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Jeff "Dark Woke Rising" Krisko
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FSWA Member
"Does it pass the JiA test?"
I'm never referring to dynasty
Neoliberalism will not save us.

Niners/Giants/Kings
I'm pretty sure if I kicked it, it would have gotten closer
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Big Dom said go for it
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Hey Eagles quick question: what
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
An insurmountable lead on mnf
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
MNF second half
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
What is this your dang outfit
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
He will no longer run Daboll, he will no longer pass Daboll
The New York Giants fired coach Brian Daboll on Monday after the team dropped to 2-8 to start the 2025 season, sources told The Athletic’s Dianna Russini.
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Bro lmao
US HOUSE SPEAKER JOHNSON SAID HE WON'T COMMIT TO A VOTE ON ACA SUBSIDIES, I'M TOLD – SEMOFAR REPORTER ON X
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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pretty embarrassing for the league to be getting routed up by dr. oz
November 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
LETS GOOOO
BREAKING: The Supreme Court denied an attempt to challenge Obergefell v. Hodges, the case affirming marriage equality nationwide.

Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Bro, Sun God being a maga wellness influencer was not something I pictured happening.
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
lol
BREAKING:

Trump has just issued pardons to dozens of conservatives who tried to overturn the 2020 election results, including: Mark Meadows, Kenneth Chesebro, Jeffrey Clark, Rudy Giuliani, Sidney Powell, John Eastman, Boris Epshteyn, and more — per pardon attorney Ed Martin.
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Just saw Addison and Jefferson combining for 7 catches for 72 yards on 23 targets lmao
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Shout out Olivia Rodrigo
DHS/ICE used an Olivia Rodrigo song for a video on Instagram and after calling them disgusting, Olivia's team allegedly pulled the song for use on Insta so the video has no background music.

This is the second time she's done this - previously it was a tiktok song.
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Mike Glennon jump scare.
QBs from 2021-2024 with:

* min. 150 dropbacks
* Uncatchable pass rate ≥ 33.0%

Still Time for J.J. McCarthy (and Michael Penix, I suppose) to correct course, but the company they are keeping is almost all awful.
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I turned the game back on and Collinsworth is talking about Kansas City, make it end
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I am so tired of being told that the democrats are doing 9D chess and we are all just too stupid to see it.
Now for some levity and logic based in facts.
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Bro said Doinker
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
You fool, you child, this is just good Politics, actually to give up as soon as the tide starts to turn on your opponent
democratic voters wanted their party to shut down the government for myriad reasons — troops in american cities, masked thugs ripping families apart — but dem leaders insisted the wise thing to do politically was to stay hyper-fxated on this one thing, ACA tax credits. and then they just… gave up
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Self soothing because they let two (2) QBs better than McCarthy leave
me: [presents a handful of metrics showing JJ McCarthy is playing quite poorly]

bluesky user skol4ever: no
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Trump: I am happy to announce that terrible, horrible, quite frankly, democrat shutdown is o--

Cris Collinsworth: PATRICK MAHOMES
Major whiff by Schumer to not time the cave to allow Trump to announce it live on Sunday Night Football
November 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Yelled at a cop on the way out so all was not lost today 👍
November 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
It's only fair.
November 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM