of creating. Abolishing ICE is just the first step.
lunga by Lilllie West and Baths is a perfect song.
January 24, 2026 at 4:18 PM
lunga by Lilllie West and Baths is a perfect song.
One thing about wrestling singlets and such items is that they don’t make sense on me. You put me in one and it’s like… riiiiight.
January 23, 2026 at 10:57 PM
One thing about wrestling singlets and such items is that they don’t make sense on me. You put me in one and it’s like… riiiiight.
How heavily should your cocks play into my decision about where to go for my PhD?
January 23, 2026 at 10:02 PM
How heavily should your cocks play into my decision about where to go for my PhD?
The Bone Temple has forced a hard stop on me saying “how’s that”
January 23, 2026 at 9:33 PM
The Bone Temple has forced a hard stop on me saying “how’s that”
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gay people - tonight! (just show up at the door and it’ll be free!!! wink wink!!!) 🌀🌀🌀
new yorkers - come to the premiere of the movie i made! next friday! it’s award-winning, bitch!!!
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January 23, 2026 at 6:31 PM
gay people - tonight! (just show up at the door and it’ll be free!!! wink wink!!!) 🌀🌀🌀
This guy was trying to make small talk about the snow storm like “I don’t think I’m prepared!” Dude, the forecast here is sunny with 0 precipitation. Utah is desperate to be included.
January 23, 2026 at 3:06 PM
This guy was trying to make small talk about the snow storm like “I don’t think I’m prepared!” Dude, the forecast here is sunny with 0 precipitation. Utah is desperate to be included.
utah politicians when the sky is browned out by pollution for a month straight
fuck a bluesky
January 21, 2026 at 6:57 PM
utah politicians when the sky is browned out by pollution for a month straight
I could never love a person who uses febreeze
January 21, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I could never love a person who uses febreeze