Brown Skin Girl✨️
@jdeyonna81.bsky.social
My favorite conversations are inappropriate ones
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I have not forgotten about the Epstein files. Have you?
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I have not forgotten about the Epstein files. Have you?
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it's thanksgiving eve so don't forget to put out a glass of gravy and some stuffing for ol' farmer greg
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 AM
it's thanksgiving eve so don't forget to put out a glass of gravy and some stuffing for ol' farmer greg
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The weather has changed a lot the past few weeks
Before you thanksgiving road trip check your tire pressures
Before you thanksgiving road trip check your tire pressures
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The weather has changed a lot the past few weeks
Before you thanksgiving road trip check your tire pressures
Before you thanksgiving road trip check your tire pressures
Might eat a family sized serving of stuffing later, Idk
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Might eat a family sized serving of stuffing later, Idk
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Violence has no place in America. Michelle and I are praying for the servicemembers shot in Washington, DC today, and send our love to their families as they enter this holiday season under the most tragic of circumstances.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Violence has no place in America. Michelle and I are praying for the servicemembers shot in Washington, DC today, and send our love to their families as they enter this holiday season under the most tragic of circumstances.
Why are these maxi pads so weird
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Why are these maxi pads so weird
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trying to figure out how i can cook thanksgiving dinner from my bathtub
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
trying to figure out how i can cook thanksgiving dinner from my bathtub
My husband: "If you're in your 80s & you want to go blow some 🥫, go for it"
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
My husband: "If you're in your 80s & you want to go blow some 🥫, go for it"
Me: I'm gonna nap when the baby naps today & then cook dinner
Life: fat fckn chance bro
Life: fat fckn chance bro
November 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Me: I'm gonna nap when the baby naps today & then cook dinner
Life: fat fckn chance bro
Life: fat fckn chance bro
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they should make a hug you can buy from someone who really means it
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
they should make a hug you can buy from someone who really means it
If I ever get married again ( I won't) my wedding dress better have pockets
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
If I ever get married again ( I won't) my wedding dress better have pockets
I need to start christmas shopping before the mail gets clogged😳
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I need to start christmas shopping before the mail gets clogged😳
Need home cooked food, don't want to cook🥹
November 23, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Need home cooked food, don't want to cook🥹
My husband OCCASIONALLY will send me candid photos of me playing with our daughter and they are the WORST photos of me that I have ever seen. I am grateful he takes them but GD do I miss the body I once had. This might actually drive me all the way to the gym😳💪
November 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My husband OCCASIONALLY will send me candid photos of me playing with our daughter and they are the WORST photos of me that I have ever seen. I am grateful he takes them but GD do I miss the body I once had. This might actually drive me all the way to the gym😳💪
My $13 apple pie from costco was bomb af. I must have another
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
My $13 apple pie from costco was bomb af. I must have another
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Mitochondria being the powerhouse of the cell is cool and all but I think classes like "How to calm the fuck down as an adult in a healthy non self-destructive way 101" is something that should also be taught before graduation
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Mitochondria being the powerhouse of the cell is cool and all but I think classes like "How to calm the fuck down as an adult in a healthy non self-destructive way 101" is something that should also be taught before graduation
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Take your vitamin D and stretch this morning
November 21, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Take your vitamin D and stretch this morning
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Good morning. Write the unhinged thing. It's always the right decision.
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Good morning. Write the unhinged thing. It's always the right decision.
My one friend divorced my other friend and I hang out both of them because our kids are friends. Friend A loves to switch up child arrangements last minute and crash our play dates with friend B🙃
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
My one friend divorced my other friend and I hang out both of them because our kids are friends. Friend A loves to switch up child arrangements last minute and crash our play dates with friend B🙃
Breakfast tomorrow with my husband & his ex wife's sister 💁♀️
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Breakfast tomorrow with my husband & his ex wife's sister 💁♀️
I have figured it out. GOOD mushroom coffee can override ADHD. Regular coffee cannot
November 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I have figured it out. GOOD mushroom coffee can override ADHD. Regular coffee cannot
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“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.
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If I were you, I’d just stop worrying about the things you can’t control. Trying to control them will consume you.
November 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If I were you, I’d just stop worrying about the things you can’t control. Trying to control them will consume you.
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Be yourself. But also, double-check with people first.
November 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Be yourself. But also, double-check with people first.
Sweatpants without pockets should be illegal
November 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Sweatpants without pockets should be illegal