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open-web-slinger, zymurgist, trouble-shooter, mountain-longer he/him
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the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
June 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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ChatGPT ass presidency
Incredible. The Trump administration calculated "tariff rates" by taking the US trade deficit with the respective country and dividing it by the country's exports to the US. And then the tariff rate of the US is often just set by cutting that made-up "tariff rate" in half.
April 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.
February 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
So I got that goin for me

...

which is nice.
February 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Touch grass. Now touch stone. Now touch water. Now spill blood inside the glyph. Now light the brazier
January 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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You've got me - ink and watercolour on cotton rag paper

30 x 30 cm

Sold.
January 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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If you’re in an institution doing any kind of DEI work, the most important thing to do right now is simply call it something else. Change it to “Community Outreach” & then keep on doing the same important work. When they outlaw Community Outreach rebrand it as “Strategic Partnerships,” rinse/repeat.
January 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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ATProto makes programming fun again. Here's a side project I did over the holidays, a small app that surfaces the 10 latest links to GitHub repos from the network. I learned a ton, including Go, Javascript, and a lot about websockets

vickiboykis.com/2025/01/23/y...
You can just hack on ATProto
Building a lightweight Go app on the Jetstream
vickiboykis.com
January 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Hi. The generic name for plan b is “levonorgestrel.” You don’t need a prescription, and you can get one pill for as low as $8 (depending on brand). Regardless of the brand name, it’s all the same pill.
January 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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The answer to whether Biden's presidency will be considered a failure or if history will pass a kinder judgment is that it absolutely does not matter and you need to get out of the loser mindset of things like being vindicated by "history." Politics is about power and outcomes. It's not a TV show.
January 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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I would caution people to stop relying on the Constitution as written to have any meaning other than what the people Trump put on the Supreme Court says it means.

"He can't do that" is not a useful response to the things he's going to do. The correct response is "Will the Court uphold that?"
Trump cannot abrogate birthright citizenship under the 14th Amendment by way of executive order. That’s not how constitutional rights work.
January 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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as the rollercoaster crests the top of the initial incline, the ratcheting noise slows and stops, and you can, right before the plunge, observe the entire amusement park
January 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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❌Medicare for All
❌Banning congressional stock trading
❌Getting money out of politics
❌Voting rights
❌Reproductive rights
❌College for All
❌Universal childcare
❌Criminal justice reform
❌Housing for All

✅Banning TikTok
January 19, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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congrats to everyone writing coherent stuff and publishing it. it's really fucking hard to think right now.
January 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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30-50 feral fanouts
November 27, 2024 at 2:27 AM
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Cut my jeans in two pieces
That's how I made my jorts
October 21, 2024 at 3:16 PM
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Broke: my kid is 17 weeks old
Woke: my kid is 4 months old
Bespoke: my kid is 3 trump indictments old
August 2, 2023 at 12:17 AM
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Tool’s Maynard James Keenan dons drag to protest DeSantis Florida bill in Welcome to Rockville festival in Daytona Beach.
May 23, 2023 at 12:36 AM
It's over for you skitches
May 22, 2023 at 2:51 AM
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New bsky.link update - the post and user links are now clickable in bsky.link itself so you can bounce around without a bsky.app account.
The 🔵 by the links goes through to staging.bsky.app if you do have one.
May 17, 2023 at 8:23 PM
Skeets that aged poorly.
May 10, 2023 at 3:38 PM
You ever get stuck on a word? For some reason, I can't get "indefatigable" out of my head. I don't even think I've encountered it recently.
May 10, 2023 at 6:15 AM
it me
a very polite "no" would've sufficed, quite frankly.
May 9, 2023 at 12:22 PM