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utter woke nonsense, failstack developer. pro taxation.
seattle ➤ silicon valley (temp)
website: jeanmachine.dev
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follows, rts ≠ endorsements
yeah, this looks extremely out of place in material design and sucks. sorry not sorry
November 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
cant believe @ca-dmv-bot.bsky.social didnt reject this one for the reason of being cringe
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
this will be seattle public transit in 20 years
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 AM
"you dont need to work, outsource your intelligence to us, just go with the vibe"
November 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
imagine if this guy was your boss. id kill myself, probably.
November 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
bellevues office vacancy rate is above 20%, up from 4% 5 years ago. the problem is not "jobs moving to bellevue", it's entirely been "jobs moving to online".
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
November 15, 2025 at 7:08 AM
hilarious land use is somehow worse than shit like lynwood
November 15, 2025 at 5:55 AM
the ego on her is fucking insane like holy shit calm down hot shit
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
its actually over
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
this is a new one
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
forever in mystery 😔
November 14, 2025 at 8:00 AM
dear lord i just looked at where this parking lot is its in the middle of the dense parts of SF??? what the hell is up with SF politics
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 AM
but seeing shit like this makes me boggled not even the most NIMBY of seattle council could stoop to these levels.
November 14, 2025 at 7:38 AM
November 14, 2025 at 4:47 AM
ppl take this pokopia shit seriously
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
losing my mind in the king 5 comments section
November 12, 2025 at 7:19 AM
which one of y'all is user17240246357998 in the seattle times comment section
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
i cant imagine your preferred candidate losing and acting this way when both are democrats. no fucking wilson supporter wants the city to fail, even IF bruce had won. when people say shit like this, its very apparent they're some rube from the suburbs uninterested in the success of the city.
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
handing these out to every seattlite in support of the victory today
November 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
what the hell is going on w/the seattle times comments section
November 11, 2025 at 9:50 AM
um. what.
November 11, 2025 at 7:12 AM
yeah
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
look at the ports on an lg ultrafine or something like it Lol
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM