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Jackie Hovey
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Mother. Lawyer. Tax Analyst. Writer. Math, history, and language enthusiast. USN Cold War vet. Voluntary Anti-fascist. Ex-wife of malignant narcissist. Daughter of deceased Alzheimer's patient. Neurodivergent.
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Trump's plan seems to be:

bomb random Venezuelans in fishing boats
so that "terrorist" Maduro will retaliate
so that Congress will declare war
so that he can send in the clean-shaven troops
to fight fight fight

so that we'll stop talking about Epstein

and he can be a manly War-Time President
So it looks like Venezuela will be the wag the dog thing.

I know that it's bad to root for Guiteau. Maybe Ronald McDonald will finally get him instead.

But I still believe there is no other realistic moment at which our current trajectory ends.
so either a hardcore maga who has just been told he's stupid & his support isn't wanted is gonna turn out to be the Guiteau of our time

or there will be some big wag the dog thing intended to draw everyone's attention or cause riots & invocation of the Insurrection Act

something's gotta give
Stephen Miller can't hide on a military base forever.
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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I’m watching the parade on pcock rn so I dunno if it’s live or not

I am currently looking at the wings guy talking about the history of balloons
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
<repeats sad, tired joke/humble brag>

Facts like these two 👇, plus $1.79 US, will get me a large soft drink of my choice at my local McDonald's. So I've got that going for me.

(The second one is why I don't participate in our trivialized national rituals known as "Thanksgiving" & "Black Friday.")
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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And if the sources are actually from Russian Railways, then it’s not surprising that it wasn’t mentioned.

Part of the decline is due to Russian Railways inability to meet demand.

They want you to believe everything is someone else’s fault.
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Trump's plan seems to be:

bomb random Venezuelans in fishing boats
so that "terrorist" Maduro will retaliate
so that Congress will declare war
so that he can send in the clean-shaven troops
to fight fight fight

so that we'll stop talking about Epstein

and he can be a manly War-Time President
So it looks like Venezuela will be the wag the dog thing.

I know that it's bad to root for Guiteau. Maybe Ronald McDonald will finally get him instead.

But I still believe there is no other realistic moment at which our current trajectory ends.
so either a hardcore maga who has just been told he's stupid & his support isn't wanted is gonna turn out to be the Guiteau of our time

or there will be some big wag the dog thing intended to draw everyone's attention or cause riots & invocation of the Insurrection Act

something's gotta give
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Walter Cronkite on CBS delivering the announcement of JFK’s death, 62 years ago today.
November 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Seventy years ago today, the Soviet Union conducted its first test of a two-stage thermonuclear bomb at the Semipalatinsk Test Site in Kazakhstan. The parachute-retarded device was dropped from a Tu-16 bomber and exploded at a height of 5,085 feet. The yield was 1.6 Megatons, the largest test there.
November 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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An Important Message for this Thanksgiving Season: ⬇️
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
"Police procedural? Like, what's that?" - Natalie Greene and Co-Conspirator 1, probably
permanently scarring your face, neck, and chest as part of the worst-planned hoax attack ever is unbelievably funny
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Past is prologue.

In 1933, during the Great Depression, a group of wealthy businessmen tried to overthrow the US government and install a fascist dictator to protect their own interests.

And everything that led to it feels way too familiar right now.

This is not a history lesson, it’s a warning.
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
This morning I went to my lurker account on X to see what's trending in that cesspool, and of course it was cesspooling as expected, and after scrolling for a minute or two I left and came here

and this was at the top of my feed

Thank you @peterpaulrubens.bsky.social for being here
Good morning! Driving the cattle out to pasture early on a windy day, 1653. Painted by Paulus Potter, who was born on this day in 1625.
November 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Yesterday's meeting with MBS has done nothing to dissuade me from this theory.
Guys, it's time for some game theory.

It's becoming clear to me that the goal here is the same as the goal of private equity: a leveraged buyout, then gut us, then force us into bankruptcy, then sell our remains for pennies on the dollar.

My question now is, to whom are they selling us?
@radiofreetom.bsky.social Tom, does it seem to you at all that things are being rushed? Wouldn't the better strategy have been to gradually build up to the point where the military intervention was seen as inevitable and necessary, instead of hastily slapped together with ICE cosplay guys?
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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always exciting to find out what fresh hell awaits us this week
November 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I missed this in my 1931 stuff

this symbol was still okay
November 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I guess Trump always wanted to be part of the horsey set.
November 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
This is me at 15. I'm a child.
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Even before yesterday's #BlowingBubba fun, at my house we've been predicting that Trump will be gone by Christmas, one way or another.

Personally, I'm hoping for a cerebral event that leaves him conscious but unable to communicate except for ringing a bell.

Looking more likely every day LOL
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Any deadpools out there that a US person of modest means can join?

Asking for a friend who is waiting for someone to stroke out bigly.
November 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
If the #BlowingBubba email is a Democratic hoax, why was it removed from the House Oversight documents?

I'll bet петух knows.
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM