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Seriously, I’m not serious but I am a critically thinking person and hope we have a light hearted yet humorless conversation about superficial issues that matter most, and I stand on that
Morning backyard scavenging. Will a dead spider with accompanying ants be enough to satisfy my morning hunger? The extremely high grocery prices that maga president Trump caused says no, it will not.

#ReleaseTheEpstein_Files
September 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
What a fruitful day of being a backyard scavenge due to the extremely high grocery prices that Present Trump caused as an entire vertebrae has flown into my yard and is eating the bait that I laid

#ReleaseTheEpstein_Files
September 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Another fruitful day of backyard scavenging due to the high grocery prices as this spider devours this housefly
#HouseflySky
#WebOfLies
September 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Grocery bills high? Try backyard scavenging. One grain of rice will expose an entire ant colony

#TrumpricesAreUp
#SavageScavage
September 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Another day of productive scavenging due to the Trump grocery prices. Housefly with accompanying ants.

#HouseFlySky
#ReleaseTheEpstein_Flies
August 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
After barley affording groceries for the past few months due to the extremely high costs that Trump caused, I stumbled across a potential meal. Tree grub with accompanying ants. Bonapetite
#TreeGrubHub
#ReleaseTheEpstien_Files
August 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Housefly nonchalantly doing some arm washing
#HouseflySky
August 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Spent all day getting this guy cleaned up off the syrup he got himself stuck in, but still can’t get the last bit off… 😩
July 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I don’t know how this happened. Never seen it before in my life
July 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM