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I remember when I started playing DnD and my mom was like "Isn't that a weed kinda thing."

I smiled "Nah those nerds never wanna smoke, I always have to before and after."
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Is super rape a thing?
December 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Mega Man (2025)
February 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
C'mon strong breeze
December 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Shocking
🚨 New York Times reports more details than we've had before on how Donald Trump's administration pulled strings to pressure Romania to allow Andrew Tate to travel while he was charged with crimes including trafficking minors and violently beating and raping a 15-year-old girl.
December 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Good news for people committed to being losers
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 4d
Kamala Harris is extending her book tour into 2026 – but now it’s going to be about more than selling books. https://cnn.it/48M5neK
December 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Nerd alert
The Dems are far from perfect, but the vast majority of them seem to have the best interests of their constituents at heart, and they deserve support in an imperfect system. This cannot be said of the scum in the Rep party.
December 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
That's the power of Mormonism
dude for byu dunked it so hard they had to send a guy out there with a ladder and a wrench to fix the hoop
December 10, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Going to see Shadow of Intent/Angelmaker/Mental Cruelty/Synestia in May. Loved Shadow of Intent in October and very excited to catch Synestia
December 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
While I would gladly spit in Piers Morgan's face, it is really funny watching him talk to these other assholes.
PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
December 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Wtf
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
This fucking goof ass mouth breather
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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The Boy in the Striped Pajamas (2008)
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
My boss is a 42 year old man who has paid for the Snoop Dogg - Drop it like it's Hot ring tone....
December 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Petr Yan is so mad he's not adult sized
December 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
"I want to thank Jesus for breaking my opponent's arm in a horrific fashion"
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I got no problem with that stoppage. Wasn't really defending himself when he rolled onto his side at the end
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Great abortion clinic name
Baby Assassin!
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Baby Assassin!
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
And the crowd goes mild
December 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
As the foremost Petr Yan hater I'm really looking forward to him looking mid again tonight
December 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
December 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Good, why would I have a camera in there if it's not to show off to the world?
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM