Jeff Rivers
@jeffrivers.com
Writer and designer at Google. We've probably met online. Opinions are my own.
*2013 me, after walking a half mile from the parking garage to the terminal - towing a bag and carrying a backpack and a kid - to arrive at the gate with 15 min to spare*
"Ah, good, the airport gym. Thank you, Sean Duffy"
"Ah, good, the airport gym. Thank you, Sean Duffy"
December 9, 2025 at 5:56 AM
*2013 me, after walking a half mile from the parking garage to the terminal - towing a bag and carrying a backpack and a kid - to arrive at the gate with 15 min to spare*
"Ah, good, the airport gym. Thank you, Sean Duffy"
"Ah, good, the airport gym. Thank you, Sean Duffy"
Train Dreams was excellent.
The bloggers masquerading as journalists/critics firing off “well, actually” takes from the corner of the room need to get over themselves.
The bloggers masquerading as journalists/critics firing off “well, actually” takes from the corner of the room need to get over themselves.
December 5, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Train Dreams was excellent.
The bloggers masquerading as journalists/critics firing off “well, actually” takes from the corner of the room need to get over themselves.
The bloggers masquerading as journalists/critics firing off “well, actually” takes from the corner of the room need to get over themselves.
The Lowdown on FX ticked all my boxes
November 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The Lowdown on FX ticked all my boxes
So many dupes waiting to be conned and looking for the secret tunnel that they’re sure is out there
we talk too much about the male loneliness crisis and not enough about the male suckerfication crisis maxread.substack.com/p/prediction...
November 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
So many dupes waiting to be conned and looking for the secret tunnel that they’re sure is out there
“Mr. President, a 2nd turd has hit your underpants.”
November 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
“Mr. President, a 2nd turd has hit your underpants.”
I had low expectations for what the writer would find. This shattered all of them
A writer tried dating alt-right men as an experiment to learn about them. There is so much going on here I don't even know where to start
www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/...
www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/...
October 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I had low expectations for what the writer would find. This shattered all of them
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A writer tried dating alt-right men as an experiment to learn about them. There is so much going on here I don't even know where to start
www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/...
www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/...
October 29, 2025 at 12:57 PM
A writer tried dating alt-right men as an experiment to learn about them. There is so much going on here I don't even know where to start
www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/...
www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/...
This Scorsese doc is excellent
October 18, 2025 at 8:05 AM
This Scorsese doc is excellent
Loving this trailer for “Drag Me to Hell 2”
83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE
October 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Loving this trailer for “Drag Me to Hell 2”
Everything's pretty fucked right now. We're all gonna need to step up. Or, lie down.
October 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Everything's pretty fucked right now. We're all gonna need to step up. Or, lie down.
President deploying red state national guard with support of their governors to invade blue states against the will of their governors.
I feel like there’s a term for this.
I feel like there’s a term for this.
October 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
President deploying red state national guard with support of their governors to invade blue states against the will of their governors.
I feel like there’s a term for this.
I feel like there’s a term for this.
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All hell is about to be unleashed on people utterly unprepared to discern truth from falsehood.
I told OpenAI's Sora to make a video showing "Body cam footage of cops arresting a dark skinned man in a department store." It took less than a minute.
October 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
All hell is about to be unleashed on people utterly unprepared to discern truth from falsehood.
*Picks up resume of ex-military job candidate*
"It says here that in your last role, you used to 'kill and break things for a living'?"
"It says here that in your last role, you used to 'kill and break things for a living'?"
September 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
*Picks up resume of ex-military job candidate*
"It says here that in your last role, you used to 'kill and break things for a living'?"
"It says here that in your last role, you used to 'kill and break things for a living'?"
Loved everything about One Battle After Another. No spoilers, but at a key moment in the movie, Oakland is named as an important location. PTA could've mentioned 100 different places, but this must've felt right.
I saw OBAA at the Grand Lake in Oakland. The audience made itself heard in the moment
I saw OBAA at the Grand Lake in Oakland. The audience made itself heard in the moment
September 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Loved everything about One Battle After Another. No spoilers, but at a key moment in the movie, Oakland is named as an important location. PTA could've mentioned 100 different places, but this must've felt right.
I saw OBAA at the Grand Lake in Oakland. The audience made itself heard in the moment
I saw OBAA at the Grand Lake in Oakland. The audience made itself heard in the moment
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Must be so hard for them not to laugh at him.
September 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Must be so hard for them not to laugh at him.
That was a good one. Knocked shit off the walls
September 22, 2025 at 10:00 AM
That was a good one. Knocked shit off the walls
Or maybe the move is to say 'yes' to whatever ABC and Nexstar want, then go on and play it like one of those N. Korean broadcasters. Do the show like he's looking at a forced labor camp if he doesn't toe the line.
Kimmel should just take the show on over to YouTube
September 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Or maybe the move is to say 'yes' to whatever ABC and Nexstar want, then go on and play it like one of those N. Korean broadcasters. Do the show like he's looking at a forced labor camp if he doesn't toe the line.
Kimmel should just take the show on over to YouTube
September 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Kimmel should just take the show on over to YouTube
2018: "fuck your FEELINGS"
2025: "fuck YOUR feelings"
2025: "fuck YOUR feelings"
NEW YORK (AP) — ABC has suspended Jimmy Kimmel's late-night show indefinitely following comments he made about Charlie Kirk's killing.
September 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
2018: "fuck your FEELINGS"
2025: "fuck YOUR feelings"
2025: "fuck YOUR feelings"
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all signs point to this being just an incredibly destabilizing moment. very very bad stuff. we're in a very dark place.
September 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
all signs point to this being just an incredibly destabilizing moment. very very bad stuff. we're in a very dark place.