Jeff Lowell
@jefflowell.bsky.social
Writer producer: John Tucker Must Die, Sports Night, Cybill, Hotel For Dogs, Two and a Half Men, The Ranch, George Carlin Show, Jim Gaffigan Show, etc etc etc etc etc...
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0523094/
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0523094/
Is there a name for "Napoleon complex" with a beard? You know this guy has the sparsest, scraggliest beard ever.
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Is there a name for "Napoleon complex" with a beard? You know this guy has the sparsest, scraggliest beard ever.
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You’re going to spend eternity in Hell unless you know this one trick.
September 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
You’re going to spend eternity in Hell unless you know this one trick.
I hope Jeff Mangum didn’t get this alert.
April 7, 2024 at 7:43 PM
I hope Jeff Mangum didn’t get this alert.
How are you all celebrating the anniversary of history’s first recorded zombie, Jesus?
March 31, 2024 at 3:18 PM
How are you all celebrating the anniversary of history’s first recorded zombie, Jesus?
I could never explain to my Gen Z kids how painful it was when Morrissey became a right wing monster. Thanks for the assist, JK Rowling!
March 14, 2024 at 12:06 AM
I could never explain to my Gen Z kids how painful it was when Morrissey became a right wing monster. Thanks for the assist, JK Rowling!
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new wordle: you get 6 chances to mute the entire site using just 5 letters
February 29, 2024 at 12:36 AM
new wordle: you get 6 chances to mute the entire site using just 5 letters
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“in america we’re told russians have no freedom of speech, so I traveled to russia to find out. I was shocked to learn even notorious critics like aleksi navalny were gifted access to top government institutes to speak freely”
February 16, 2024 at 2:03 PM
“in america we’re told russians have no freedom of speech, so I traveled to russia to find out. I was shocked to learn even notorious critics like aleksi navalny were gifted access to top government institutes to speak freely”
Can we stop calling Green Day a punk rock band? They were invited to perform on Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve. And accepted.
“After these messages from our sponsors, be sure to come back and enjoy the punk stylings of “Green Day!”
“After these messages from our sponsors, be sure to come back and enjoy the punk stylings of “Green Day!”
January 2, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Can we stop calling Green Day a punk rock band? They were invited to perform on Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve. And accepted.
“After these messages from our sponsors, be sure to come back and enjoy the punk stylings of “Green Day!”
“After these messages from our sponsors, be sure to come back and enjoy the punk stylings of “Green Day!”
So their campaign will 100% encourage strangers to try to damage any Cybertruck they see in the wild? Seems smart. #Cybertruck #tesla
December 14, 2023 at 5:47 PM
So their campaign will 100% encourage strangers to try to damage any Cybertruck they see in the wild? Seems smart. #Cybertruck #tesla
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I don’t know. I’ve seen a lot. but this may be the hall of fame post that shuts down all competition
December 8, 2023 at 1:42 AM
I don’t know. I’ve seen a lot. but this may be the hall of fame post that shuts down all competition
People are angry about brave anti-Trump liberal hero John Dean praising Kissinger... Dean willingly took the job as Richard Nixon's fucking lawyer. You let that scorpion on your back, you're not making it across the river.
November 30, 2023 at 3:31 PM
People are angry about brave anti-Trump liberal hero John Dean praising Kissinger... Dean willingly took the job as Richard Nixon's fucking lawyer. You let that scorpion on your back, you're not making it across the river.
George Carlin
Magic Johnson
Michael Stipe
Jeff Probst
Jane Fonda
Magic Johnson
Michael Stipe
Jeff Probst
Jane Fonda
List 5 famous people you've met, but one is a lie.
Jamie Lee Curtis
Donald Trump
Monica Lewinsky
Levar Burton
Joe Rogan
Jamie Lee Curtis
Donald Trump
Monica Lewinsky
Levar Burton
Joe Rogan
List 5 famous people you've met, but one is a lie. (Dr Who edition)
Jon Pertwee
Miriam Margolies
Russell T Davies
Peter Davison
Peter Capaldi
Jon Pertwee
Miriam Margolies
Russell T Davies
Peter Davison
Peter Capaldi
November 26, 2023 at 5:51 PM
George Carlin
Magic Johnson
Michael Stipe
Jeff Probst
Jane Fonda
Magic Johnson
Michael Stipe
Jeff Probst
Jane Fonda
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make all your jokes but i am 75% done building the racist trolley
November 26, 2023 at 4:13 AM
make all your jokes but i am 75% done building the racist trolley
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The ideal life is being born in 1947 being age 20 in 1967 to fuck in a field and take LSD and then buy a house for $5000 after walk into a bank to get a job and impress them with your third grade reading level and then die before 2001 with your well hedged investment portfolio
November 12, 2023 at 6:30 PM
The ideal life is being born in 1947 being age 20 in 1967 to fuck in a field and take LSD and then buy a house for $5000 after walk into a bank to get a job and impress them with your third grade reading level and then die before 2001 with your well hedged investment portfolio
I can’t pinpoint when it happened, but I want George Santos to stay in office forever.
November 16, 2023 at 4:09 PM
I can’t pinpoint when it happened, but I want George Santos to stay in office forever.
Tim Scott's fake girlfriend's acting gig didn't last long.
November 13, 2023 at 5:26 AM
Tim Scott's fake girlfriend's acting gig didn't last long.
You know who would have loved to see the Rangers win?
Harambe.
Harambe.
November 2, 2023 at 3:20 AM
You know who would have loved to see the Rangers win?
Harambe.
Harambe.
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Remember when Trump said you needed I'd to buy bread and said he was leading Obama in the polls then the press reported on Bidens mental decline?
October 28, 2023 at 10:51 PM
Remember when Trump said you needed I'd to buy bread and said he was leading Obama in the polls then the press reported on Bidens mental decline?
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Why is "if you don't vote for Joe Biden, you're voting for Trump" discourse already happening. It's 2023, there's no election right now. There's no voting.
October 28, 2023 at 9:41 PM
Why is "if you don't vote for Joe Biden, you're voting for Trump" discourse already happening. It's 2023, there's no election right now. There's no voting.