e.g. Jeff Lastname
@jeffunktified.bsky.social
Seriously, I’m not serious but I am a critically thinking person and hope we have a light hearted yet humorless conversation about superficial issues that matter most, and I stand on that
If we want midterms in November, better impeach and remove him now. The longer this goes on and the closer to midterms we get, we won’t have free and fair midterms if he’s around in November
January 30, 2026 at 1:28 AM
If we want midterms in November, better impeach and remove him now. The longer this goes on and the closer to midterms we get, we won’t have free and fair midterms if he’s around in November
Our president came in the kitchen, crapped all down the kitchen sink, and to “clean it up” he washed it down the plumbing with the hot water spray ….
…. Then wants us to stfu and let him cook
…. Then wants us to stfu and let him cook
January 29, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Our president came in the kitchen, crapped all down the kitchen sink, and to “clean it up” he washed it down the plumbing with the hot water spray ….
…. Then wants us to stfu and let him cook
…. Then wants us to stfu and let him cook
This is what I meant by “yellow rice”
January 27, 2026 at 6:24 PM
This is what I meant by “yellow rice”
Even AI knows the president is violating his oath
January 27, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Even AI knows the president is violating his oath
Real heros wear road guard vests and hand out donuts to ICE protesters
Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.
January 25, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Real heros wear road guard vests and hand out donuts to ICE protesters
I think it’s probably warmer on the moon in direct sunlight than it is outside in Minnesota right now
January 24, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I think it’s probably warmer on the moon in direct sunlight than it is outside in Minnesota right now
🚨🚨🚨 I have just made a deal with the EU to end the tariffs and to buy each others bonds. Effective today, the US will invest 22 Badillion Jillion dollars into the EU economy to build back the trust eroded by the worlds most famous (and rich) pedophile
January 23, 2026 at 4:07 PM
🚨🚨🚨 I have just made a deal with the EU to end the tariffs and to buy each others bonds. Effective today, the US will invest 22 Badillion Jillion dollars into the EU economy to build back the trust eroded by the worlds most famous (and rich) pedophile
Grateful for my selenium network this morning
January 22, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Grateful for my selenium network this morning
Tina Peters shown fighting with an incarcerated woman who referred to her as “Pina Teeters” in the phone line www.cpr.org/2026/01/20/t...
Former Mesa County Clerk Tina Peters involved in prison altercation, Department of Corrections says
Peters appears in a video to grab another inmate by the neck and shove her. No injuries were reported and an investigation is underway.
www.cpr.org
January 21, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Tina Peters shown fighting with an incarcerated woman who referred to her as “Pina Teeters” in the phone line www.cpr.org/2026/01/20/t...
How is it that we have come to use the word “misinformation” as something that is false and unreliable, but anyone who is referred to as Mr. Information is highly knowledgeable?
January 21, 2026 at 2:24 AM
How is it that we have come to use the word “misinformation” as something that is false and unreliable, but anyone who is referred to as Mr. Information is highly knowledgeable?
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Still waiting for the FBI to RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
January 16, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Still waiting for the FBI to RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
In an act reminiscent of the 09 Somali Pirates and Jean Lafitte. the US Navy led by self proclaimed “Trumpbeard the Pirate” seizes a sixth sanctioned tanker it says has ties to Venezuela in Trumpbeard’s effort to control its oil www.ksla.com/2026/01/15/u...
US seizes sixth sanctioned tanker it says has ties to Venezuela in Trump’s effort to control its oil
US forces in the Caribbean Sea seize another sanctioned oil tanker the Trump administration says had ties to Venezuela.
www.ksla.com
January 15, 2026 at 5:50 PM
In an act reminiscent of the 09 Somali Pirates and Jean Lafitte. the US Navy led by self proclaimed “Trumpbeard the Pirate” seizes a sixth sanctioned tanker it says has ties to Venezuela in Trumpbeard’s effort to control its oil www.ksla.com/2026/01/15/u...
I have seen into an alternate timeline where today is the 31st anniversary of the Bojinka Attacks because H Ross Perot didn’t run in 1992 and HW Bush won reelection 😱
January 15, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I have seen into an alternate timeline where today is the 31st anniversary of the Bojinka Attacks because H Ross Perot didn’t run in 1992 and HW Bush won reelection 😱
5 more days until we’ve reached the 1 year point of the regimes coup on America
January 15, 2026 at 3:24 PM
5 more days until we’ve reached the 1 year point of the regimes coup on America
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A Jennings man accused of providing fentanyl to a pregnant woman, was actually the woman’s new “abortion provider” due to current circumstances caused by rampant Christian Nationalism, leading to overdose that killed unborn baby www.ksla.com/2026/01/14/j...
Jennings man accused of providing fentanyl to pregnant woman, leading to overdose that killed unborn baby
A Jennings man is behind bars after police said he provided fentanyl to a pregnant woman, who lost her nearly full-term baby after an overdose.
www.ksla.com
January 15, 2026 at 12:40 AM
A Jennings man accused of providing fentanyl to a pregnant woman, was actually the woman’s new “abortion provider” due to current circumstances caused by rampant Christian Nationalism, leading to overdose that killed unborn baby www.ksla.com/2026/01/14/j...
In what may be a consequence of having a SCOTUS that overturned RoevWade, a Jennings woman now stands accused of taking fentanyl and heroin while pregnant, ending her pregnancy www.kalb.com/2026/01/13/j...
Jennings woman accused of taking fentanyl and heroin while
Investigators say medical professionals repeatedly warned her about the risks to her unborn child.
www.kalb.com
January 13, 2026 at 7:29 PM
In what may be a consequence of having a SCOTUS that overturned RoevWade, a Jennings woman now stands accused of taking fentanyl and heroin while pregnant, ending her pregnancy www.kalb.com/2026/01/13/j...
41 years ago, Coca-Cola executives gave us New Coke and took it off the shelves after a week …. because the shareholders lost money.
If they gave us New Coke for 3 years starting Jan 20, who would still drink Coke?
If they gave us New Coke for 3 years starting Jan 20, who would still drink Coke?
January 12, 2026 at 6:38 PM
41 years ago, Coca-Cola executives gave us New Coke and took it off the shelves after a week …. because the shareholders lost money.
If they gave us New Coke for 3 years starting Jan 20, who would still drink Coke?
If they gave us New Coke for 3 years starting Jan 20, who would still drink Coke?
Landry can appoint three more members to ethics board, controlling majority of panel. Possibly allowing him to spend even more state money at Coushatta www.kalb.com/2026/01/12/l...
Landry can appoint three more members to ethics board, controlling majority of panel
Gov. Jeff Landry has the power to appoint three more members to the Louisiana Board of Ethics this year, giving him control over the majority of the entity
www.kalb.com
January 12, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Landry can appoint three more members to ethics board, controlling majority of panel. Possibly allowing him to spend even more state money at Coushatta www.kalb.com/2026/01/12/l...
Never forget that time ABC News advertised Bill Walton’s death as a tragic tornado victim
January 12, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Never forget that time ABC News advertised Bill Walton’s death as a tragic tornado victim
Absolutely amazing how an hour on this exercise bike can make someone physically and mentally feel better
January 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Absolutely amazing how an hour on this exercise bike can make someone physically and mentally feel better
The US has been taken over by Radical Corporate Terrorists
January 9, 2026 at 2:20 PM
The US has been taken over by Radical Corporate Terrorists
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SAY HER NAME
Renee Nicole Good
Renee Nicole Good
January 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
SAY HER NAME
Renee Nicole Good
Renee Nicole Good
The Monroe Doctrine y’all.
“At the BEHEST of the Russian government…..”
“At the BEHEST of the Russian government…..”
January 6, 2026 at 4:15 PM
The Monroe Doctrine y’all.
“At the BEHEST of the Russian government…..”
“At the BEHEST of the Russian government…..”
The 2026 Maga narrative: “Blame Biden, if he had invaded Venezuela when he was in office, we wouldn’t have to go in now … ”. 😑 😳 🥴
January 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
The 2026 Maga narrative: “Blame Biden, if he had invaded Venezuela when he was in office, we wouldn’t have to go in now … ”. 😑 😳 🥴