Jeff Lowell
@jefflowell.bsky.social
Writer producer: John Tucker Must Die, Sports Night, Cybill, Hotel For Dogs, Two and a Half Men, The Ranch, George Carlin Show, Jim Gaffigan Show, etc etc etc etc etc...
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0523094/
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0523094/
I hope Jeff Mangum didn’t get this alert.
April 7, 2024 at 7:43 PM
I hope Jeff Mangum didn’t get this alert.
So their campaign will 100% encourage strangers to try to damage any Cybertruck they see in the wild? Seems smart. #Cybertruck #tesla
December 14, 2023 at 5:47 PM
So their campaign will 100% encourage strangers to try to damage any Cybertruck they see in the wild? Seems smart. #Cybertruck #tesla
There's really nothing that demands it be a climb towards progress. There's no arrow that leads in any direction. Russia and China certainly have had more freedoms in the past, and here's Iran in the 70s:
November 30, 2023 at 4:33 PM
There's really nothing that demands it be a climb towards progress. There's no arrow that leads in any direction. Russia and China certainly have had more freedoms in the past, and here's Iran in the 70s:
“Technically, there’s nothing in the Constitution that says the Speaker has to be a human.”
October 24, 2023 at 11:46 PM
“Technically, there’s nothing in the Constitution that says the Speaker has to be a human.”
Top rejected titles for new X app after “Blaze your glory” won:
Wrinkle your quinoa!
Dance your anger!
Scold your vermouth!
Drive your teapot!
Signal your feathers!
Sublimate your reticence!
Wrinkle your quinoa!
Dance your anger!
Scold your vermouth!
Drive your teapot!
Signal your feathers!
Sublimate your reticence!
July 31, 2023 at 11:52 PM
Top rejected titles for new X app after “Blaze your glory” won:
Wrinkle your quinoa!
Dance your anger!
Scold your vermouth!
Drive your teapot!
Signal your feathers!
Sublimate your reticence!
Wrinkle your quinoa!
Dance your anger!
Scold your vermouth!
Drive your teapot!
Signal your feathers!
Sublimate your reticence!
Did I just get really fucking old?
July 14, 2023 at 4:10 PM
Did I just get really fucking old?
Never have three words been more wrong.
July 12, 2023 at 12:55 AM
Never have three words been more wrong.
In 77, the punk fanzine “Sideburns” published this image. Holds up.
June 27, 2023 at 1:23 AM
In 77, the punk fanzine “Sideburns” published this image. Holds up.
Big fucking deal. Take down a yacht and we’ll talk.
June 20, 2023 at 1:13 AM
Big fucking deal. Take down a yacht and we’ll talk.
Submersible taking tourists to Titanic wreck is missing.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-65953872.amp
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-65953872.amp
June 19, 2023 at 3:54 PM
Submersible taking tourists to Titanic wreck is missing.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-65953872.amp
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-65953872.amp
I will never forgive the singularity for putting me in a timeline where this man has dominated politics for 7 years.
June 16, 2023 at 1:17 AM
I will never forgive the singularity for putting me in a timeline where this man has dominated politics for 7 years.
I don’t know, man. Maybe Trump’s a genius. If I were a Chinese spy and I had a million hours to search Mar-a-lago, I would never look in the boxes on the stage in the ballroom.
June 11, 2023 at 10:51 PM
I don’t know, man. Maybe Trump’s a genius. If I were a Chinese spy and I had a million hours to search Mar-a-lago, I would never look in the boxes on the stage in the ballroom.
Is it just me? #Trump
June 7, 2023 at 2:16 AM
Is it just me? #Trump
This is Bill.
Not pictured: our other two dogs, romping on the grass. Like dogs.
@bestofdogs.bsky.social
Not pictured: our other two dogs, romping on the grass. Like dogs.
@bestofdogs.bsky.social
June 1, 2023 at 9:54 PM
This is Bill.
Not pictured: our other two dogs, romping on the grass. Like dogs.
@bestofdogs.bsky.social
Not pictured: our other two dogs, romping on the grass. Like dogs.
@bestofdogs.bsky.social
Is there a name for a person who just sends a text every three words instead of finishing a sentence? Aside from “muted?”
May 30, 2023 at 2:16 PM
Is there a name for a person who just sends a text every three words instead of finishing a sentence? Aside from “muted?”
If you’re willing to trade your Trump Dollars for Schrute Bucks, I think this can work.
May 28, 2023 at 2:26 AM
If you’re willing to trade your Trump Dollars for Schrute Bucks, I think this can work.