a very stupid space cadet
@jason76652.bsky.social
Proud owner of 3 brain cells doing their best
Probably skeeting about the Cubs or Bears
Servant of Ralphie, our one true queen 🦬
Airport Bird Stan
(he/him)
Probably skeeting about the Cubs or Bears
Servant of Ralphie, our one true queen 🦬
Airport Bird Stan
(he/him)
Pinned
I've lost the plot, the bit is all that remains
Life as a Bears fan:
November 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Life as a Bears fan:
Looking at everyones aroura stories
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Looking at everyones aroura stories
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The cure to male loneliness is actually Inside the NBA
October 24, 2025 at 5:06 AM
The cure to male loneliness is actually Inside the NBA
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I am too old to hold my own grudges, much less someone else’s, I’ll let you carry that because it seems heavy
You do realize all those Mariner fans are also Sonics fans right??
October 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I am too old to hold my own grudges, much less someone else’s, I’ll let you carry that because it seems heavy
Kansas City birds shat on my car durring the Chappell Roan concert, KC birds are confirmed homophobes
October 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Kansas City birds shat on my car durring the Chappell Roan concert, KC birds are confirmed homophobes
Casuals, anyone who's watched a Pop Tart Bowl knows the Pop Tarts yearn to be eaten
September 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Casuals, anyone who's watched a Pop Tart Bowl knows the Pop Tarts yearn to be eaten
Cubs needing a get right game seeing Miles Mikolas was starting today
September 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Cubs needing a get right game seeing Miles Mikolas was starting today
@edsbs.bsky.social it appears that butt week has rippled into the NFL this week
September 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
@edsbs.bsky.social it appears that butt week has rippled into the NFL this week
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CHOMP TUAH
WE GOT A SPITTER IN FLORIDA/USF
September 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
CHOMP TUAH
Can we get Brian Kelly to the same shade of purple as his hat?
August 31, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Can we get Brian Kelly to the same shade of purple as his hat?
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I mean the second you play for the Yankees I disavow everything you’ve ever done so
August 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I mean the second you play for the Yankees I disavow everything you’ve ever done so
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Someone who lives in Iowa is making 7 figures to tell hos quarterback to pitch the ball in the rain
August 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Someone who lives in Iowa is making 7 figures to tell hos quarterback to pitch the ball in the rain
If I had a nickel for every time I've been doomed by the Pope, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
May 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
If I had a nickel for every time I've been doomed by the Pope, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
The Green Day cycle
April 14, 2025 at 5:08 AM
The Green Day cycle
You know today is the real opening day because Ian Happ is raking
March 28, 2025 at 5:07 AM
You know today is the real opening day because Ian Happ is raking
How do sommeliers feel knowing they could never recommend a pairing as good as taco bell and baja blast?
February 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
How do sommeliers feel knowing they could never recommend a pairing as good as taco bell and baja blast?
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✨ grad school homework ✨
So, what's everyone doing today instead of watching the inauguration?
I'm going to watch "The Wild Robot" with my kids this morning, then hang out with some friends if the roads aren't too bad.
I'm going to watch "The Wild Robot" with my kids this morning, then hang out with some friends if the roads aren't too bad.
January 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
✨ grad school homework ✨
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when somebody tries to build an affordable housing unit in your zip code
January 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
when somebody tries to build an affordable housing unit in your zip code
The coach of the Fenway Bowl should get dunked by a cooler of Sam Adams
December 28, 2024 at 7:20 PM
The coach of the Fenway Bowl should get dunked by a cooler of Sam Adams
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Hey Scrooge I slept fine you cheap bitch
December 25, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Hey Scrooge I slept fine you cheap bitch
The SEC is undefeated in hypotheticals and 0-1 in games under 50 degrees
December 22, 2024 at 4:31 AM
The SEC is undefeated in hypotheticals and 0-1 in games under 50 degrees
I've lost the plot, the bit is all that remains
December 20, 2024 at 6:13 AM
I've lost the plot, the bit is all that remains
"What radicalized you?"
I decided it was stupid to determine who gets to be a doctor based on throwing footballs into giant soda cans in front of millions of people
I decided it was stupid to determine who gets to be a doctor based on throwing footballs into giant soda cans in front of millions of people
“What made you become a doctor”
“Throwing footballs into a giant can of Dr Pepper”
“Throwing footballs into a giant can of Dr Pepper”
December 7, 2024 at 9:44 PM
"What radicalized you?"
I decided it was stupid to determine who gets to be a doctor based on throwing footballs into giant soda cans in front of millions of people
I decided it was stupid to determine who gets to be a doctor based on throwing footballs into giant soda cans in front of millions of people
Drop the Lock Screen
November 28, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Drop the Lock Screen