jean
@jeanmachine.dev
utter woke nonsense, failstack developer. pro taxation.
seattle ➤ silicon valley (temp)
website: jeanmachine.dev
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seattle ➤ silicon valley (temp)
website: jeanmachine.dev
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follows, rts ≠ endorsements
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why was i in 2022 and 2024 not using regex for parsing advent of code problem inputs? i will never know.
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
why was i in 2022 and 2024 not using regex for parsing advent of code problem inputs? i will never know.
why does my stupid gpt generated shitass slop map of seattle have like almost 100 likes now
November 19, 2025 at 6:24 AM
why does my stupid gpt generated shitass slop map of seattle have like almost 100 likes now
why am i bothering quoting that stancil tweet. hes literally just being a fucking dumbass.
November 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
why am i bothering quoting that stancil tweet. hes literally just being a fucking dumbass.
I LOVE IT WHEN THESE OS BUILDS WE GET DONT FUCKING WORK AND HAVE A BROKEN CPU CONSOLE SO I CANNOT INSTALL THEM VIA THAT NOR WILL THEY BOOT TO A BOOTABLE STATE TO ALLOW ME TO INSTALL VIA ADB AHHHHH
November 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I LOVE IT WHEN THESE OS BUILDS WE GET DONT FUCKING WORK AND HAVE A BROKEN CPU CONSOLE SO I CANNOT INSTALL THEM VIA THAT NOR WILL THEY BOOT TO A BOOTABLE STATE TO ALLOW ME TO INSTALL VIA ADB AHHHHH
if someone mentions "luxury condos" in reference to seattle housing, you know theyre full of shit bc seattle has no condos to begin with
November 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
if someone mentions "luxury condos" in reference to seattle housing, you know theyre full of shit bc seattle has no condos to begin with
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old teimaku art to maintain the agenda #umamusume
November 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
old teimaku art to maintain the agenda #umamusume
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Vibe coding to make slop-of-the-line software
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Vibe coding to make slop-of-the-line software
I LOVE HIGHLY CENTRALISED CONTROL OF INTERNET INFRASTRUCTURE GRAGGGHHHG
dude why the fuck is git push not working on my work laptop
November 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I LOVE HIGHLY CENTRALISED CONTROL OF INTERNET INFRASTRUCTURE GRAGGGHHHG
dude why the fuck is git push not working on my work laptop
November 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
dude why the fuck is git push not working on my work laptop
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fucking cloudflare man
November 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
fucking cloudflare man
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i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all
trump straight up downplaying the brutal dismemberment of a journalist, remarkable
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
trump straight up downplaying the brutal dismemberment of a journalist, remarkable
cant believe @ca-dmv-bot.bsky.social didnt reject this one for the reason of being cringe
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
cant believe @ca-dmv-bot.bsky.social didnt reject this one for the reason of being cringe
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"Socialist Katie Wilson elected as mayor of Seattle, Cloudflare suffers its worst outage in a year; experts concerned" - Seattle Times Editorial Board tomorrow, probably
November 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
"Socialist Katie Wilson elected as mayor of Seattle, Cloudflare suffers its worst outage in a year; experts concerned" - Seattle Times Editorial Board tomorrow, probably
stupid fuck realisation: coding with ai disabled for advent of code for like the past few weeks-ish or w/e has made me realise i genuinely dont like coding with AI.
November 18, 2025 at 8:25 AM
stupid fuck realisation: coding with ai disabled for advent of code for like the past few weeks-ish or w/e has made me realise i genuinely dont like coding with AI.
should i become a card-carrying DSA member
November 18, 2025 at 7:50 AM
should i become a card-carrying DSA member
this will be seattle public transit in 20 years
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 AM
this will be seattle public transit in 20 years
i dont know who nuzzi is and i think im glad for that
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 AM
i dont know who nuzzi is and i think im glad for that
PLEASE for you dont jumpscare me with memes about /r/animemes mods... do not remind me of my past...
November 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
PLEASE for you dont jumpscare me with memes about /r/animemes mods... do not remind me of my past...
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finally a normal software license that definitely holds up really well
November 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
finally a normal software license that definitely holds up really well