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JBtheCape (Joey Gallo attorney at law)
@jbthecape.bsky.social
Father to 3 beautiful daughters and Husband to my best friend! Star Wars rules! All of it! DC sports fan and Texas Longhorns 🤘 Love Video games and all types of ill nerdy stuff. Working towards enlightenment everyday. "BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER"😊 No DMs
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This speech could have been an email.
December 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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I’m not sure that Trump’s strategy of playing the deranged MAGA hits on prime time is going to work out well for him
December 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The Tribal Chief is resting.
December 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The Hunted. That train scene owns all train scenes. 😬
December 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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I’ve got a bill to force the Treasury Department to turn over that key file so that investigators can follow the money. I’m going to keep at it. More news to come.
December 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
They are here! 🔥 😁
December 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
War. Cancel the election. This is where we're headed.
December 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
OVO gonna collaborate with Walmart eventually
December 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Tremors
December 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Humans are the only species that creates garbage and pollution

The only one.
December 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Point Break. It's not remotely close !
Name your fav Patrick Swayze film
December 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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I agree with everyone on this: If you one if them “Don’t speak ill of the dead” negroes, don’t even bother to log into social media when it happens.

I’m a *good* person, not a *nice* person.
December 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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To the “lesser of two evils” folks.
We would not have spent the day reprimanding Kamala Harris over a morally bankrupt social media post.
December 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The administration is pimping out AI so they can track your ass.
a man in a leather jacket is standing in front of a building with a sign that says opening on it .
ALT: a man in a leather jacket is standing in front of a building with a sign that says opening on it .
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
👇this
I have creative projects that I've been struggling to finish for *years* that I would rather fling into a fire than let a computer complete them for me.
December 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Oh I'm going off. 😁
December 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
JFC he makes everything about him. I can't wait to throw that BBQ 😡
Trump just posted about Rob Reiner's death:
December 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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This might be the worst season I’ve ever seen for NFL injuries.
December 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
🤣
The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Brutal injuries today, sheesh.
December 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Man I love this little dude already 😂
December 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Meet Roman!!!! ☝️
December 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM