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Jeff Lowell
@jefflowell.bsky.social
Writer producer: John Tucker Must Die, Sports Night, Cybill, Hotel For Dogs, Two and a Half Men, The Ranch, George Carlin Show, Jim Gaffigan Show, etc etc etc etc etc...
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0523094/
April 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
They're dead.
January 5, 2025 at 7:02 AM
November 19, 2024 at 12:23 AM
November 19, 2024 at 12:22 AM
November 17, 2024 at 4:42 PM
I hope Jeff Mangum didn’t get this alert.
April 7, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Bang up job.
December 21, 2023 at 5:45 AM
So their campaign will 100% encourage strangers to try to damage any Cybertruck they see in the wild? Seems smart. #Cybertruck #tesla
December 14, 2023 at 5:47 PM
There's really nothing that demands it be a climb towards progress. There's no arrow that leads in any direction. Russia and China certainly have had more freedoms in the past, and here's Iran in the 70s:
November 30, 2023 at 4:33 PM
November 27, 2023 at 10:52 PM
“Technically, there’s nothing in the Constitution that says the Speaker has to be a human.”
October 24, 2023 at 11:46 PM
Top rejected titles for new X app after “Blaze your glory” won:

Wrinkle your quinoa!
Dance your anger!
Scold your vermouth!
Drive your teapot!
Signal your feathers!
Sublimate your reticence!
July 31, 2023 at 11:52 PM
Did I just get really fucking old?
July 14, 2023 at 4:10 PM
Never have three words been more wrong.
July 12, 2023 at 12:55 AM
July 1, 2023 at 6:29 PM
In 77, the punk fanzine “Sideburns” published this image. Holds up.
June 27, 2023 at 1:23 AM
Big fucking deal. Take down a yacht and we’ll talk.
June 20, 2023 at 1:13 AM
Submersible taking tourists to Titanic wreck is missing.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-65953872.amp
June 19, 2023 at 3:54 PM
I will never forgive the singularity for putting me in a timeline where this man has dominated politics for 7 years.
June 16, 2023 at 1:17 AM
I don’t know, man. Maybe Trump’s a genius. If I were a Chinese spy and I had a million hours to search Mar-a-lago, I would never look in the boxes on the stage in the ballroom.
June 11, 2023 at 10:51 PM
Is it just me? #Trump
June 7, 2023 at 2:16 AM
This is Bill.

Not pictured: our other two dogs, romping on the grass. Like dogs.

@bestofdogs.bsky.social
June 1, 2023 at 9:54 PM
Is there a name for a person who just sends a text every three words instead of finishing a sentence? Aside from “muted?”
May 30, 2023 at 2:16 PM
If you’re willing to trade your Trump Dollars for Schrute Bucks, I think this can work.
May 28, 2023 at 2:26 AM