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BREAKING: JD Vance only called that because he can’t remember what the letters stand for.
June 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
BREAKING: JD Vance only called that because he can’t remember what the letters stand for.
Aside from the literal begging for a one way ticket straight to hell with this godawful tweet, not only is there no stage five, saying “stage four metastatic” would have already been insufferably redundant.
May 19, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Aside from the literal begging for a one way ticket straight to hell with this godawful tweet, not only is there no stage five, saying “stage four metastatic” would have already been insufferably redundant.
JUSTIN BIEBER
Stop talking about j— b—
May 19, 2025 at 12:58 PM
JUSTIN BIEBER
HBO
NOW THATS WHAT I CALL HBO
I CANT BELIEVE ITS NOT HBO
HBO MAX
HBO STRIKES BACK
MAX
HBO GO!
2 MAX 2 HBO
HBO: INTO THE SPIDERVERSE
HBO MAX
NOW THATS WHAT I CALL HBO
I CANT BELIEVE ITS NOT HBO
HBO MAX
HBO STRIKES BACK
MAX
HBO GO!
2 MAX 2 HBO
HBO: INTO THE SPIDERVERSE
HBO MAX
May 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
HBO
NOW THATS WHAT I CALL HBO
I CANT BELIEVE ITS NOT HBO
HBO MAX
HBO STRIKES BACK
MAX
HBO GO!
2 MAX 2 HBO
HBO: INTO THE SPIDERVERSE
HBO MAX
NOW THATS WHAT I CALL HBO
I CANT BELIEVE ITS NOT HBO
HBO MAX
HBO STRIKES BACK
MAX
HBO GO!
2 MAX 2 HBO
HBO: INTO THE SPIDERVERSE
HBO MAX
TRUMP: tariffs!
China: ok me too
TRUMP: MORE TARIFES!
china: ok me too
TRUMP: I am sorry I will lower the tariffs if you do
China: oh, ok
TRUMP: I HAVE NEGOTIATED THE GREATEST DEAL IN US HISTORY AND THE DEMOCRATS WHO EAT ACTUAL COW CRAP HATE HOW GREAT AND HUGE MY NIPPLES ARE!!! MAGA!!!!!
China: ok me too
TRUMP: MORE TARIFES!
china: ok me too
TRUMP: I am sorry I will lower the tariffs if you do
China: oh, ok
TRUMP: I HAVE NEGOTIATED THE GREATEST DEAL IN US HISTORY AND THE DEMOCRATS WHO EAT ACTUAL COW CRAP HATE HOW GREAT AND HUGE MY NIPPLES ARE!!! MAGA!!!!!
May 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
TRUMP: tariffs!
China: ok me too
TRUMP: MORE TARIFES!
china: ok me too
TRUMP: I am sorry I will lower the tariffs if you do
China: oh, ok
TRUMP: I HAVE NEGOTIATED THE GREATEST DEAL IN US HISTORY AND THE DEMOCRATS WHO EAT ACTUAL COW CRAP HATE HOW GREAT AND HUGE MY NIPPLES ARE!!! MAGA!!!!!
China: ok me too
TRUMP: MORE TARIFES!
china: ok me too
TRUMP: I am sorry I will lower the tariffs if you do
China: oh, ok
TRUMP: I HAVE NEGOTIATED THE GREATEST DEAL IN US HISTORY AND THE DEMOCRATS WHO EAT ACTUAL COW CRAP HATE HOW GREAT AND HUGE MY NIPPLES ARE!!! MAGA!!!!!
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“Waaaaah…I don’t care if it’s a bribe. I WANT MY PLANE! Waaaaah 😭😭😭”
May 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
“Waaaaah…I don’t care if it’s a bribe. I WANT MY PLANE! Waaaaah 😭😭😭”
Pope Oatmeal IV
Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name.
Which makes me Pope Muffin the Fifth.
Which makes me Pope Muffin the Fifth.
Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name.
