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June
@jejunebug.bsky.social
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In my darker moments, i fear that I'm grunglercoded
September 9, 2025 at 1:12 PM
stories about dudes chasing t-girls as some sorta half-step femboy fetish object is where our culture is now.
stories about dudes chasing t-men, however, is the future
August 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
My online GC of people largely some five-or-so years older than me are Increasingly posting boomer-esque memes. We can't wait for the bad people to die; we keep making them
July 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I didn't grow up w a lot of swedish tv so it's very funny when my roommate is like "you don't know Dr. Crapper??" and he shows me the most German looking, bound-to-go viral with a caption of "what's going on in Europe 🤣" clip of some dudes running around in a park w shitty costumes sayin fart jokes
June 27, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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i think in a few decades we will view what being online has done to certain peoples brains the way we view the effects of lead poisoning on society
June 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I have through choices intentional and inadvertent ended up in a situation where I'm mainly hanging out with women who are dyslexic. Not sure what it means
June 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Roman Sands RE:Build is the biggest, surest, meanest, slickest GOTY pick of 2025. Lock the fuck in now Gamer, invest early and you too can win a massive Cultural->Social capital ROI
June 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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You know how MCUification made any piece of shit movie from the 20th century look good because it is on film and is lit on purpose? I think that people who are raised on demonic undulating AI vids will find solace in the handmade human touch of Spiderman and Elsa costume/nursery rhyme CGI videos
June 3, 2025 at 12:58 PM
*guy who has just accidentally gained media literacy* much like how vulcans perform mindmelds, autistic people will perform 4 hour "goon sessions" on discord vc
May 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
wrote about my forever topics: Hating on gardening, and garbage
jejunebug.substack.com/p/a-patchwor...
a patchwork of the permanently disjointed
seedbed bouldering
jejunebug.substack.com
May 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Your GRANDCHILDREN are going to need GRANDCHILDREN lawyers.
April 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Substance is temporary, Style is Forever!!
April 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Not sure how wise it is to publicly cultivate a Strugglecore aesthetic
April 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Yakuza 3 so good without a redditor in ya ear telling you it's nasty
April 8, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Why did everyone pretend that Fallout show was good, what was up with that
April 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
trying to determine if it's just the One mutual that's causing my discovery feed to be flooded with inflation and TF fetish art. is it a spiders georg kinda situation, or a hidden cabal of Berryboy Lovers that I unwittingly follow. it's an online predicament, to be sure
March 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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i have zero interest in most modern low budget shlock because it’s doing this self conscious “haha so bad it’s good just like the 80s!” thing. but you can’t produce that intellectually. you need to be trying to make a normal movie and have it come out wrong because you’re a crazy person
March 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Excitement resurfacing in my guts as I realize my current project is insane
I've gotten so bogged down in logistics I forgot this crucial fact
Swing with a metal bat for electrified fences!!!
March 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
When are we as a society gonna get back to buy me pizza and touch my butt
March 9, 2025 at 1:09 PM
800€ for genius, concorde-speed silicone in your computer. it will calculate 300'000 glorpshits per second (GPS) for you in your homecile (home domicile). you can't buy it anywhere.
March 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
today my masters only had me working 5 hours at the #goop factory. yippee!!!!!
March 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
11 hour shift in the #goop factory
March 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
12,5 hour shift at the #goop factory
March 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
hoping that cocomelon becomes a verb soon. it's so real. cocomeloned, cocomeloning, etc.
intentionally engaging in audio/visual over-stimulation to make yourself regress into childlike pacification
March 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
after a 10 hour shift, and moderately inebriated, i tune into the AMD GPU announcement and let soothing PR speak wash over me in nonsense words. all is right in the world
February 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM