Jeff Graham
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Jeff Graham
@jeffgraham.bsky.social
W. T. A. F.?
The correct wording would be "fewer requirements," Madame Secretary of Education...
Linda McMahon: "The states will have less requirements because more money will go in block grants to the states ... I have called for a hard reset of education because we have failed our students."
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I need a YouTube link to this play
“Possibly the greatest #ThiccSix of all time”
@mikegolicjr.bsky.social

HE WOULD NOT BE DENIED
November 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
@dignthegarden.bsky.social HAHAHAHAhahahahahaha...
Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”
November 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say this is probably the first time in American history a sitting governor has used that particular -- and particularly apt -- phrase in a public speech
If I didn't live in California I'd move to Illinois.
November 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Hey, @kevinmkruse.bsky.social, I would love to see a reputable polling organization ask registered Republicans whether they would vote for St. Ronnie or the Orange Wankmaggot.
October 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Why is he so obsessed with burying his victims on golf courses?
Happy Asbestos Inhalation, Golfers!
The White House's East Wing construction rubble was taken to East Potomac Golf Course. It was reported that the rubble will be used to create mounds on the golf course.

Read more: bit.ly/4oa2tXA
October 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Hey, George Soros... I was at the Houston #NoKings rally today. Where do I go to get my $100,000?
October 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
October 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

Finance won't approve terms.
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

Archives banned making copies.
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

New library catalogue website.
October 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
And this, Your Honor, is what I call Exhibit A.
Q: How many layoffs have you authorized?

TRUMP: It'll be a lot. And it'll be Democrat-oriented.
October 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Dearest Piper,
The days drag on without you by my side. Being an unofficial ICE agent is hard, especially around Them™. Sure, I get to physically assault anyone I want to, even though I'm not *technically* allowed to do so, but having people say hurtful things to me takes all the fun out of it. 1/4
October 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Reposted by Jeff Graham
Please join me in congratulating Woman on her appointment
October 3, 2025 at 11:02 AM
IOW, just lay back and enjoy it.
Rep. Carlos Gimenez defends Trump's racist AI videos: "You're gonna see more of these things happen, and so people need to develop a little bit thicker skin ... if you complain about it you're just going to get more of it"
October 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Dearest Piper,
The days drag on without you by my side. Being an unofficial ICE agent is hard, especially around Them™. Sure, I get to physically assault anyone I want to, even though I'm not *technically* allowed to do so, but having people say hurtful things to me takes all the fun out of it. 1/4
September 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Miller looks like a genie granted a penis's wish to become a real boy.
Stephen Miller: 40
Brendan Carr: 46
Alex Jones, with God as my witness: 51

Evil ages you, folks.
September 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Reposted by Jeff Graham
The alt text on the pictures is spot on. 💯
Guess how old these MAGA men are?
September 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Wow, three qualifiers in one response. Comer is covering his own ass first.
TAPPER: Epstein harmed maybe even more than 1,000 victims. How do you explain that answer that the FBI doesn't have evidence he trafficked any of these girls to anyone other than himself?

COMER: Well thus far with the information that we've received, what Patel said would appear to be consistent
September 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Reposted by Jeff Graham
horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles
"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
September 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
It's not as crazy as it sounds. Remember, that same person placed a fake birth announcement for Barack Obama in a Hawaiian newspaper just in case he became president 47 years later...
The Post and Matt Viser are suggesting that 22 yrs ago someone impersonated Donald Trump in response to a request from Ghislaine Maxwell to Trump and created a fake card to embarrass him 22 yrs later when he would be President. I'm not going to dignify this nonsense with anything but laughter
September 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Mary Shelley's Frankenfurter
Slightly diminish a book

The Pretty Good Gatsby
Slightly diminish a book

The Grapes of Annoyance
September 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Cooking for Mom while she recuperates from emergency surgery. This is an afternoon snack of @chefjoseandres.bsky.social Beefsteak Tomato Tartare
August 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The Steven Miller Band

Oh... you said "slightly" diminish
slightly diminish a band:

REO Stationwagon
August 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Virginia Slim and the Gang
slightly diminish a band:

REO Stationwagon
August 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Led Hot Air Balloon
slightly diminish a band:

REO Stationwagon
August 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM