Chez Jay
@jayvaness.bsky.social
Chief Executive Gardener at maison Red Leaves, UK.
Severely underrated gardening at the cutting edge.
Watching far too much procycling and cyclocross on Discovery+ according to her.
Half Dutch, half Brit, halfwit.
Severely underrated gardening at the cutting edge.
Watching far too much procycling and cyclocross on Discovery+ according to her.
Half Dutch, half Brit, halfwit.
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The future Trump class warships.
December 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The future Trump class warships.
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If this doesn't motivate you to vote in the Midterms, nothing will.
December 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
If this doesn't motivate you to vote in the Midterms, nothing will.
Brilliant cartoon of Trump again by the master himself. The crazy thing is that he could have actually said these things in one of his rambling speeches! He might still!
December 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Brilliant cartoon of Trump again by the master himself. The crazy thing is that he could have actually said these things in one of his rambling speeches! He might still!
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Troll level: Master. These “plaques” by Trump deserve no less.
December 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Troll level: Master. These “plaques” by Trump deserve no less.
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“I've never met a dude who fantasized about his own
Ballroom - he's basically Cinderella's fat, jealous step-sister.”
Ballroom - he's basically Cinderella's fat, jealous step-sister.”
December 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
“I've never met a dude who fantasized about his own
Ballroom - he's basically Cinderella's fat, jealous step-sister.”
Ballroom - he's basically Cinderella's fat, jealous step-sister.”
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Met Police chief Mark Rowley: ‘How anybody in America can suggest the UK is violent is completely ridiculous. The homicide rate in London is lower than every single US state. It’s lower than all their big cities.’
December 12, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Met Police chief Mark Rowley: ‘How anybody in America can suggest the UK is violent is completely ridiculous. The homicide rate in London is lower than every single US state. It’s lower than all their big cities.’
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The FT writes: ‘In Trump’s interview with GB News, its correspondent, Bev Turner, gave North Korea’s broadcasters a run for their money. “It feels much safer here,” Turner said, contrasting Washington to London, though the chances of being murdered in DC are around 26 times higher than in London.
December 12, 2025 at 12:16 PM
The FT writes: ‘In Trump’s interview with GB News, its correspondent, Bev Turner, gave North Korea’s broadcasters a run for their money. “It feels much safer here,” Turner said, contrasting Washington to London, though the chances of being murdered in DC are around 26 times higher than in London.
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Friday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...
December 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Friday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
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Hey Nottinghamshire.
This is how your Reform council is spending your money. Funded by your 4.84% council tax rise.
This is how your Reform council is spending your money. Funded by your 4.84% council tax rise.
December 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Hey Nottinghamshire.
This is how your Reform council is spending your money. Funded by your 4.84% council tax rise.
This is how your Reform council is spending your money. Funded by your 4.84% council tax rise.
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If you want to know what Donald will say tomorrow, listen to what Kremlin says today.
December 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If you want to know what Donald will say tomorrow, listen to what Kremlin says today.
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That's because you're in Dubai.
December 9, 2025 at 10:08 AM
That's because you're in Dubai.
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Great idea not to mention that the entire saving was made in the year ending March 2025, two months before Reform took over.
December 9, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Great idea not to mention that the entire saving was made in the year ending March 2025, two months before Reform took over.
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Good analogy “attacking American companies over garbage”.
Yes, the polluters should pay.
The toxic sludge created by US Tech should be fined like any other ‘externality’ — like oil spills, chemical leaks, poisoning rivers.
Yes, the polluters should pay.
The toxic sludge created by US Tech should be fined like any other ‘externality’ — like oil spills, chemical leaks, poisoning rivers.
December 6, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Good analogy “attacking American companies over garbage”.
Yes, the polluters should pay.
The toxic sludge created by US Tech should be fined like any other ‘externality’ — like oil spills, chemical leaks, poisoning rivers.
Yes, the polluters should pay.
The toxic sludge created by US Tech should be fined like any other ‘externality’ — like oil spills, chemical leaks, poisoning rivers.
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We always knew FIFA were the shit on Satan's hoof, right? This is from 2011
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 AM
We always knew FIFA were the shit on Satan's hoof, right? This is from 2011
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I have rejected my own proposals for peace that I had Donald present to me.
December 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I have rejected my own proposals for peace that I had Donald present to me.
severely underrated joke ==>
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 PM
severely underrated joke ==>
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Talking Heads
The Police
U2
Muse
Level 42
Talking Heads
The Police
U2
Muse
Level 42
November 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Talking Heads
The Police
U2
Muse
Level 42
Talking Heads
The Police
U2
Muse
Level 42
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
Genesis (5x)
Peter Gabriel
Steve Hackett (3x)
Phil Collins
Mike & the Mechanics
Genesis (5x)
Peter Gabriel
Steve Hackett (3x)
Phil Collins
Mike & the Mechanics
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
Genesis (5x)
Peter Gabriel
Steve Hackett (3x)
Phil Collins
Mike & the Mechanics
Genesis (5x)
Peter Gabriel
Steve Hackett (3x)
Phil Collins
Mike & the Mechanics
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How true!
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
How true!