Pope Dirty Rice the III ???
ok then
Pope Dirty Rice the III ???
ok then
May 9, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Pope Oatmeal IV
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The average american has fewer than 3 wolves inside them but has demand for... probably 15
May 2, 2025 at 11:29 AM
The average american has fewer than 3 wolves inside them but has demand for... probably 15
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Robert De Niro is expressing his love and support for his daughter Airyn De Niro, after she recently shared publicly for the first time that she is transgender. cnn.it/3EY1msu
May 1, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Robert De Niro is expressing his love and support for his daughter Airyn De Niro, after she recently shared publicly for the first time that she is transgender. cnn.it/3EY1msu
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What are we doing. Who are we. This is such a nightmare.
April 28, 2025: Migrants are making SOS signs out of their bodies so drones can see them at our country's concentration camps.
April 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
What are we doing. Who are we. This is such a nightmare.
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April 28, 2025: Migrants are making SOS signs out of their bodies so drones can see them at our country's concentration camps.
April 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
April 28, 2025: Migrants are making SOS signs out of their bodies so drones can see them at our country's concentration camps.
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“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?”
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic
April 30, 2025 at 11:36 AM
“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?”
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic
Speechless
This is a new image from #JWST.
The bright points with spikes are stars in the Milky Way.
Everything else is a galaxy.
Everything. Else. Is. A. Galaxy.
The bright points with spikes are stars in the Milky Way.
Everything else is a galaxy.
Everything. Else. Is. A. Galaxy.
April 30, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Speechless
The sheer number of people who think it’s ONLY the US and Canada that make up the whole continent of North America make me feel insane
Happy voting day, Canada. Please remain the sensible one in this North American duplex we share.
April 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The sheer number of people who think it’s ONLY the US and Canada that make up the whole continent of North America make me feel insane
In God we Trust/All Lives Matter crowd really putting a lotta trust in a dude and not giving a crap about many lives rn seems like
April 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
In God we Trust/All Lives Matter crowd really putting a lotta trust in a dude and not giving a crap about many lives rn seems like
This gives “THE VANISHED BIRDS” by Simon Jiminez vibes. A don’t miss book.
April 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
This gives “THE VANISHED BIRDS” by Simon Jiminez vibes. A don’t miss book.
Most of reality is so f’ing boring that it won’t stick in anyone’s head. Vaccines? They work, but they’re boring. Conspiracy by disillusioned Americans is going to kill us all.
“They put poison in the food, it makes us sick.“
The reality here is so fucking boring that it doesn’t stick on anyone’s head. What “they” did was make food cheap and “ultra palatable” which is the fancy phrase for “very yummy.”
Thats it. A huge part of the problem is that food is too good.
The reality here is so fucking boring that it doesn’t stick on anyone’s head. What “they” did was make food cheap and “ultra palatable” which is the fancy phrase for “very yummy.”
Thats it. A huge part of the problem is that food is too good.
April 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Most of reality is so f’ing boring that it won’t stick in anyone’s head. Vaccines? They work, but they’re boring. Conspiracy by disillusioned Americans is going to kill us all.
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"There once was a time. Before television. Before motion pictures. Before radio and books. The greatest part of human existence was spent in such a time.
And then, over the dying embers of the campfire, on a moonless night, we watched the stars."
- Carl Sagan
And then, over the dying embers of the campfire, on a moonless night, we watched the stars."
- Carl Sagan
April 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
"There once was a time. Before television. Before motion pictures. Before radio and books. The greatest part of human existence was spent in such a time.
And then, over the dying embers of the campfire, on a moonless night, we watched the stars."
- Carl Sagan
And then, over the dying embers of the campfire, on a moonless night, we watched the stars."
- Carl Sagan
Going to get a number 6 today
April 18, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Going to get a number 6 today
Sort of kills me that Toad from the Little Blue Truck series is a frog.
April 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Sort of kills me that Toad from the Little Blue Truck series is a frog.
what is this a zyrtec for ants
April 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
what is this a zyrtec for ants
You can literally just be going about your day and having dinner and your kid is watching #bluey and S3E18 RAIN will come around yet again and completely ruin your life all over again 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲
April 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
You can literally just be going about your day and having dinner and your kid is watching #bluey and S3E18 RAIN will come around yet again and completely ruin your life all over again 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