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☪️🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 | 🇦🇺🇵🇰🇹🇷 | not your lawyer | living on occupied wulgurukaba/bindal country | they/them | fabricati diem, pvnc
I wear the hell out of a red lipstick
this is a positivity checkpoint 🔫
everyone who sees this;: say something nice about yourself right now !!! 🔫
everyone who sees this;: say something nice about yourself right now !!! 🔫
December 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I wear the hell out of a red lipstick
there is no sadness karaoke can't fix
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
there is no sadness karaoke can't fix
I'm hooooooooome (at the dive bar where I sing karaoke on wednesday nights)
December 3, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I'm hooooooooome (at the dive bar where I sing karaoke on wednesday nights)
it's wednesday, my dudes
December 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
it's wednesday, my dudes
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ME: (trauma-dumping on someone in the hope that they'll find my deep sadness attractive and compelling) haha sorry idk why I'm telling you any of this
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 AM
ME: (trauma-dumping on someone in the hope that they'll find my deep sadness attractive and compelling) haha sorry idk why I'm telling you any of this
ME: (trauma-dumping on someone in the hope that they'll find my deep sadness attractive and compelling) haha sorry idk why I'm telling you any of this
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 AM
ME: (trauma-dumping on someone in the hope that they'll find my deep sadness attractive and compelling) haha sorry idk why I'm telling you any of this
isn't it just so weird how the points of difference this kind of person expects you to accept are never things like "how best can we ensure that every human being is adequately housed and fed?" and always things like "are trans people human?"
There is an extraordinary sense of entitlement behind the belief that there ought to be political party that aligns 100% with your own opinions.
November 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
isn't it just so weird how the points of difference this kind of person expects you to accept are never things like "how best can we ensure that every human being is adequately housed and fed?" and always things like "are trans people human?"
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(average boomer encountering a machine that ingests user inputs and regurgitates them with added em dashes) this is indistinguishable from real human contact. if I burn enough rainforests maybe it can generate children who answer my phone calls
the turing test did not adequately account for the human tendency to believe that anything which affirms or validates their preconceptions is "intelligent"
May 20, 2025 at 8:14 AM
(average boomer encountering a machine that ingests user inputs and regurgitates them with added em dashes) this is indistinguishable from real human contact. if I burn enough rainforests maybe it can generate children who answer my phone calls
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the turing test did not adequately account for the human tendency to believe that anything which affirms or validates their preconceptions is "intelligent"
May 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
the turing test did not adequately account for the human tendency to believe that anything which affirms or validates their preconceptions is "intelligent"
no, it isn't.
short article!
short article!
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
no, it isn't.
short article!
short article!
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it's that time of year again!
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
it's that time of year again!
there is actually not a single job currently done by humans, no matter how "skilled" or "unskilled", that AI can adequately replace, which kinda makes burning down all those trees seem...not worth it
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
there is actually not a single job currently done by humans, no matter how "skilled" or "unskilled", that AI can adequately replace, which kinda makes burning down all those trees seem...not worth it
the wildest thing is that this weird confession, which wild horses couldn't drag out of most people, was shared completely unsolicited with a journo doing a glinner puff piece, not tricked out of him by chotiner or something
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
the wildest thing is that this weird confession, which wild horses couldn't drag out of most people, was shared completely unsolicited with a journo doing a glinner puff piece, not tricked out of him by chotiner or something
I don't generally believe in leftist purity testing, but if this is your sincerely held belief, in what way are you actually a leftist
Making sure developers don’t make a dime is more important than building homes for people
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I don't generally believe in leftist purity testing, but if this is your sincerely held belief, in what way are you actually a leftist
I really don't think any of this suits me
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I really don't think any of this suits me
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Hey y’all Sydette really needs a boost. Can you help her out right now?
She is one of the smartest, kindest people I know and she has put a lot in with very little reward.
She is one of the smartest, kindest people I know and she has put a lot in with very little reward.
Welp it’s gotten real real if you can please help. If you can’t it’s really hard out here so share
gofund.me/a5ee0064
gofund.me/a5ee0064
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Hey y’all Sydette really needs a boost. Can you help her out right now?
She is one of the smartest, kindest people I know and she has put a lot in with very little reward.
She is one of the smartest, kindest people I know and she has put a lot in with very little reward.
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Hello! Annoying news! I’ve been informed by work that due to an investor delay I am not going to be paid on time. I need to pay my rent and internet/phone and eat, so if you can give me a hand, I can pay you back in the next few weeks when my pay shows up. Thanks!
PP: @StellaSacco
CA: $sacc
PP: @StellaSacco
CA: $sacc
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Hello! Annoying news! I’ve been informed by work that due to an investor delay I am not going to be paid on time. I need to pay my rent and internet/phone and eat, so if you can give me a hand, I can pay you back in the next few weeks when my pay shows up. Thanks!
PP: @StellaSacco
CA: $sacc
PP: @StellaSacco
CA: $sacc
I haven't had a single surgery, and if I just don't shave for a week, I get called "sir" by complete strangers everywhere I go. but ✨ they can always tell ✨
Found it via OP
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I haven't had a single surgery, and if I just don't shave for a week, I get called "sir" by complete strangers everywhere I go. but ✨ they can always tell ✨
it should be illegal for people to subject you to the mortifying ordeal of being known without warning you first
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
it should be illegal for people to subject you to the mortifying ordeal of being known without warning you first
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Asking for a boost as I’m preparing for a series of medical appointments and tests that will likely move my surgery date up. I see my surgeon next Monday.
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Asking for a boost as I’m preparing for a series of medical appointments and tests that will likely move my surgery date up. I see my surgeon next Monday.
once again full of thoughts that would have once ended up on my strictest livejournal content filter and which now either have to go in my private journal or be posted on the public internet for the entire world to see
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
once again full of thoughts that would have once ended up on my strictest livejournal content filter and which now either have to go in my private journal or be posted on the public internet for the entire world to see
my polycule's version of this is adding random consonants that don't belong as though we're in a facebook group about dogs from ten years ago
Is anyone else's language privately degenerating (or evolving, reaching its true potential?) through a series of ironic vowel shifts?
This one is running rampant in my own speech right now:
Bug --> Boog
Hug --> Hoog
Slug --> Sloog
Blood (/blʌd/) --> Blood (/blud/)
This one is running rampant in my own speech right now:
Bug --> Boog
Hug --> Hoog
Slug --> Sloog
Blood (/blʌd/) --> Blood (/blud/)
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
my polycule's version of this is adding random consonants that don't belong as though we're in a facebook group about dogs from ten years ago
this cured my depression
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
this cured my depression
please neither ask nor tell me if you're going to do this unless you want to pay me for my time
November 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
please neither ask nor tell me if you're going to do this unless you want to pay me for my time