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@jeffunktified.bsky.social
Seriously, I’m not serious but I am a critically thinking person and hope we have a light hearted yet humorless conversation about superficial issues that matter most, and I stand on that
If anyone is hungry, I got shrimp creole on deck
November 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If anyone is hungry, I got shrimp creole on deck
Cottonport Elementary to have delayed start on Thursday because it was that freaking cold outside this morning 🚓 🥶 www.kalb.com/2025/11/13/c...
Cottonport Elementary to have delayed start on Thursday
Delayed start for Cottonport Elementary.
www.kalb.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Cottonport Elementary to have delayed start on Thursday because it was that freaking cold outside this morning 🚓 🥶 www.kalb.com/2025/11/13/c...
During a fishing trip, he began to hear whisperings from whales attempting to sink his boat warning each other about an approaching tsunami.. “It sounded kinds crazy to be honest…” www.bbc.com/future/artic...
'It sounded kind of crazy': How ripples in the high atmosphere warned scientists of a tsunami in real time
Tsunamis are notoriously difficult to spot on the open ocean as they race towards shore. But in the summer of 2025, scientists watched one unfold as it happened.
www.bbc.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
During a fishing trip, he began to hear whisperings from whales attempting to sink his boat warning each other about an approaching tsunami.. “It sounded kinds crazy to be honest…” www.bbc.com/future/artic...
Beautiful Centaur ladies let creativity flow during craft night with hoof painting www.ksla.com/2025/11/09/c...
Centaur ladies let creativity flow during craft night
The ladies of the Krewe of Centaur come together for an arts and crafts night.
www.ksla.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Beautiful Centaur ladies let creativity flow during craft night with hoof painting www.ksla.com/2025/11/09/c...
A haunted and very dangerous Halloween fog made an unwelcome return yesterday morning closing parts of I-49 from exit 155 to exit 162 due to multiple crashes; 1 dead www.ksla.com/2025/11/05/p...
Part of I-49 closed from exit 155 to exit 162 due to multiple crashes; 1 dead
Seek alternate routes around the area of I-49 northbound near exits 155 and 162.
www.ksla.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
A haunted and very dangerous Halloween fog made an unwelcome return yesterday morning closing parts of I-49 from exit 155 to exit 162 due to multiple crashes; 1 dead www.ksla.com/2025/11/05/p...
While the Maga Party holds the entire Constitutional Republic hostage to its authoritarian demands, DIA requests to use airport revenue to pay air traffic controllers www.kktv.com/2025/11/06/d...
DIA requests to use airport revenue to pay air traffic controllers
The Denver International Airport (DIA) said it submitted a request to the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) on Wednesday, asking if the airport can use its own funds to pay air traffic controllers...
www.kktv.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
While the Maga Party holds the entire Constitutional Republic hostage to its authoritarian demands, DIA requests to use airport revenue to pay air traffic controllers www.kktv.com/2025/11/06/d...
After decades of abusing kids and settlement payouts to victims, repeated satanic and perverted sexual rituals by leaders of the church have taken its toll on the Diocese of Alexandria as they file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy www.kalb.com/2025/10/31/d...
Diocese of Alexandria files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy
Bishop Robert Marshall provides full statement on the diocese’s decision
www.kalb.com
November 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
After decades of abusing kids and settlement payouts to victims, repeated satanic and perverted sexual rituals by leaders of the church have taken its toll on the Diocese of Alexandria as they file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy www.kalb.com/2025/10/31/d...
With loosened regulations concerning air traffic controllers and their availability to even work nowadays, AEX announces the return of United flights in May of 2026 🥳 www.kalb.com/2025/10/31/a...
AEX announces the return of United flights
United Airlines is heading back to Cenla, AEX announced.
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November 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
With loosened regulations concerning air traffic controllers and their availability to even work nowadays, AEX announces the return of United flights in May of 2026 🥳 www.kalb.com/2025/10/31/a...
🚨🚨🚨 Free gumbo meals in Grant Parish on November 3‼️ www.kalb.com/2025/10/30/f...
Free gumbo meals in Grant Parish on November 3
List of locations for free gumbo pick-ups in Grant Parish.
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November 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
🚨🚨🚨 Free gumbo meals in Grant Parish on November 3‼️ www.kalb.com/2025/10/30/f...
After nearly two weeks, in maga governor Gregg Abbotts state of Texas, on I-20 W near Waskom, over by truck the scales, is still closed due to wreck
www.ksla.com/2025/10/15/i...
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I-20 W near Waskom closed due to wreck
Part of I-20 W near Waskom closed at around 5 a.m. on Wednesday, Oct. 15, due to an accident.
www.ksla.com
October 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
After nearly two weeks, in maga governor Gregg Abbotts state of Texas, on I-20 W near Waskom, over by truck the scales, is still closed due to wreck
www.ksla.com/2025/10/15/i...
www.ksla.com/2025/10/15/i...
LSU names stern looking Verge Ausberry as interim looking athletic director after Scott Woodward’s sudden looking departure.
#GeauxTigahs 🐅 🐯
www.ksla.com/2025/10/31/l...
#GeauxTigahs 🐅 🐯
www.ksla.com/2025/10/31/l...
LSU names Verge Ausberry interim athletic director after Scott Woodward’s departure
Former LSU linebacker and administrator will lead search for new football coach after mutual agreement ends Woodward’s six-year tenure
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October 31, 2025 at 9:58 PM
LSU names stern looking Verge Ausberry as interim looking athletic director after Scott Woodward’s sudden looking departure.
#GeauxTigahs 🐅 🐯
www.ksla.com/2025/10/31/l...
#GeauxTigahs 🐅 🐯
www.ksla.com/2025/10/31/l...
‘It’s a bit scary, haunting, terrifying and spooky 👻 🎃 ’: Residents from small town in Godknowswhere, Ms. react to aggressive monkeys infected with God knows what, on the loose from a medical institution from God knows where, after crash with God knows who ☹️😔🥸
www.ksla.com/2025/10/31/i...
www.ksla.com/2025/10/31/i...
‘It’s a bit scary’: Residents in small town react to aggressive monkeys on the loose after crash
Those in the small town of Heidelberg are dealing with the reality that aggressive monkeys are on the loose after a trailer carrying them overturned.
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October 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
‘It’s a bit scary, haunting, terrifying and spooky 👻 🎃 ’: Residents from small town in Godknowswhere, Ms. react to aggressive monkeys infected with God knows what, on the loose from a medical institution from God knows where, after crash with God knows who ☹️😔🥸
www.ksla.com/2025/10/31/i...
www.ksla.com/2025/10/31/i...
We as Americans should start introducing ourselves as … name and who we voted for in 2024
Just so we can cut immediately to the chase and not find out at Thanksgiving
Just so we can cut immediately to the chase and not find out at Thanksgiving
October 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
We as Americans should start introducing ourselves as … name and who we voted for in 2024
Just so we can cut immediately to the chase and not find out at Thanksgiving
Just so we can cut immediately to the chase and not find out at Thanksgiving
In a truly Russian-esque F-America move, the US government will stop all food assistance programs and payments next week. If they weren’t really eating dogs and cats in Springfield last year, they will be this year 🐕 🐈 🔥 www.bbc.com/news/article...
Food stamps: US government says it will stop paying for food aid next week
Food stamps will not be distributed from November due to the ongoing shutdown, it said.
www.bbc.com
October 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
In a truly Russian-esque F-America move, the US government will stop all food assistance programs and payments next week. If they weren’t really eating dogs and cats in Springfield last year, they will be this year 🐕 🐈 🔥 www.bbc.com/news/article...
I bought 100lbs of rice and 10 pounds of beans the day after the election last year because I knew what’s happening today, was going to happen back then
October 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I bought 100lbs of rice and 10 pounds of beans the day after the election last year because I knew what’s happening today, was going to happen back then
Stop-work order issued to bridge crew. “Leave bridge gravel and substandard, even for 20th century standards, until thr run-around-the run-aaround permit is permitted” krdo.com/news/top-sto...
Stop-work order issued for bridge maintenance project in Colorado Springs
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (KRDO) — A $315,000 project to repair a century-old bridge has closed a street for the past month and is scheduled to be finished
krdo.com
October 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Stop-work order issued to bridge crew. “Leave bridge gravel and substandard, even for 20th century standards, until thr run-around-the run-aaround permit is permitted” krdo.com/news/top-sto...
After dealing a death blow to cattle and soybean farmers with tariffs, Clay Higgins has the gaul to ask Trump to pause all shrimp imports amid radioactive contamination fears 🤯 www.ksla.com/2025/10/23/c...
Clay Higgins asks Trump to pause all shrimp imports amid radioactive contamination fears
Rep. Clay Higgins has sent a letter to President Donald Trump urging an immediate halt on shrimp imports, citing ongoing concerns over radioactive contamination.
