Jay Kelly
jaykelly.bsky.social
Jay Kelly
@jaykelly.bsky.social
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Heck. Yes. Highly recommend. I’ve experienced it maybe 10-15 times? In my experience, the impact is profound and lasting.
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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September 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
💡I have an idea.

Sh-sh-shhhh - Don’t say no yet. Think about it.

Let’s FaceTime and watch it on Netflix together.
August 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Dammit. I wondered why they agreed so quickly.
August 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I had 3 requirements:

1. Lifetime supply of Nescafé
2. Spelled “Kelly”, not “Kelley”
3. Adam Sandler plays your role

My first foray into Hollywood negotiations, and I went 3 for 3.
August 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I want a Thunder dynasty so you can quote skeet this 2-3 more times.
July 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Question: Did you warm up the can in the microwave first?
July 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Exhilarating
June 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
First make
June 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Update: It was not.
June 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I noped out after that episode.
June 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The cows don’t.
May 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I gotta think they do it again. The energy for game 4 was bonkers. Fans booed the starting lineup. The announcer led chants as if the players were there. People yelled to distract Wolves free throw shooters. It wildly exceeded my expectations.
May 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
People not wearing the shirt get singled out on camera and everyone boos.
May 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM