e.g. Jeff Lastname
@jeffunktified.bsky.social
Seriously, I’m not serious but I am a critically thinking person and hope we have a light hearted yet humorless conversation about superficial issues that matter most, and I stand on that
If anyone is hungry, I got shrimp creole on deck
November 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If anyone is hungry, I got shrimp creole on deck
I bought 100lbs of rice and 10 pounds of beans the day after the election last year because I knew what’s happening today, was going to happen back then
October 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I bought 100lbs of rice and 10 pounds of beans the day after the election last year because I knew what’s happening today, was going to happen back then
October 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
3 months ago this guy was a stray cat, now he owns the bed
October 19, 2025 at 6:46 AM
3 months ago this guy was a stray cat, now he owns the bed
What if he’s loading up boats with the Epstein Files and blowing it up in front of everyone??
October 15, 2025 at 6:04 AM
What if he’s loading up boats with the Epstein Files and blowing it up in front of everyone??
I call these things “cooking pliers”
October 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I call these things “cooking pliers”
Good morning BlueSky Blue Crew from Colorado by way of Louisiana
October 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Good morning BlueSky Blue Crew from Colorado by way of Louisiana
Another fruitful morning of backyard scavenging due to the extremely high grocery prices that the Republican Party has created, as a cicada conveniently flies into my hand to be eaten
October 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Another fruitful morning of backyard scavenging due to the extremely high grocery prices that the Republican Party has created, as a cicada conveniently flies into my hand to be eaten
Those American farmers saw this picture on Twitter last year, and decided this was worth more than holding on to their farms
September 28, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Those American farmers saw this picture on Twitter last year, and decided this was worth more than holding on to their farms
Made a gumbo using nothing but this week’s accumulation from my backyard scavenging due to the extremely high grocery prices that the maga republican president caused
#ReleaseTheEpstein_Files
#ReleaseTheEpstein_Files
September 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Made a gumbo using nothing but this week’s accumulation from my backyard scavenging due to the extremely high grocery prices that the maga republican president caused
#ReleaseTheEpstein_Files
#ReleaseTheEpstein_Files
Morning backyard scavenging. Will a dead spider with accompanying ants be enough to satisfy my morning hunger? The extremely high grocery prices that maga president Trump caused says no, it will not.
#ReleaseTheEpstein_Files
#ReleaseTheEpstein_Files
September 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Morning backyard scavenging. Will a dead spider with accompanying ants be enough to satisfy my morning hunger? The extremely high grocery prices that maga president Trump caused says no, it will not.
#ReleaseTheEpstein_Files
#ReleaseTheEpstein_Files
What a fruitful day of being a backyard scavenge due to the extremely high grocery prices that Present Trump caused as an entire vertebrae has flown into my yard and is eating the bait that I laid
#ReleaseTheEpstein_Files
#ReleaseTheEpstein_Files
September 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
What a fruitful day of being a backyard scavenge due to the extremely high grocery prices that Present Trump caused as an entire vertebrae has flown into my yard and is eating the bait that I laid
#ReleaseTheEpstein_Files
#ReleaseTheEpstein_Files
“Hi Im Trev , I like to golf in khakis and sandals”
September 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
“Hi Im Trev , I like to golf in khakis and sandals”
Another fruitful day of backyard scavenging due to the high grocery prices as this spider devours this housefly
#HouseflySky
#WebOfLies
#HouseflySky
#WebOfLies
September 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Another fruitful day of backyard scavenging due to the high grocery prices as this spider devours this housefly
#HouseflySky
#WebOfLies
#HouseflySky
#WebOfLies
Grocery bills high? Try backyard scavenging. One grain of rice will expose an entire ant colony
#TrumpricesAreUp
#SavageScavage
#TrumpricesAreUp
#SavageScavage
September 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Grocery bills high? Try backyard scavenging. One grain of rice will expose an entire ant colony
#TrumpricesAreUp
#SavageScavage
#TrumpricesAreUp
#SavageScavage
Another day of productive scavenging due to the Trump grocery prices. Housefly with accompanying ants.
#HouseFlySky
#ReleaseTheEpstein_Flies
#HouseFlySky
#ReleaseTheEpstein_Flies
August 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Another day of productive scavenging due to the Trump grocery prices. Housefly with accompanying ants.
#HouseFlySky
#ReleaseTheEpstein_Flies
#HouseFlySky
#ReleaseTheEpstein_Flies
After barley affording groceries for the past few months due to the extremely high costs that Trump caused, I stumbled across a potential meal. Tree grub with accompanying ants. Bonapetite
#TreeGrubHub
#ReleaseTheEpstien_Files
#TreeGrubHub
#ReleaseTheEpstien_Files
August 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
After barley affording groceries for the past few months due to the extremely high costs that Trump caused, I stumbled across a potential meal. Tree grub with accompanying ants. Bonapetite
#TreeGrubHub
#ReleaseTheEpstien_Files
#TreeGrubHub
#ReleaseTheEpstien_Files
Can somebody explain this event in the new Army Fitness Test? Looks like operating a floor buffer for 2:28 minutes (males) or 3:25 for females gets you a score of 60?
August 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Can somebody explain this event in the new Army Fitness Test? Looks like operating a floor buffer for 2:28 minutes (males) or 3:25 for females gets you a score of 60?
Housefly nonchalantly doing some arm washing
#HouseflySky
#HouseflySky
August 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Housefly nonchalantly doing some arm washing
#HouseflySky
#HouseflySky
I sense were moments away from a pardon of “Jizz-lane”
August 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I sense were moments away from a pardon of “Jizz-lane”
It’ll always be….
July 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
It’ll always be….
Spent all day getting this guy cleaned up off the syrup he got himself stuck in, but still can’t get the last bit off… 😩
July 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Spent all day getting this guy cleaned up off the syrup he got himself stuck in, but still can’t get the last bit off… 😩
I don’t know how this happened. Never seen it before in my life
July 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I don’t know how this happened. Never seen it before in my life
DM bots on Instagram are relentless, but they’re easy to detect
July 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM
DM bots on Instagram are relentless, but they’re easy to detect