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October 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
After dealing a death blow to cattle and soybean farmers with tariffs, Clay Higgins has the gaul to ask Trump to pause all shrimp imports amid radioactive contamination fears 🤯 www.ksla.com/2025/10/23/c...
Safe Street Trade Zone opens in Pineville …. first of its kind in America www.kalb.com/2025/10/24/s...
Safe Trade Zone opens in Pineville
PPD announced a safe Trade Zone in their station parking lot is now available.
www.kalb.com
October 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Safe Street Trade Zone opens in Pineville …. first of its kind in America www.kalb.com/2025/10/24/s...
Jeff Landry, the maga governor of Louisiana that stood by and watched another guy from Louisiana kick millions of Louisianans off of food assistance, signs emergency order for food assistance www.kalb.com/2025/10/24/l...
Louisiana governor signs emergency order for food assistance
Gov. Jeff Landry signed an emergency order Friday approving food assistance benefits through November for children, elderly and disabled people as concerns mount over a potential federal shutdown.
www.kalb.com
October 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Jeff Landry, the maga governor of Louisiana that stood by and watched another guy from Louisiana kick millions of Louisianans off of food assistance, signs emergency order for food assistance www.kalb.com/2025/10/24/l...
Reservoir in Colorado Springs temporarily closed. Efforts underway clean out everything from dog toys, fishing rods, loose chains to lawn mowers. www.9news.com/article/news...
Colorado reservoir closed to public after nearly 1,000 dog toys removed from water
Colorado Springs Utilities said animal activity in the water is linked to toxic algae and E. coli. – the reservoir sits inside Stratton Open Space.
www.9news.com
October 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Reservoir in Colorado Springs temporarily closed. Efforts underway clean out everything from dog toys, fishing rods, loose chains to lawn mowers. www.9news.com/article/news...
I’m the last person in America that isn’t incarcerated or worse… to find out that Oklahoma City won the NBA championship
Bring home the Branstons
#BranstonsPickle
#ReleaseTheEpstein_Files
Bring home the Branstons
#BranstonsPickle
#ReleaseTheEpstein_Files
Nick Collison's retired jersey getting some company in the rafters
October 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I’m the last person in America that isn’t incarcerated or worse… to find out that Oklahoma City won the NBA championship
Bring home the Branstons
#BranstonsPickle
#ReleaseTheEpstein_Files
Bring home the Branstons
#BranstonsPickle
#ReleaseTheEpstein_Files
After blow back from the clap back, the Senate Republicans get crammed into the suddenly smaller White House aka: Halfway House, as the shutdown drags into fourth week www.ksla.com/2025/10/21/s...
Trump hosts Senate Republicans at renovated White House as the shutdown drags into fourth week
Hundreds of thousands of federal workers will miss another paycheck in the coming days and states are sounding warnings that key federal programs will soon lapse completely.
www.ksla.com
October 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
After blow back from the clap back, the Senate Republicans get crammed into the suddenly smaller White House aka: Halfway House, as the shutdown drags into fourth week www.ksla.com/2025/10/21/s...
October 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
It’s official ☹️ 😞 …
All that poo infested water and worse… that maga governor Ron DeSantis released into the Gulf of Mexico a few years back has caused the largest sargassum bloom in the mid Atlantic since at least the Mesozoic period
unionrayo.com/en/great-atl...
All that poo infested water and worse… that maga governor Ron DeSantis released into the Gulf of Mexico a few years back has caused the largest sargassum bloom in the mid Atlantic since at least the Mesozoic period
unionrayo.com/en/great-atl...
It's official—the Great Atlantic Sargassum Belt has become an unprecedented ocean phenomenon, fueled by nutrients from the Amazon, fertilizers, and sewage
Since a few years ago, scientists have been observing something strange happening in the Atlantic Ocean. They saw a huge brown layer spreading through the
unionrayo.com
October 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It’s official ☹️ 😞 …
All that poo infested water and worse… that maga governor Ron DeSantis released into the Gulf of Mexico a few years back has caused the largest sargassum bloom in the mid Atlantic since at least the Mesozoic period
unionrayo.com/en/great-atl...
All that poo infested water and worse… that maga governor Ron DeSantis released into the Gulf of Mexico a few years back has caused the largest sargassum bloom in the mid Atlantic since at least the Mesozoic period
unionrayo.com/en/great-atl...
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Laura Loomer…. the new Fed Chair???? 😱
August 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Laura Loomer…. the new Fed Chair???? 😱