Jason Ross
@jasonross42.bsky.social
give him a snickers
obsessed with people who are like “Mr president stop, you’re not your compassionate self right now”
December 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
give him a snickers
one hell of a scrivener's error
A federal judge ruled Thu morning that no order of removal for Abrego Garcia had ever existed. By Thu evening, an immigration judge had conjured a “Immigration Court’s Sua Sponte Order Correcting Scrivener’s Error," Abrego Garcia's lawyers tell the judge in the emergency overnight filing:
December 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
one hell of a scrivener's error
i hate that this is correct, but he is spot-on here
This. This was the formative event of my generation & our entire politics in 🇺🇸. The structural break after which we were no longer a full democracy, when 5 Wizards In Robes decided they were a super-legislature & counting all the actual votes didn’t matter. The rest has been 25 years of commentary.
25 years ago today, SCOTUS elected George W Bush president of the United States by blocking completion of a voting canvass in Florida. A subsequent canvass by the Associated Press showed that Bush's rival, Al Gore, had won the race in Florida—and thus the contest for the presidency—by 700 votes.
December 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
i hate that this is correct, but he is spot-on here
continue purchasing... or purchasing again? which is it?
here's the problem with constantly lying: eventually your lies contradict each other
here's the problem with constantly lying: eventually your lies contradict each other
Leavitt: "President Trump convinced President Xi to continue purchasing again American soybeans, which is something China wasn't doing under the last administration because they had no respect for President Biden or the country at the time."
December 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
continue purchasing... or purchasing again? which is it?
here's the problem with constantly lying: eventually your lies contradict each other
here's the problem with constantly lying: eventually your lies contradict each other
you can fit 85 black bears inside the Smokey Bear balloon, which means you could fit the '85 Bears in there too
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
you can fit 85 black bears inside the Smokey Bear balloon, which means you could fit the '85 Bears in there too
why do we need patience? donnie told us that we were imagining things, that prices are down
Vance says Americans need patience on prices but says 'We hear you' on affordability concerns
While President Donald Trump has struggled to settle on a way to address Americans’ concerns about high costs, Vice President JD Vance on Thursday offered a more direct and empathetic message, saying,...
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November 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
why do we need patience? donnie told us that we were imagining things, that prices are down
it's a *civil proceeding* because it's a *civil infraction*
NOT A FUCKING CRIME
fuck these goons forever
NOT A FUCKING CRIME
fuck these goons forever
Should be, but the current state of the law is that deportation is a civil proceeding for which your due process rights do not entitle you to counsel. It’s a categorical (and racist) approach that ignores the reality of the experience and outcomes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
it's a *civil proceeding* because it's a *civil infraction*
NOT A FUCKING CRIME
fuck these goons forever
NOT A FUCKING CRIME
fuck these goons forever
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After those results, the Democratic response to GOP pressure to cave on the shutdown should simply be
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and making a funny face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
After those results, the Democratic response to GOP pressure to cave on the shutdown should simply be
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I’m not going to take the turkey out of the freezer until it’s defrosted.
Mike Johnson says he will not bring the House back in session until the government reopens
October 31, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I’m not going to take the turkey out of the freezer until it’s defrosted.
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“The danger is not in the multiplication of machines, but in the ever-increasing number of men accustomed from their childhood to desire only what machines can give.”
—Bernanos, “La révolution de la liberté” (1944)
—Bernanos, “La révolution de la liberté” (1944)
September 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
“The danger is not in the multiplication of machines, but in the ever-increasing number of men accustomed from their childhood to desire only what machines can give.”
—Bernanos, “La révolution de la liberté” (1944)
—Bernanos, “La révolution de la liberté” (1944)
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
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my favorite part of parenting is getting my kids ready for school. cajoling, repeating myself, grinding my teeth as I shake with rage — I love starting each day the angriest I’ve ever been
October 18, 2023 at 1:52 PM
my favorite part of parenting is getting my kids ready for school. cajoling, repeating myself, grinding my teeth as I shake with rage — I love starting each day the angriest I’ve ever been
real "look what you made me do" energy
Johnson: "Russ does this reluctantly. He takes no pleasure in this. Russ has to sit down and decide which policies, personnel, & programs are essential & which are not. That's not a fun task and he's not enjoying that responsibility...if they keep the govt closed, it's gonna get more & more painful"
October 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
real "look what you made me do" energy
"every boat kills 25,000 people" bro what
Trump brags to military leaders about his strikes on boats: "They don't want go fishing. I don't blame them. There will be no fishing today. It's amazing what strength will do."
October 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"every boat kills 25,000 people" bro what
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So many of us came so very unwillingly to this place of viewing the Supreme Court as unworthy of being viewed as a judicial body. Unworthy of veneration, unworthy of respect.
So profoundly reluctantly.
But, good lord have they earned it.
So profoundly reluctantly.
But, good lord have they earned it.
September 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
So many of us came so very unwillingly to this place of viewing the Supreme Court as unworthy of being viewed as a judicial body. Unworthy of veneration, unworthy of respect.
So profoundly reluctantly.
But, good lord have they earned it.
So profoundly reluctantly.
But, good lord have they earned it.
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“An escalator can never break down. It can only become stairs. You’ll never see an escalator out of order sign. Just escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.” - Mitch Hedberg
September 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
“An escalator can never break down. It can only become stairs. You’ll never see an escalator out of order sign. Just escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.” - Mitch Hedberg
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you will never be amenable enough to the demands of a fascist tantrum to make it stop without selling your soul and becoming a fascist yourself.
there is no amount of compliance that is acceptable short of absolute indoctrination.
the more you bend, the more they push you down.
stop helping them!
there is no amount of compliance that is acceptable short of absolute indoctrination.
the more you bend, the more they push you down.
stop helping them!
September 17, 2025 at 6:04 AM
you will never be amenable enough to the demands of a fascist tantrum to make it stop without selling your soul and becoming a fascist yourself.
there is no amount of compliance that is acceptable short of absolute indoctrination.
the more you bend, the more they push you down.
stop helping them!
there is no amount of compliance that is acceptable short of absolute indoctrination.
the more you bend, the more they push you down.
stop helping them!
also I'm sure there are receipts of most of these scolds celebrating the death and/or deportation of liberals and other outgroups
there was never going to be a world in which the right didn’t claim the left was celebrating the death of charlie kirk, no matter how respectable anyone tried to be.
September 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
also I'm sure there are receipts of most of these scolds celebrating the death and/or deportation of liberals and other outgroups
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This country is basically the really drunk guy at the bar that no one wants to talk to, his “friends” even try to avoid him, because eventually he is going to try to start a fight that he can’t win by himself and when he loses he’s going to absolutely walk his tab.
September 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
This country is basically the really drunk guy at the bar that no one wants to talk to, his “friends” even try to avoid him, because eventually he is going to try to start a fight that he can’t win by himself and when he loses he’s going to absolutely walk his tab.
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We need an HHS Secretary who respects science and does not make policy based on conspiracy theories.
Vaccines are safe and effective.
Kennedy is threatening the health of our kids and all Americans.
He must resign.
Vaccines are safe and effective.
Kennedy is threatening the health of our kids and all Americans.
He must resign.
September 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
We need an HHS Secretary who respects science and does not make policy based on conspiracy theories.
Vaccines are safe and effective.
Kennedy is threatening the health of our kids and all Americans.
He must resign.
Vaccines are safe and effective.
Kennedy is threatening the health of our kids and all Americans.
He must resign.
Oh, how reassuring
Conservative Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett rejected on Thursday the notion of a U.S. constitutional crisis as President Donald Trump's far-reaching executive actions test legal boundaries and spark tension with the judiciary.
Supreme Court's Barrett says US not in constitutional crisis
Conservative Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett rejected on Thursday the notion of a U.S. constitutional crisis as President Donald Trump's far-reaching executive actions test legal boundaries and spark tension with the judiciary.
reut.rs
September 5, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Oh, how reassuring
Everyone knows the first rule of being poor is NO. FUN. EVER.
The *current mayor* of NYC is VERY VERY NOT ANGRY about how successful #zcavengerhunt was. Don't put on social media that he's angry.
Anyway, the official position of the current mayor of NYC is that no one should ever have fun in the city.
Anyway, the official position of the current mayor of NYC is that no one should ever have fun in the city.
August 25, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Everyone knows the first rule of being poor is NO. FUN. EVER.
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Trump doesn't seem to see that some people are still immune to his threats.
Jack White criticized Trump's Oval Office decor. The White House then called White a "washed-up, has-been loser... masquerading as a real artist." And White, undeterred, posted an absolutely blistering takedown in response.
Jack White criticized Trump's Oval Office decor. The White House then called White a "washed-up, has-been loser... masquerading as a real artist." And White, undeterred, posted an absolutely blistering takedown in response.
August 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Trump doesn't seem to see that some people are still immune to his threats.
Jack White criticized Trump's Oval Office decor. The White House then called White a "washed-up, has-been loser... masquerading as a real artist." And White, undeterred, posted an absolutely blistering takedown in response.
Jack White criticized Trump's Oval Office decor. The White House then called White a "washed-up, has-been loser... masquerading as a real artist." And White, undeterred, posted an absolutely blistering takedown in response.