JD
@jdfromqueens.bsky.social
Everybody plays the fool. Well I’ll be the exception to the rule
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JD
@jdfromqueens.bsky.social
· Nov 7
Don’t let anyone ever waste your time. Not even you.
Good morning everybody. I hope you have a fantastic day today!!!
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November 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Good morning everybody. I hope you have a fantastic day today!!!
Lmaoooo 😂
"I'm tryin' to order the most expensive bottle of Champagne, cuz we finna celebrate-. We gone celebrate what? MY DIVOOOORCE!"
November 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Lmaoooo 😂
Okay Prop Joe
Mad random but I think I’d enjoy a job like being a watchmaker/repairer
November 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Okay Prop Joe
I mean…
Mary Magdalene had the juice
"She's pretty as hell but a menace" -A carpenter from Nazareth
November 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I mean…
That’s a wild scenario
November 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
That’s a wild scenario
I almost blocked you
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
November 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I almost blocked you
I told my wife about my pedicure lady not wanting to see me anymore and she said, “for someone that used to have a foot fetish, I’m surprised you don’t get yours done more often”
Why is everyone coming at me?
Why is everyone coming at me?
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November 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I told my wife about my pedicure lady not wanting to see me anymore and she said, “for someone that used to have a foot fetish, I’m surprised you don’t get yours done more often”
Why is everyone coming at me?
Why is everyone coming at me?
I love seeing y’all vacation pics. Anyone have some you want to share?
November 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I love seeing y’all vacation pics. Anyone have some you want to share?
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River tubing in underground cave in Belize is up there. Cave had bats, a waterfall and was pitch black without flashlights.
November 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
River tubing in underground cave in Belize is up there. Cave had bats, a waterfall and was pitch black without flashlights.
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First time ever on a plane I shipped myself halfway across the world to Spain to live for summer abroad.
Swimming with sharks and stingrays
Indoor skydiving
Sitting on the cliff of the Grand Canyon
Swimming with sharks and stingrays
Indoor skydiving
Sitting on the cliff of the Grand Canyon
What is the most adventurous thing you’ve ever done?
November 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
First time ever on a plane I shipped myself halfway across the world to Spain to live for summer abroad.
Swimming with sharks and stingrays
Indoor skydiving
Sitting on the cliff of the Grand Canyon
Swimming with sharks and stingrays
Indoor skydiving
Sitting on the cliff of the Grand Canyon
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Drive south on the NJ turnpike with a trunk full of cocaine.
What is the most adventurous thing you’ve ever done?
November 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Drive south on the NJ turnpike with a trunk full of cocaine.
It’s so many people I recently don’t know how to swim. Do you know how to swim?
November 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
It’s so many people I recently don’t know how to swim. Do you know how to swim?
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white water rafting - i can’t swim
What is the most adventurous thing you’ve ever done?
November 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
white water rafting - i can’t swim
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Jump out of a plane, twice - in the same week
What is the most adventurous thing you’ve ever done?
November 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Jump out of a plane, twice - in the same week
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Not a great swimmer, but here I am
cliff jumping
cliff jumping
November 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Not a great swimmer, but here I am
cliff jumping
cliff jumping
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Are you not lotioning them feets at home?
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Are you not lotioning them feets at home?
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Herschel Walker:
Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck I’m scared of toasters.
November 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Herschel Walker:
I’m an over tipper usually. I guess she was like your crocodile feet isn’t worth the money
Do you tip well? My gal always has to put in some elbow grease lol
November 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I’m an over tipper usually. I guess she was like your crocodile feet isn’t worth the money
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Jumped off a bridge into a nasty ass river to impress a girl I liked. Got out of that water smelling like sweaty socks taken off after a long day at basketball camp, we made out for five minutes, and she promptly friend-zoned me.
Either that or joining a band with three twenty-somethings at 41.
Either that or joining a band with three twenty-somethings at 41.
What is the most adventurous thing you’ve ever done?
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Jumped off a bridge into a nasty ass river to impress a girl I liked. Got out of that water smelling like sweaty socks taken off after a long day at basketball camp, we made out for five minutes, and she promptly friend-zoned me.
Either that or joining a band with three twenty-somethings at 41.
Either that or joining a band with three twenty-somethings at 41.
Update. She called me back and said she needs double the price to work on my feet because she has to put in extra work
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Update. She called me back and said she needs double the price to work on my feet because she has to put in extra work
Deadass tho lol
November 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Deadass tho lol