Jeff Rivers
@jeffrivers.com
Writer and designer at Google. We've probably met online. Opinions are my own.
Me to an ATM: "Listen, if you keep telling me I have insufficient funds, I'm going to block you."
November 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Me to an ATM: "Listen, if you keep telling me I have insufficient funds, I'm going to block you."
Every person who's like, "The article doesn't even try to engage his criticisms!!" - that's because they are simply opinions, and largely uniformed.
He riles his audience up, replaces reasoning with speculation, casual observation, and word count, and people think he knows something.
He riles his audience up, replaces reasoning with speculation, casual observation, and word count, and people think he knows something.
October 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Every person who's like, "The article doesn't even try to engage his criticisms!!" - that's because they are simply opinions, and largely uniformed.
He riles his audience up, replaces reasoning with speculation, casual observation, and word count, and people think he knows something.
He riles his audience up, replaces reasoning with speculation, casual observation, and word count, and people think he knows something.
They always wind up being angry, insecure, little boys lashing out, and seeking revenge don't they.
The most online boy in the world mad, sad, can't log off, and it's everybody's fault!
(also, this guy either shared or confirmed his wedding guest list. lol)
The most online boy in the world mad, sad, can't log off, and it's everybody's fault!
(also, this guy either shared or confirmed his wedding guest list. lol)
October 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
They always wind up being angry, insecure, little boys lashing out, and seeking revenge don't they.
The most online boy in the world mad, sad, can't log off, and it's everybody's fault!
(also, this guy either shared or confirmed his wedding guest list. lol)
The most online boy in the world mad, sad, can't log off, and it's everybody's fault!
(also, this guy either shared or confirmed his wedding guest list. lol)
Loved the suggestion at the top that Ed grew up without friends because he was overweight. No, he grew up without friends because he was Ed Zitron.
October 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Loved the suggestion at the top that Ed grew up without friends because he was overweight. No, he grew up without friends because he was Ed Zitron.
This might be because guys in their 60s like RFK are regularly getting shot with rhino guns full of testosterone? Idk
October 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This might be because guys in their 60s like RFK are regularly getting shot with rhino guns full of testosterone? Idk
The game changed when TiVo came out. I can still hear those UI bloops and bongs
October 14, 2025 at 5:16 AM
The game changed when TiVo came out. I can still hear those UI bloops and bongs
90% of the stuff you post locks up and refuses to play after maybe 20 s.
October 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
90% of the stuff you post locks up and refuses to play after maybe 20 s.
Got out-of-state family or friends you’ve always wanted to oppress? Ready up, sorta soldier!
October 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Got out-of-state family or friends you’ve always wanted to oppress? Ready up, sorta soldier!
Rusty, can you break this down for us in the newsletter? I'm having a hard time following and finding the origin point for the tension on display.
October 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Rusty, can you break this down for us in the newsletter? I'm having a hard time following and finding the origin point for the tension on display.