Q: What's more virgin than a computer?
A: 87% of the blue check dudes on Xitter.
A: 87% of the blue check dudes on Xitter.
December 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Q: What's more virgin than a computer?
A: 87% of the blue check dudes on Xitter.
A: 87% of the blue check dudes on Xitter.
It's abundantly clear that this is the first time he's seen that name.
December 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
It's abundantly clear that this is the first time he's seen that name.
If she dyes her hair blonde, Fox "News" will offer her a one-hour nightly show.
December 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
If she dyes her hair blonde, Fox "News" will offer her a one-hour nightly show.
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I named my fists Scylla and Charybdis because you're in trouble if you find yourself between them.
December 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I named my fists Scylla and Charybdis because you're in trouble if you find yourself between them.
I think it's actual wint-o-green.
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I think it's actual wint-o-green.
I lol'd at "hack of all trades".
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I lol'd at "hack of all trades".
The name is Brown. Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The name is Brown. Charlie Brown.
It was just sitting there for all of us to use it, and this person thought of it first. Genius.
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It was just sitting there for all of us to use it, and this person thought of it first. Genius.
How do you tell if the guy in the hat is cosplaying? Real cowboys don't wear their hats indoors. #FakeCowboy
November 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
How do you tell if the guy in the hat is cosplaying? Real cowboys don't wear their hats indoors. #FakeCowboy
It just delivers on so many levels, over and over again.
November 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
It just delivers on so many levels, over and over again.
November 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
"They're doing it the right way." - Klein
November 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
"They're doing it the right way." - Klein
"I could smell the onions and the mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
"I could smell the onions and the mustard."
That's just beautiful...
a cartoon of a man giving an ok sign with the word perfection below him
ALT: a cartoon of a man giving an ok sign with the word perfection below him
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October 31, 2025 at 9:20 PM
That's just beautiful...