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Backlash surrounding Metroid Prime 4’s chatty supporting cast has inadvertently bled into one gamer’s relationship.
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A woman listening to her partner complain about Metroid Prime 4's Myles MacKenzie. HEADLINE: Girlfriend of ‘Metroid’ Purist Unsympathetic to Complaints About Nerd Who Won’t Shut Up.
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Stephen Miller right now
Wormtongue in Lord of the Rings realizing something bad is coming
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’
RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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At last, Naughty Dog’s new IP, Intergalactic, is set to finally make a video game for those of a higher intellect.
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October 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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My daughter the One Piece fan drew this poster for her No Kings rally today
Poster made by my daughter for her No Kings rally based on One Piece: Luffy punching Trump
October 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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‘Dr. Mario: Side Effects May Vary’ will allow players to opt out of colored pills that conflict with their personal values.
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October 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Nintendo shadow dropping a new Fire Emblem mobile game? What is this?

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September 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Belichick's postgame press conference decorated like a baby shower - balloon arch and all lmao
September 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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First time trying pastrami on the smoker. Came out delicious! #smoker #grilldaddy
August 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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are you fucking kidding me. the lens flares in DK Bananza are in the shape of a bunch of bananas
July 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Trump Announces $175 Billion Rosie O’Donnell Defense System
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Trump Announces $175 Billion Rosie O’Donnell Defense System
July 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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There's no reason to keep putting up with Microsoft

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July 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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July 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Saluting with tears streaming down my face
July 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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RFK Jr.: Vaccines No More Effective Than Drinking Horseshoe Crab Blood Straight theonion.com/rfk-jr-...
RFK Jr.: Vaccines No More Effective Than Drinking Horseshoe Crab Blood Straight
June 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Ms. Rachel
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The Onion: What inspired you to speak out about Gaza? Ms. Rachel: While I’ve enjoyed a great deal of success, my real dream has always been getting called an “antisemitic cunt” online.
May 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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bobbyboats.bsky.social Bobby_D_ @bobbyboats.bsky.social · May 22
@tolkoto.com I made an ad for you guys. What a rascal!
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May 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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May 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Mel Kiper if another QB comes off the board before Shedeur on day 3
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ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with a purple shirt and yellow hair
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April 26, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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Secured the bag at Target! #Switch2
April 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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No, Google. I didn't say "give me the news" -- I said "give me a noose!"
April 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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RFK Jr. Orders Removal Of Sinks From HHS Bathrooms
RFK Jr. Orders Removal Of Sinks From HHS Bathrooms
WASHINGTON—As part of a sweeping overhaul of the building’s plumbing system, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly ordered the removal of sinks Tuesday from all bathrooms in the Department of Health and Hu...
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April 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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LFGM!

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April 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM