JBtheCape (Joey Gallo attorney at law)
@jbthecape.bsky.social
Father to 3 beautiful daughters and Husband to my best friend! Star Wars rules! All of it! DC sports fan and Texas Longhorns 🤘 Love Video games and all types of ill nerdy stuff. Working towards enlightenment everyday. "BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER"😊 No DMs
AI for the Mars Rover is fine. AI for dick and fart jokes is bad.
a rainbow colored shooting star with the words the mo you know above it
ALT: a rainbow colored shooting star with the words the mo you know above it
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:36 PM
AI for the Mars Rover is fine. AI for dick and fart jokes is bad.
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NANCY MACE: I don't drink because if I did it could kill me
ALSO NANCY MACE:
ALSO NANCY MACE:
February 4, 2026 at 2:07 AM
NANCY MACE: I don't drink because if I did it could kill me
ALSO NANCY MACE:
ALSO NANCY MACE:
Mumbo sauce > Hot Honey
a group of men standing in front of a sign that says r.
ALT: a group of men standing in front of a sign that says r.
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Mumbo sauce > Hot Honey
Anthony Davis to the Wizards.... I don't know about this one.
kermit the frog is covering his mouth with his hand and looking at the camera .
ALT: kermit the frog is covering his mouth with his hand and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Anthony Davis to the Wizards.... I don't know about this one.
Looks like she's aging rapidly because of it too
Imagine seeing photos and videos of ugly old men raping underage girls and thinking, "I need to protect those horrible men at all costs."?
Pam Bondi is a soulless villain.
Pam Bondi is a soulless villain.
February 4, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Looks like she's aging rapidly because of it too
Miguel did another Tiny Desk!!! youtu.be/DzS1ak7vQ-M?...
Miguel: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
youtu.be
February 4, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Miguel did another Tiny Desk!!! youtu.be/DzS1ak7vQ-M?...
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MeidasTouch sent a reporter to look for waste, fraud, and abuse behind the Melania movie. Here’s what we found.
February 3, 2026 at 7:50 PM
MeidasTouch sent a reporter to look for waste, fraud, and abuse behind the Melania movie. Here’s what we found.
Just had a discussion with my friend. If anyone does any of our daughters dirty it's gonna lead to this scene... 😆
youtu.be/-aMCzRj3Syg?...
youtu.be/-aMCzRj3Syg?...
Miami Vice - In The Air Tonight Scene [HD]
YouTube video by Miami Vice
youtu.be
February 4, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Just had a discussion with my friend. If anyone does any of our daughters dirty it's gonna lead to this scene... 😆
youtu.be/-aMCzRj3Syg?...
youtu.be/-aMCzRj3Syg?...
Bad Bunny is a better wrestler than Hulk Hogan ever was.
a man in a black jacket with the number 203 on the front
ALT: a man in a black jacket with the number 203 on the front
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Bad Bunny is a better wrestler than Hulk Hogan ever was.
We're not worthy.
February 4, 2026 at 12:59 PM
We're not worthy.
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Remembering Maurice White today on the 10th anniversary of his passing (February 4, 2016) | Explore the Earth, Wind & Fire founder's musical legacy (including audio & video highlights) here: album.ink/MWhiteRIP
February 4, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Remembering Maurice White today on the 10th anniversary of his passing (February 4, 2016) | Explore the Earth, Wind & Fire founder's musical legacy (including audio & video highlights) here: album.ink/MWhiteRIP
Facts
February 4, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Facts
Zeebrooooooos!
'Zootopia 2' Director Jared Push Says Watching CM Punk And Roman Reigns Do 'Zebros' In Real Life Is 'One Of The Most Ridiculous Things' That He Ever Saw
'Zootopia 2' Director Jared Push Says Watching CM Punk And Roman Reigns Do 'Zebros' In Real Life Is 'One Of The Most Ridiculous Things' That He Ever Saw - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News
The director of Zootopia 2 has commented on CM Punk and Roman Reigns playing the Zebros at the same time they were working together in WWE.
www.fightful.com
February 4, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Zeebrooooooos!
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They are deleting all the documents with bad mentions of DJT
Sorry if this has already been posted, but several days ago there were over 1,700 mentions of him. An hour ago, there were 1,492. Now there are 1,478.
Sorry if this has already been posted, but several days ago there were over 1,700 mentions of him. An hour ago, there were 1,492. Now there are 1,478.
February 4, 2026 at 1:50 AM
They are deleting all the documents with bad mentions of DJT
Sorry if this has already been posted, but several days ago there were over 1,700 mentions of him. An hour ago, there were 1,492. Now there are 1,478.
Sorry if this has already been posted, but several days ago there were over 1,700 mentions of him. An hour ago, there were 1,492. Now there are 1,478.
Dude why does Terry Crews always seem like he just did a mountain of coke?
February 4, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Dude why does Terry Crews always seem like he just did a mountain of coke?
Just bought this for my daughter. She loves Rudolph! Thank you 😁
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer (S) $5 (PS5) $9.99 via Amazon (Prime Eligible). https://ow.ly/2eMt50XZBUT
February 4, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Just bought this for my daughter. She loves Rudolph! Thank you 😁
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this is, i suppose, one way to address a woman, when given the opportunity to show empathy towards abused women
"mr trump do you have anything to say to epstein surivors"
"how about you shut the fuck up and smile more, you terrible woman"
"mr trump do you have anything to say to epstein surivors"
"how about you shut the fuck up and smile more, you terrible woman"
KAITLAN COLLINS: What would say to Epstein survivo---
TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
February 4, 2026 at 12:22 AM
this is, i suppose, one way to address a woman, when given the opportunity to show empathy towards abused women
"mr trump do you have anything to say to epstein surivors"
"how about you shut the fuck up and smile more, you terrible woman"
"mr trump do you have anything to say to epstein surivors"
"how about you shut the fuck up and smile more, you terrible woman"
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The entire press corps should walk out, not come back, & we simply shouldn’t tolerate this.
Months of “Joe Biden won’t do a press conference.” A nonstop national story. Same with Harris in Aug/Sep 2024 & interviews. Trump does this stuff & everyone shrugs. It’s appalling.
Months of “Joe Biden won’t do a press conference.” A nonstop national story. Same with Harris in Aug/Sep 2024 & interviews. Trump does this stuff & everyone shrugs. It’s appalling.
KAITLAN COLLINS: What would say to Epstein survivo---
TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
February 4, 2026 at 12:22 AM
The entire press corps should walk out, not come back, & we simply shouldn’t tolerate this.
Months of “Joe Biden won’t do a press conference.” A nonstop national story. Same with Harris in Aug/Sep 2024 & interviews. Trump does this stuff & everyone shrugs. It’s appalling.
Months of “Joe Biden won’t do a press conference.” A nonstop national story. Same with Harris in Aug/Sep 2024 & interviews. Trump does this stuff & everyone shrugs. It’s appalling.
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Michael B. Jordan keeps a stuffed black panther in his home as a tribute to Chadwick Boseman and their bond
"It will forever remind me of him and the time we finally had a chance to work together"
(via BAFTA)
"It will forever remind me of him and the time we finally had a chance to work together"
(via BAFTA)
February 3, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Michael B. Jordan keeps a stuffed black panther in his home as a tribute to Chadwick Boseman and their bond
"It will forever remind me of him and the time we finally had a chance to work together"
(via BAFTA)
"It will forever remind me of him and the time we finally had a chance to work together"
(via BAFTA)
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Strauss Zelnick says 'generative AI has zero part in what Rockstar Games is building' with 'GTA 6' 🎮
"Their worlds are handcrafted. That's what differentiates them. They're built from the ground up ... They're not procedurally generated, they shouldn't be. That's what makes great entertainment"
"Their worlds are handcrafted. That's what differentiates them. They're built from the ground up ... They're not procedurally generated, they shouldn't be. That's what makes great entertainment"
February 3, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Strauss Zelnick says 'generative AI has zero part in what Rockstar Games is building' with 'GTA 6' 🎮
"Their worlds are handcrafted. That's what differentiates them. They're built from the ground up ... They're not procedurally generated, they shouldn't be. That's what makes great entertainment"
"Their worlds are handcrafted. That's what differentiates them. They're built from the ground up ... They're not procedurally generated, they shouldn't be. That's what makes great entertainment"
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#Thatgroup stays quoting from the Old Testament… it's like the New Testament scares them... it has verses like this..
January 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
#Thatgroup stays quoting from the Old Testament… it's like the New Testament scares them... it has verses like this..