Third Quarter Thunder™️
January 12, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Third Quarter Thunder™️
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ALERT: To respect centuries of tradition, today I shall be watching the dog show and renaming all the dogs. (Peacock won't let me take screenshots so I am literally taking pictures of my television. WHY DO YOU HATE HAPPINESS, PEACOCK?)
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
ALERT: To respect centuries of tradition, today I shall be watching the dog show and renaming all the dogs. (Peacock won't let me take screenshots so I am literally taking pictures of my television. WHY DO YOU HATE HAPPINESS, PEACOCK?)
At the Clipse concert in OKC. Two kinds of people here.
1. People who know every word to every track.
2. Me.
1. People who know every word to every track.
2. Me.
September 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
At the Clipse concert in OKC. Two kinds of people here.
1. People who know every word to every track.
2. Me.
1. People who know every word to every track.
2. Me.
I ordered Little Cesar’s by asking for whatever Hot and Ready pizza was the freshest and not to tell me what it was. I wanted the surprise.
10/10 move. Highly recommended.
10/10 move. Highly recommended.
July 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I ordered Little Cesar’s by asking for whatever Hot and Ready pizza was the freshest and not to tell me what it was. I wanted the surprise.
10/10 move. Highly recommended.
10/10 move. Highly recommended.
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Wrote about the champs.
Tank Diaries: The Epilogue
Shout-out Poku. Glory to Lu Dort. The NBA is a magical place where being good at being bad can launch you to the mountaintop.
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June 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Wrote about the champs.
I brushed shoulders with Randy Macho Man Savage while changing shuttles at the Atlanta airport.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I brushed shoulders with Randy Macho Man Savage while changing shuttles at the Atlanta airport.
May 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Preferred Eastern Conference Outcomes:
A. Knicks in 6
B. Knicks in 7
C. Pacers in 7
D. Dammit, New York
E. I am so disappointed in you, New York
#NBAsky
A. Knicks in 6
B. Knicks in 7
C. Pacers in 7
D. Dammit, New York
E. I am so disappointed in you, New York
#NBAsky
May 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Preferred Eastern Conference Outcomes:
A. Knicks in 6
B. Knicks in 7
C. Pacers in 7
D. Dammit, New York
E. I am so disappointed in you, New York
#NBAsky
A. Knicks in 6
B. Knicks in 7
C. Pacers in 7
D. Dammit, New York
E. I am so disappointed in you, New York
#NBAsky
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The Thunder are ready because Jalen Williams is ready: www.theringer.com/2025/05/27/n...
Jalen Williams Is Becoming Exactly What the Thunder Needed
With each passing playoff game, OKC moves closer to realizing its grand vision—and J-Dub’s evolution into a true second star is a major reason
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May 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The Thunder are ready because Jalen Williams is ready: www.theringer.com/2025/05/27/n...
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Alex Caruso was incredible in the fourth quarter
April 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Alex Caruso was incredible in the fourth quarter
Lugentz Dort carries within him the spirit of Marlo Stanfield
April 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Lugentz Dort carries within him the spirit of Marlo Stanfield
The Grizzlies had 1 game under 100 during the regular season. They now have 2 against the Thunder.
April 23, 2025 at 4:40 AM
The Grizzlies had 1 game under 100 during the regular season. They now have 2 against the Thunder.
Historians will note the Thunder-Grizzlies series was over 15 minutes into Game 1.
April 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Historians will note the Thunder-Grizzlies series was over 15 minutes into Game 1.
Rest in Peace, Doc. You were a good friend to Wyatt. And a helluva fighter pilot.
April 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Rest in Peace, Doc. You were a good friend to Wyatt. And a helluva fighter pilot.
Credit to the Bulls for finding a way to keep SGA below his scoring average.
April 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Credit to the Bulls for finding a way to keep SGA below his scoring average.
Quoting Fred Sanford in a moment like this is pitch perfect.
March 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Quoting Fred Sanford in a moment like this is pitch perfect.
JWill needs to shoot the dang ball. He has 3-8-10. He’ll get his boards. He’s gotta fire up the flamethrower.
March 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
JWill needs to shoot the dang ball. He has 3-8-10. He’ll get his boards. He’s gotta fire up the flamethrower.
Say what you will about Aaron Wiggins. The guy knows how to save basketball.
March 6, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Say what you will about Aaron Wiggins. The guy knows how to save basketball.
Dear Chet Holmgren,
Please stop diving on the dang floor.
Concerned Thunder Fan
Please stop diving on the dang floor.
Concerned Thunder Fan
February 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Dear Chet Holmgren,
Please stop diving on the dang floor.
Concerned Thunder Fan
Please stop diving on the dang floor.
Concerned Thunder Fan
Listening to Rep. Stephanie Bice get embarrassed by a caller on her town hall. If Kendrick Lamar were a 65 year old Republican veteran from Wellston, the current administration would be his Drake.
February 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Listening to Rep. Stephanie Bice get embarrassed by a caller on her town hall. If Kendrick Lamar were a 65 year old Republican veteran from Wellston, the current administration would be his Drake.
The Thunder are playing like it’s open gym.
February 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The Thunder are playing like it’s open gym.
Current audiobook. Read by the author. Exceeds expectations. #severance
February 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Current audiobook. Read by the author. Exceeds expectations. #severance